mailbag: jokes

[Spike Spiegel]

Z1G wrote..

this mailbag was so boring that... it was actually funny



SinaC : All 14 year old girls are suicidal D:

The mailbag itself wasn't very funny but this response was.



Unless of course Sinac was serious, then I would feel guilty for laughing at that and probably go into my living room and look out my back window at the grass and all the insects that are eating it alive.

[$creamer]

fuck rizzuh thats ugly -> u sucked ur cats nipples?...



i thought only puffy did that...



=D

[sniv]

I'm sure he appreciated that and will reward you for that

[Spoonman]

Z1G wrote..

SinaC : All 14 year old girls are suicidal D:

All 14 year old girls that you talk to on the Internet are suicidal.

[Omicr0n]

rish does ur cat make secks u all advances twoard you now. bcuz if u wuz sukin my nips id be secks u all e attracted, or fear clowns.

[ThrasheR]

SinaC wrote..

My girlfriend is suicidal... :\

get her to play CS! it might work. :P

[sniv]

maybe you'd need english lessons because I didn't understand anything except to fear clowns

[es12]

that bastard made that site after stealing a Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode joke.

[Grocer]

Spoonman wrote..

All 14 year old girls that you talk to on the Internet are suicidal.

All 14 year old girls that you talk to on the Internet are 42 year old bald men with huge collections of girl-on-girl pornography. Of course they're suicidal.



Also, one time, in CS, I secretly replaced the sewer water in chateau with Foldger's Crystals. Now that was funny.

[Heat_Cipher]

the thing with the bomb dropped behind the thing.. that is the coolest thing in a newbie world!

[HeadHunter (007)]

My favorite prank would be to lower the gravity enough to fly, then yell "hey everybody the gravs low" on voice com. Then u wait a couple of seconds until everyone is in the air and then change the grav to 20000 like FAF said.



Its so funy how everyone has to jump when they find out that the gravity's been messed with. After those few ungratful seconds, everyone is lying in a bloody mess on the ground.



The Joy!

[lakz]

[Delta|Cpt.Terran]

i sure hope that no animal activists see this. i'm sure that "man trying to milk a cat with mouth" will surely turn a few heads in their lifeless community.

[pinchet]

quit talkin about scout u pathetic LOSerS EHHEHE

[|cyborg|]