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  • Mayco

    #106
    heh

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    • Slizer

      #107
      hah! I use to throw the bomb off the cliff at prodigy.. haha all the other teamm8s jump down after it ;p

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      • mouth

        #108
        I'm starting to think that the majority of these comments are part of some script rizzuh made to screw around with the grammar checker. This has gone beyond all reason.

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        • Electronic Punk

          #109
          David Johnston wrote..

          Of course, this was all on UK servers... I couldn't possibly comment on non-UK players :)
          So they were prob. german then...

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          • Ghengis

            #110
            Or french we get too many in our serers, UK servers for UK peeps Yeah!

            Thi nippl ething was jilarious, though I owuld have thought if yu sucked hard enough you might at keast havegot some cream? Oh, and mentioning scout doesnt count we need pictures!

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            • busterrifle

              #111
              out of interest...

              what are foldger's crystals?

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              • Softy's 24/7 Fraggin

                #112
                I can't believe no one brought up "the clicker". not a joke, but it sure is annoying. you buy the auto-shotgun and no ammo, then empty the magazine and continue to hold the trigger down and follow your victim around the map 'clicking' the back of his head.



                i r L337 H4XZ0R!

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                • Pharlap

                  #113
                  yeah i do that.....clicking.

                  also knifing someone continuously and flashing flashlight.......

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                  • Electronic Punk

                    #114
                    busterrifle wrote..

                    out of interest...

                    what are foldger's crystals?
                    coffee methinks

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                    • Grocer

                      #115
                      busterrifle wrote..

                      out of interest...

                      what are foldger's crystals?
                      I feel so old.



                      There used to be all these commercials where you would see someone at an office or a diner or something and a voice-over would confidentially whisper "We've secretly replaced Bill's regular coffee with Foldger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices." And then Bill in his button-down would take a sip of his coffee and smile real big, the implication being that he did notice, and that Foldger's Instant Coffee with Flavor Crystals (tm) was in fact better than his regular coffee. But if you ask me, his regular coffee must have really sucked, cause my mom used to drink Foldger's and it's not very good. It only has a vague resemblance to regular coffee. It was all very absurd. This is what makes replacing things with Foldger's Crystals amusing. To me. I don't know why it didn't get into the mailbag.

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                      • HeadHunter (007)

                        #116
                        Ah!

                        It all comes together now! Rish' got the cream and the rest of u replaced the coffe with Folgers's crystals...



                        Boy, someones gonna have quite a day...

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                        • InfidelFunk

                          #117
                          lol i thought the only funny joke on cs ever was when my friends bound this guys 'w' key to kill...he had been saying that his father made cs and that he would get us all perma-banned...

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                          • inValid5

                            #118
                            omg.... the fucking logo for this mailbag is a chicken inside of a chicken costume... smokeing the weed again rze?

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                            • busterrifle

                              #119
                              coffee?

                              thanks for the clear up



                              triple espresso+busterrifle= 3 days of cs

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                              • russianmobster

                                #120
                                Man cs players are gettin dumb. They laugh at the GAME, which is pretty sad on its own, and theyre getting to be assholes. I don't play public servers that much, but it's mostly full of guys that like to announce "ERHEM I ONLY DIED BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY TRYING A NEW CONFIG, KSHARP'S CONFIG, THAT'S RIGHT, KSHARP, A CAL-I PLAYER, YES I AM USING HIS CONFIG YES EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME PLEASE!" and people that say "omfg gg nub kthx rgr neg this is a pub stfu nub pubs dont matter" etc. etc. Everyone thinks theyre CS gods, and they can talk smack to anyone they want cuz theyre thugs.

                                But then they get off their computer and their dad tells them to clean their room.

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