Well in his favor you haven't been "that drunk" until you've had a goldschlager incident you'll never forget, drank so much everclear everything tasted like everclear for the next week or woke up in some odd location (like in some random person's front yard or the football field) without knowing how you got there.
We all like to say that the fat chick was one of those times but lets be honest..alcohol was just an excuse to bang the chubby chick.
There is something about knowing that I have to get up for 4AM for work on Friday of all days that just sucks the whole weekend to hell.
"We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt." -John Winger (Bill Murray) Stripes
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