mailbag: bad xp

[CSN NewsBot]

I CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO THE RAFTERS, GENTLEMEN, AS A NEW MAILBAG--QUITE POSSIBLY FROM THE FUTURE--HAS LANDED. I PRESENT THIS AS EVIDENCE HINTING AT THE HUMOR WHICH HAS YET TO BE EXPLORED:

from: sjittahh

one weekend after i came home from some school trip, i was so excited to finally play cs again that i didn't care about anything else. then 5 minutes in the game. I just had to go on the toilet and take a shit, but i could not... because i was playing. And a couple of squeezing minutes after, i took a big giant shit, right on my own chair.

And in the meantime, my sister entered my room and saw it all

Is your destiny free?

[I Love Priscilla]

hehe i own u sik own u

[FiLDo]

rizzuh, im getting the vibes that you really dont like doing mailbags... with all the insulting and bitterness

[I Love Priscilla]

Got killed and got mad smashed my key board oh fuck my hand bleeding smash it again keyboard breaks bahhhh gets killed in cs bahh smashes it more ahh shit my hand hurts so much fuck man bitch ahh smashes the key board more fukk i cant play cs my key board messed up and hand bleeding *crying* ahhh baahhhhhh





Results : Bloody hand, broken key board, all pissed

[Kream]

This mailFag sucked ...

[m0nKeY]

hehehe that was sweeeet.



Me likes the bit about the Molotov cocktail, pimp :P

[TyphooN]

There is a glass wall at the slaughterhouse.

[Wintermute]

think rizzuh's stopped taking the happy pills......

[Spike Spiegel]

That was a sorry mailbag rizzuh, you should have posted more of the entries and made fun of them. But seriously, where are the pictures of Scout, that seemed like it had become almost a tradition.

[cheetarah654]

omg that thing about the dog is fucking sad. that would suck.



i thought it was pretty good.

[Simplex]

Will you give me back those moments of my life that I spent speed reading that news post/mailbag?



How about the time that I took to complain about it too?

[Jsunu]

God most of these people need to read some books.

[dRage]

No laughing out loud from me on that one...



And I have learned something: If I wanna make the mailbags, I shouldn't make up the most random stories possible and think they are a shoo-in.

[Alpha Omega]

Better luck next time...

[Re-call]

you'll need to get medication because this mailbag was absolutely horrible.