mailbag: cs xbox

[bobo51881]

ok, here's how we get a good mailbag. rizzuh just puts up a mailbag about adding new features to cs. people then respond with many many stupid suggestions. rizzuh turns this into an opportunity to mock the crap out of them. its worked in the past and will work again.

[doctorSSR]

zimzap, why do you think Halo is better than CS?

[ShotgunEd]

'You would know this if you knew anything about astrophysical travel and technology, loser.'



Hehe nice one.



Does anyone get the feeling the rizzuh is siding with the evil Microsoft, maybe Bill Gates is paying him.

[Mr Bond]

Gamecube in two weeks, baby. ~~

[099513]

Edited by [user="27326"] @ [time="1022487465"]

CrazyNewbieGuy wrote..

wat?



maybe he respects jessica since she is the only intelligent mind here besides us idoits

TRUE! ^_^ Jas has a point.

zimzap wrote..

Seriously my brain is getting messed up from reading so many STUPID IDIOTS comments.

You reading your own comments again zimzap?



PS Rocksteady, flip out, i just dropped a spoon.

[Valhalla]

Why is everyone skipping from the topic of cs on Xbox?



And my opinion about this whole ordeal is rather silly. I mean cs is meant to be played on PC. How are you gonna get the new versions of cs? You cant really download the latest versions of cs on Xbox. Its a fricking console!! I hope its not gonna be like Phantasy Star On-line in which you have to buy the the next version.

[p!ge0n]

Edited by [user="3325"] @ [time="1022505248"]

CrazyNewbieGuy wrote..

wat?



maybe he respects jessica since she is the only intelligent mind here besides us idoits

...hey, i thought i actualy made some good points. oh, i also got into the mailbag despite my lack of proper capitalization.

/me dances



hey, i have something else to say:

remember that game halo? yea, the one that was supposed to come out for pc, and when it went xbox, everyone was whining how crappy it would be and how "xb0x sux0rz" etc? yea thats the one. the single game that ranked number one for xbox in many gaming publications.



now, we face the same thing (sorta). cs is going to xbox. most likely, cs on xbox will be great. most likely, it wont make a difference to pc cs players because they dont even interact with the xbox players. i think all of you console haters are just scared that cs on xbox will be awesome, and then you'll be stuck with the "bad" version. on the plus side, it'll give all of you moron "i hate consoles, bill gates sux0rz, i'm just an ignorant ass" computer people more fuel for saying how bad consoles are.



(note lack of capitalization again, lol)



i win

[zimzap]

Every feature PC will have, Xbox will have just better graphics and all that stuff. So stick with your PCs BECAUSE IT DOESNT AFFECT YOU. We can use the Claw so controls are done, we can download patches automatically, we can use voice com, etc.

[Jsunu]

The xbox is connected to the internet thus there will be patches and such and such...

[xyubnu3gy]

Edited by [user="14746"] @ [time="1022518494"]

People play console systems, only because they want to see every thing on their TV.

You can purchase a 64 + megabyte video card with TV-Out and you will be able to use your TV just like your monitor, not only that, your graphics will be alot better than console systems, you will have to pay around $150, still cheaper than buying a console system.

[MidgetPanda]

Edited by [user="4452"] @ [time="1022548940"]

Damn, I was just waiting for that to be broken down in a professional manner. And yes, I would like a midgetpanda controller. I dont have oposable thumbs ya know. Ok, few things. 1. Yes your sister does have huge ape hands. 2. The mouse thing could work but thats what the computers for. 3. Theres a good chance ur gonna have to pay to play. 4. Painting black would be a hella good idea. I think I'll have to do that. 5. You think the debate on video game violence is bad? Wait to a bunch of kids start droping xbox controlers on their feet. Now thats real violence. 5. This isnt meant to be taken completly seriously. 6. Yea, or maybe we can just use ninjas to assisnate major company executives and replace them with nintendo fanboys.



More comical xbox material (Im starting to think my views are obscured by bias)- http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?d...2-04-24&res=l



and

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?d...2-03-25&res=l

[oblivion is at hand]

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xyubnu3gy wrote..

People play console systems, only because they want to see every thing on their TV.

You can purchase a 64 + megabyte video card with TV-Out and you will be able to use your TV just like your monitor, not only that, your graphics will be alot better than console systems, you will have to pay around $150, still cheaper than buying a console system.

No one buys a console just because they want to play on a big TV screen. They buy consoles because they are extremely simple to use and operate. Plus you dont have to worry about maintenece or hadrive problems as much. Plus the average computer costs hundreds of dollars more the a console.

[mugwamp]

Edited by [user="25674"] @ [time="1022560395"]

mouth wrote..



David Johnston wrote..

Why are CS players so adament that CS doesn't go to the Xbox? I really don't get it.



No one bothered to tell these gimps what to think, so they had to wing it and form some sort of opinion on their own. The result is what you see. "M$ sux!" and "i'm 1337 hax0r because i use a PC" stigma abound. The bandwagon just rolls downhill from there.

I give this as an example that people like to ignore stuff they don't want to deal with, I think I gave some really valid reasons as to why cs won't be nearly the same on xbox, and no one cared to argue with those and choose to instead say that everyone against it is an idiot. These things do become flame wars, but I took the time to provide some valid arguements and no-one gave a rats ass besides tool. So please prove me wrong and show that I'm an idiot, but don't ignore my points as if they aren't relevant, because I think if you read my last post that there is alot of relevance to it.



its in the middle of page 3 btw......

[Spike Spiegel]

Edited by [user="2325"] @ [time="1022590991"]

You bastards are all so rebellious, getting back at evil microsoft by not buying their stuff. Why are they on top? They worked for it. Why are you not on top? Because you didn't work as hard. I don't really like microsoft but that is like middle eastern protestors throwing rocks at the UN peace keeper's trucks and then taking the food they brought. My point: Don't not buy good things just because big companies make them.

[Neo_Vindicator]

alex.S wrote..

minorities? wtf? too many i say``` u asians need to lighten up!1 it was a simple joke.. i bet rizlah has many asian friends ``````````````````````detm, ur mom should grow up., then she should jump up.....and down....in the saaac!<!!





CrazyNewbieGuy wrote..

lets just say there are only 2 asians families in this 1000 pop town...



i see what you mean crazy. i live in toronto.. about 1/3 of the people at my school are asian, and 90% of the people come from different countries.. we make racist comments all the time (as a joke of course) and nobody seems to mind... but still, try not to let rizzuhs small comment offend you so much...

Shutup fool it may hurt inside. Hell I know what CrazyNewbieGuy is going through in his community not as a racial thing but a prejudice against tall people. Well I guess I do get racial quips sometime such as wagonburner since im Native American so lay off alex.

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Oh and btw DAMN GOOD JOB rizzuh KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORK YOUR SITE RULES ALL SORTS OF ASS.