mailbag: nicknames

[Abe Froeman]

I had an extremely lame name for the first week (BigD).

I was trying to think of something cool and original like 'Relentless' or 'Armageddon'. Then I played with this guy who's nick was 'RandomKitchenUtensil' and thought a more comical name would be better.



Ferris Bueller was on. I love that movie. Bingo!

Abe Froeman the Sausage King of Chicago



Found out a year later that i spell Froman wrong

[SolidVelvet]

narby wrote..

1337 speak is mans most horrible creation. Anyone who uses it should be stabbed in the face with a crowbar

amen.

[LiquidVelvet]

LiquidVelvet, because hey...free dummy

[SolidVelvet]

narby wrote..

Possibly the top 5 worst cs names:



-sniper

-Any form of ascii knife

-Solid Snake

-Keyser Soze

-Goku or any other dragonball Z reference.

[rant]

add 5 more to that list:

1. any anime character.

2. names that cant be pronounced over voice com.

3. anything tekken.

4. sexual names. (like do you really want to be known as cockman2000 [actual name on server] ?) or ascii body parts.

har har har (_)_)||D~~(_o_) omg if i ever see that again...

5. Racial Insults.



maybe not as funny as narby's list, but having been an admin for a while now these kinds of names get really old. yeah yeah yeah my name is dumb too, but at least its not insulting or overly vulgar to the point of being ludicrous.



[/rant]

[LiquidVelvet]

Or anyone named Brolli who's from New Mexico

[KnowHow]

[C.A.P]DarkMan wrote..

I'm not a morning person at all, I feel more comfortable at nighttime.



It's normally dark at night...and I'm male.



The [C.A.P] is just my cs clan tag, Carnage Annihilation Punishment

Couldn't that also make you DarkBoy? darkmale? DarkGuy? Nightguy? night boy, and even nightman?



or the ever poular N0t4m0rn1ngp3rs0nM4nb0yguy!



hehe... I'm tired and have nothing else to do...

[-Dice]

I used to go by "Che Guevara". No one gets it.

[gorktic]

rubber man, cid is from more than ffvii. Cid, usually the person with an airship or boat, is in most of the final fantasies. As far as I know, VII, VIII, and X. He was in FF's before that too, but I never played any of them.

[-Dice]

Was in FF3. He was l337...and didn't do shit actually. Had a yellow raincoat tho, makes up for it!

[Mixhail]

i have the most original name of all time.



basically my screename at first was michaeljabroni (my email address) and one day i was typing it into my customize thingy when i hit the x instead of the c on the keyboard and switched the a with the e (mixhael), i thought that looked cool so i got rid of the a and walla Mixhail! (i also have an ! just to sound cooler)

[Milpool]

At first I was interested in how people got their nicks, after reading about 15 of them, I realized I really don't care. Most of you have bad stories anyways (like me).

[SmartMoose]

-Dice wrote..

I used to go by "Che Guevara". No one gets it.

that's because 15 year olds don't know shit about history. how many of their parents had his poster though? you know the one.



and i might as well jump in here. i missed the mailbag, but whatever. i got my name one day waaaaay back in high school, and i used yahoo chat at school one day. i thought "hmmmm, i'm pretty smart, and i'm big and clumsy like a moose, and i'm canadian and moose are a pretty canadian thing so i have the whole patriotism thing. hmmm, i know SMARTMOOSE!!!" and i have used it ever since. apparently though there might be others out there, was when i tried to use the msn zone to play aoe2 (which has to be the shittiest system for multi-player gaming ever, battlenet owns) it was already taken. whatever.



my other nick was for a fake clan me and mu buddy mad,e called Celerity Jeopardy or -=[CJ]=- and so i was -=[CJ]=-BuckFuttter!!! which i still use whenever i am having a bad day of cs. there was also an AnalBumCover, TheRapist, and ThePenisMightier. damn are we funny or waht.

[Rubber-Man]

omfg the infamous gorktic.

anywho, yea i realized that after i read up on ff history, cooool!

i really loved him, cause he had a big stick that had a pointed edge so he could hurt someone. mmm big pointy sticks.

umm yea, i could be wrong but i need more stories to read on how people got their nick's, nicknames, and handles dangit!

heh

[JewToTheRescue]

Eagle25 wrote..

[shocked]

how could i figure that out?? wow you are so clever

[/shocked]

I also rescue hostages unlike the other 80% of the community. I bet you didn't see that one coming.

[NuclearTeddyBear]

Milpool wrote..

Most of you have bad stories anyways (like me).

Is your name from the Simpsons episode when Bart breaks his leg after they get the pool, and Milhouse is signing his cast?