mailbag: nicknames

[Milpool]

SmartMoose wrote..

there was also an AnalBumCover, TheRapist, and ThePenisMightier. damn are we funny or waht.

No, you're not funny, SNL Celebrity Jeopardy is funny. You are just egotistical. And patriotic. Which is good.

...

Go Canada.

[eo | andy]

god damn jessica alba is hot

[GaySlaveBoy]

-3RIC- wrote..

sounds like some bad pikachu copy...

pokemon for racists.

[CmdrFlesh]

accidently misspelling one's nick seems to be a common strategy in order to make it unique...



CmdrFresh

[GingerNinja]

GingerNinja or GN for short. Well, rather unsurprisingly, I have red hair. Where I used to work, someone used to shout out when I walked into the office "It's the GingerNinja!". It stuck in me brain and I used it when I started playing CS.



BOOORING!

[[L]empty]

I got my name when i was gonna be named " but cs replaced that with "empty" so i used that for a day or two.



then i remembered that i like sniper rifles, especially one called SVD i used that for a day, then i reversed it "DvS". ppl started asking me how to pronounce it and i said "DeViouS".

[GLOCKBOY]

It was good but most of it sucked and if I where you I would not do any thing like that again

[NORsAIRius]

balls

[sPaNkThEmOnKeY]

My girlfriend and I went to the bar and she put money in one of those stuffed animal machines and won a monkey. We named him "Spank". I tied him up, drew tatoos on him, then shaved him and duck taped his mouth (so he couldn't talk). I'm not sure where he is right at this moment, but I should hunt him down and kill him.



sPaNkThEmOnKeY

[^.k4rn4ge.^|-f2b]

Well my nick means carnage, or slaughter and pwnage... but I added the k so it looks nicer. A bit of 1337 speak doesn't hurt either and thus my nick was born... k4rn4ge.



My first ever CS name however was Electric Lamplighter this underground band called The Ernies had a song called "Here & Now" (which I heard on the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 Soundtrack) and I just loooved that song and I had just gotten CS. Catchy lyrics in the song were "The buzz of electric lamplight from down on the sidewalk". It sounded weird but cool at same time. Electric Lamplighter, with no real meaning, became my first nickname.



I got bored of that name fast as the song got old so I used "k4rn4ge".

[Komissar]

i was watching tv, and the commercial cd with songs from the 80s was on, and one of the title songs was "der komissar" i have used it on and off since then, only replacing for a while with "foxy cleopatra" so i could say awesome sayings like:



"SHAZAAM!"

or

"I'M FOXY CLEOPATRA AND I'M A WHOLE LOT OF WOMAN!"

[Barnsy]

Well I found that post 'entertaining' shall we say. Entertaining in the way i paused Battle Royale to read it because I was bored of watchin movies since 11 in the mornin.

If you want to know my story, it came with my 'birth' into computers and technology. When I was seven (so quite a while ago) I stole this game, Terminal Velocity, 4 Saturn, from a friend of mine. It's a futuristic racing game in which you can blast your enemies to pieces (for those in for alot of fun, i suggest you try it). Each vehicle you could pick to race was announced a name. Well there was this BIG red truc with big sorta teeth in the front, that just kept ramming people and blowing em to smithereens, not caring about its own condition. This style apparently resembled my way of playing Doom (and most games ever since) and started calling me Barnsy. Ive kept that name ever since, cuz im the only one to use it and it r0x j00r b0x0rz and I 0wn and... oh well you get the picture. Its been like 12 years since Ive had nuthin but that name, and im sure ill probably have it 4 the rest o me life (call it a grunge thing).



Barnsy

[Tenreh]

Heres my story, I know you all care. Woo:

Started with Merlin cause I could work some fuckin magic with that TFC sniper rifle. When I started playing to CS my weed consuption went up as well and I renamed to Chronic-Influence, which I later changed to (Chronic) -Infiltrator cause it sounded cooler and eventually got shortended to Chronic, then when I saw so many people already named Chronic I renamed to Chronix, and when I spotted people ripping if off on game-tiger I renamed to Dazed, which is appropriate by this point.

[digitalsoldier]

u guys should play on tzlv.com they have 4 great servers that are clean and some servers have friendly fire on which is great the first ip address is 64.156.47.190:27017 and the poolday server is 64.156.47.190:27016. u guys should go to tzlv.com its pretty cool

well peace out

[Piro]

i liked fire... then a friend tryed to write me a note in grade 7... many years ago... and spelled pyro wrong and it cought on and ive used it ever since ;-)



piro sorta stuck...