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  • Z1G

    #61
    StealthMonkey, the themesong + blocking part was hilarious.. but it got excessive with the text spam D:

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    • Partizan

      #62

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      • Spoonman

        #63
        This mailbag made me suicidal. I blame you and your cat-sucking antics rizzuh. Another funny practical joke this page. Go ahead, click on it.



        http://www.yzzerdd.com

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        • -:Nighthawk:-

          #64
          SinaC wrote..

          My girlfriend is suicidal... :\
          Instead of making the typical cracks at this, I have only a few thoughts. First off, a lot of people go through depressed and even suicidal times of life, especially during some of the early-mid teenage years. Also, some people are attracted to others that they want to help, rather than being cold, nonunderstanding, unloving jerks, much like Gpig20 is trying to be. But yeah, life in general tends to suck during some years for many people, but it gets better.
          StealthMonkey wrote...

          it was all worth it cause seeing that one person get so mad that they began cursing like none other on the voice com was so great.
          Reading that almost made me wish I believed in an everlasting hell so I could watch you burn in it. Not really, though, because I know I wouldn't enjoy that at all. I'd just like to know that people who derive pleasure from the pain of others are no longer alive.



          Regardless, I really have to wonder if I would hesitate to put a bullet in the head of anyone who routinely gets their fun out of "raging" people. I know that the rest of us on earth certainly have no use of such people.

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          • Anist

            #65
            ahah, nice try rizzuh with the cats nipples thing.



            it was shite though overall. not your fault - the retards are stalking your email again it seems.

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            • mouth

              #66
              Says the retard stalking the comments.

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              • [er0c] $hrapnel187

                #67
                I find it funny that all these guys play CS so much they got bored and have to come up with these alternate ways to stay entertained while playing the game. To me it's kinda cool that CS allows you to play practical jokes throught it. Where do you normally play practical jokes? Home, work, school, friends house, shit like that. Here you've got a whole bunch of people doing silly shit on some server playing some game. Just interesting to me.



                Practical jokes on friends, regulars of a server your a regular on, people you know, and such. Those kinds of practical jokes are normally funny as hell, unfortunately only to those "in the loop". Tricking a bunch of people to some part of the map to kill them all with a para, well, I dunno.



                I wonder if while trying to open doors on de_dust if David Johnston said shit over the mic like "open sesami" and all that.



                As for shooting the walls ahead of some guy with no sound, if he got overly upset, that could be pretty funny. If you were there I guess.



                Probably half these things could be summed up as that "you had to have been there".

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                • b_darma

                  #68
                  this mailbag's suck.

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                  • AceR

                    #69

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                    • el_BEN

                      #70

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                      • DarkViper311

                        #71
                        riz......you scare me more and more as the days go by...............and to tell ya the truth....i liked the mailbag O_o

                        SinaC wrote..

                        My girlfriend is suicidal... :\
                        Be glad you even have one SinaC........

                        that link is evil..........still got ads coming

                        Added @ [time="1040048901"]

                        at least they didnt pop up inside my friggin house :/

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                        • David Johnston

                          #72
                          I win :)



                          But while doing my prank (*only a few times, honest guv) I like how some kind-hearted people DID help me. They gave advice, suggestions, told me how to play properly, and some guided me around the map. It was nice and reassuring to know that not everyone who plays this strange and addictive game is a 13-year old with only themselves to play for...



                          Of course, this was all on UK servers... I couldn't possibly comment on non-UK players :)

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                          • DarkViper311

                            #73
                            hey!leave me alone...........i did nothing to you!

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                            • FLeK0

                              #74
                              this shitty mailbag tells the ppl why was myg0t so popular and powerful

                              everyone liked being gay on servers sometimes, whos in myg0t like to do these things all time

                              or just saying "niggers!" mm

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                              • sniv

                                #75
                                It makes me sad to see how low the CS community is.

                                and it makes me sad that Im no better

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