Your most funny kills?

[ponton]

Recently I had very funny kills :)

1) When driving a tank in Kubra, got hit by enemy tank (i missed). I released smoke, hopped out of tank and lay mine. Drove off the hill i was on. My enemy started to pursuit me and drove thru smoke... BAM, easy kill. Stupidity is a bless :)
2) Headshot with SRAW. In Shiraqi I was trying to cap Hotel flag, some guy started to shoot at me from HMMV. I didn;t have much time and aimed at car, but somehow rocked flew little higher and guy ate my rocket right in his face. There was even no scratch on HMMV
3) My favourite. Almost the same like John Rambo had with HIND. While sniping in Dragon Valley at flag near this high cliff(don't remember the name). Almost capped the flag when enemy chopper showed and started to shoot. Almost dead, I decided to do this Rambo-style action :) With loud AAARRRGGHH i ran towards chopper and shoot with my rifle (i didn't even zoom) Shooted - BOOM chopper and it's crew is dead :laugh: (+4 to my stats) WTF?? It wasn't smoking... There's no tanks nearby... Well I don't care actually, it was verry funny. Imagine what would happen if I had the same bow Rambo had

What about you, guys?

[imported_SnowControl]

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This happened last night on a gulf server. I was MEC, and had all bases. I look up, and there comes a blackhawk flying over the olive hill, about at 200 feet. My friend in the IGLA (or stinger, i dont remember) shot two shots at the blackhawk. I went prone and started to fire at the blackhawk with my PKM. Suddenly i see flames coming out of it, and the next second, the upper left corned filled up with:

SnowControl[PKM]1stguy
SnowControl[PKM]2anguy
SnowControl[PKM]3rdguy
SnowControl[PKM]4thguy
SnowControl[PKM]5thguy
SnowControl[PKM]6thguy

I laughed so hard right then. PKM is awesome!

[Zefram]

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I don't know if it was my funniest kill, but it definitely ranks in the top FUNNEST kills...

Tonight, OPERATION HARVEST... THREE tanks convey across the bridge. I'm thinking O CRAP! I'm dead in my lonely tank. I use the rolling hills as cover and ONE by ONE... they die. I had 2 bars left on my tank.. OMG, it was the best feeling in the world.

[Combined]

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Those are all good. Especially the PKM story, I once saw a guy get credit for a BH kill with a MR444 or whatever the pistol is called.

Mine was probably yesterday afternoon, on warlord the usual palace flag battles. I got up on the roof with a grappling hook, went inside and killed a medic and took his kit. Then I kill this sniper who was standing by a window a few feet away. Now here's the funny part, this SAS medic comes and revives the guy I killed before, so I run and zap him while he's still proned with the defibs. The medic runs to the dead sniper and revives him, I follow him and zap him too... I did this about five times before the medic ran out of batteries for his paddles and stopped for a second to notice me. That bastard shot me :laugh:

[Linte_Loco]

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Mine was on Kubra.
I was in the T-90 at the Intake under the shed defending our flag. A F-15 came over the damm to bomb me, he had tried twice already. Finally the 3rd time he came in just low enough for me to get a shot off.
Just as he was almost over the flag I capped him.
I got the kill and a flag defend

[imported_Master Shake]

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I was on the TV tower on Sharqi with the .50 cal, we had just sent the Hind packing back to its base to get repaired. I could not see it with my zoom but I took and estimated guess where it was and fired blind. I saw my cross hairs bloom, followed a second later with the 2 kills. Blind shot hind down with the .50 and 2 kills, I was laughing.

[SERIALBUTCHER]

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I killed a guy by accident once by parachuting off the Square building, & landing on his head w/ my feet

In Ghost I was planning on riding this jetski right up to this guy, jumping off, & shooting him, but i realized he was only 2 feet from shore, & looking the other way so I "road killed" him w/ the jetski

|SI|SERIALBUTCHER[jetski]n00b LOL

peace

[Eternal-Souljah]

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Was MEC and took a tank up to the USMC radio station, the enemy tank was there, I didn't touch it though. So I drove up and hopped out and put an AT Mine on either side of the tread, revearsed back, someone came out and spotted me, so they ran by me I could have killed them but nah, they hopped in the tank and boom.

Killed someone climbing up a ladder with the stinger, they blew off.

Two people were trying to SRAW me, so while they reloaded I knifed them both.

Did some other stuff but can't remember.

[kilroy357]

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For me it was roadkilling a whole squad with a vodnik, they were all prone by a building just asking to be ran over :laugh:

[sassback]

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id have to say last week when i was playing wake. i was doing horrible. i saw an enemy a squad all prone against the wall near the airfield. so i thought i'd bum rush them w/ my g36c. i managed to get three of them when one of their dumb teammates comes outta nowhere and tries to kill me with a noob toob. in doing so misses me and TKs the other two guys in the squad. while he was reloading i managed to kill him too. needless to say i had a smile on my face for the rest of the night, regardless of score.

[.Churr.]

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It was just yesterday... I put was sniper and capturing the Square flag in Karkand... I put 2 claymores to cover the entrances. Then, a whole squad was coming from Hotel, and probably spotting the lone sniper and yelling "Mine, Mine!"

I threw a grenade, and killed 1 of them. The 2nd rushed into the flag while I threw a second grenade. The claymore killed him, and probably scared his mates. This second of hesitation was time enough for my 2nd grenade to explode, killing the rest.

I jumped from 3rd to 1st and finished with a gold

[davelisowski]

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I was in AA on Kubra at the Market (buying some apples). I think the Market is the name of the flag. Anyway, I litterally got in the AA, drove out of the garage to see a bomber diving right at me. And there come the bombs. Problem is they skipped right over me - one in front, and one in back. Needless to say I whipped my turrets around and "Hasta la vista." Got my vet. AA badge in that round. :)

[DaSniper079]

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On Strike at Karkand, I was MEC and over by the USMC artillery, sniping. The guy in the APC backed up, hopped out to repair it, and I got a nice headshot on him, took his APC afterwards...I can imagine how angry he was :laugh:

[KangarooSalesman]

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Back when I first began playing this game, my friend and I were at the back of the Olive Hill Fort on Gulf of Oman. We were about halfway between the coast and the base, when we both see a DPV. Maybe it was my imagination, but it seemed to me that he was revving his engine at me. I pulled out my SRAW and he gunned the accelerator. I fired the missile just as he hit me. The car rolled over me killing me, but it blew up killing him. My friend (a medic) said, "Hold on, I will get you." and I told him, "I don’t think you can with the car parked on top of my body." He replies, "No, your feet are sticking out...I can get you."

So he proceeds to shock paddle me back to life, just at the carcass of the car explodes sending me straight into the air about 50 meters. Now I am flying through the air with only half of my health left thinking, "Crap, when I hit the ground, I am going to go splat." So I pulled my parachute and began floating down. My friend assumed that the explosion killed me and that is why I disappeared. During all of this, one of the enemies at the base saw us and came out to attack us. My friend engaged him, but he was pretty damaged from the exploding car, and figured that he would lose. Fortunately for him, I was floating down in my parachute right over the fight. I pulled out my DAO-12 and shot and killed the guy he was fighting. Since I was SL and the near base was owned by the enemy, my friend could not figure out where I came from but, he was very happy to see me. I had to explain what happened later on when things were less hectic.

-KS

[imported_Nefarious]

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I was in SAK capping a MEC flag in a tank. A guy came right behind me and started laying C4...so I ran him over. What an idiot.

Another time I was in SAK with a tank, an enemy had hid underneath me, so I drove backwards. He stood up, didnt move at all, and started shooting my tank. So I blew him up. He flew pretty high. Another idiot.

But, probably the funniest kill I had happened on a carrier. An enemy Heli had come to base rape. I was an anti-tank and shot him with my Eryx. He started flaming and jumped out. His burning heli fell from the sky and landed right ontop of a friendly jet, blowing it up in a fantansic explosion, and killing my teammate. I had fraps of it, very hilarious, but I dont know what happened to it.