why i still suck

[CSN NewsBot]

There are a lot of poor CS players; asspennies, our bi-quarterly feature author, is one of them. By his own admission, asspennies sucks at Counter-Strike. Why? Find out the various delightful reasons right here, in his article! Here's a tidbit to get your mouth dry with a desert-like anticipation for water:

"I was reloading"



Everyone's favorite Counter-Strike excuse, the "reload" actually manifests itself for me in a number of ways. There's the actual reload--running out of ammo and then being killed when loading the next clip. There's the "all-too-careful" reload, when I fire a few bursts, and then am killed while reloading to refresh my clip. Not to mention the "wrong weapon" reload, when I switch to a different weapon just before being killed, or the "hail mary" reload, when I switch to throw a grenade and am then instantly killed. I tend to be killed in one or more forms of reload all too often. Some would say I lack the common sense to reload or play with my weapons at the right time.

Check it out! Remember, much like asspennies' old CS Crossfire work, this article is meant to be commented on.

[osiris_d32001]

Edited by [user="13454"] @ [time="1023403974"]

Great article... all the famous excuses and more. :)

[-Dice]

Excellent article, made me laugh. I'd like to strangle all those damn 10 year-olds and make their parents explain the birds & the bees to them. I voted for "asspennies destroyed me". I heart b00z

[MikeJ]

AOTC is one of the better star wars btw. I too have the bored since beta 7 syndrome, but I joined a competitive CAL level clan. And now the competition in matches brings new fun to the game :)

[rizzuh]

Edited by [user="2065"] @ [time="1023404412"]

Funny article, asspennies. Good job, I hope you write some more stuff for us!



Now I don't think I suck, but I know I'm inconsistent.



Sometimes I'm horrible, sometimes I'm great. The one constant, however, is that I always try to use teamplay. Voice comm is an amazing feature in CS, if only folks used it more.

[zeusDgod]

You know what else brings joy to the game? Playing it blindfolded. Try it.



Ah, who am I kidding, no one will be dumb enuff to fall for my stat raising scheme.



Ok article nonetheless.

[cheetarah654]

i rememeber one day i was going 30-5 and had been for months. the next day it all went away and i still havnt gotten it back/ i have no idea what changed/



asspennies - as long as youre having fun your score doesnt matter...uh huh

[gRyPhOn]

all my friends left CS for paintball. It sucks and now in the game i kill people i don't know again. I HATE U PAINTBALL!



if he is still that bad maybe he shud join a clan so they can teach him tips, but then again iam closer to 12 than he is.....

[Spike Spiegel]

I am good at beta 5 and I'm ok with 1.4. Nice article lets have more.

[negativeZero07]

cool article



Most of the time I'm absolutely horrendous, and yet at other times I'm ok. When I do well, I only do so for like 5 rounds, and then I'm back to suckiness.



Asspennies destroyed me =(

[downloap]

Most of the time its only my aiming but i just say : My fps fuck ! ( i own a voodoo 3 , 30 fps stable :\ ) But anyway my friend as a tnt2 and still own my ass



Asspennies own me ( Damn fPS ! )

[orphy]

Hey, that sounded like me when I got CS when v1 was out.

[HeLL!X]

I am 2 and I r0x0rZ! I don't spend all my time on CS though.



I spend time with te ladies, not friends and playing drums, looking for a fucking band!



Music is g00d also (System Of A Down, Slipknot, NOFX, 311.. so on).



Anyways, great comment made me laugh, most 12 year olds aren't actually like me though so I believe you, (some kids I know, who I find nerds, still like PUKEmon!)

[pinchet]

ahah so many people do sound like elves

[Mr.PushNPlay]

I got bored of CS. I dont even play it anymore. Im not motivated to play well if I do happen to play it. I wonder why I still come here...