mailbag: jokes

[SR71Goku]

Oh AdminMod, you're so great at ruining everyone's CS experience.



Don't blame AdminMod. Blame the moronic server admins.

[greg619]

whos gonna watch LOTR2

Added @ [time="1040194017"]

i have a friend and he asked me to get cs on his comp. so i went over to his house with the disc and an extra cd key and i got him cs.. and from that moment on his life has been forever changed.. upon the 1st month of playing he gained over 50 pounds and his girfriend dumped him, also it looks as if he is OD'd on coke or something.. he comes to school barely,usually skipping to go play cs, and when he does come to school he always talks about cs and soem of the guns his dad owns, and what there ammunitaion is and shit.. its a really freaky obession.. i dont know what he would do if he couldnt play.. he comes from a single parent family.. his mom ran away when he was 2 and his dad usually works 2 shift so nooone is gonna stop him from playing cs.. his grades have dropped like fuck hes a fucken tank now, he weighs 273lbs and his eyes are really scary looking.. like bloodshot, with bags that droop down to his mouth, theres a whole bunch of veins popping outta his neck... all this started when he started playing cs.. and i cant help but feeel partially responsible



what should i do ANN LANDERS?

[anthraxnapk1n]

Edited by [user="26841"] @ [time="1040200738"]

What is to become of the Cs comunity (STAY-TUNED)

[CmdrFlesh]

inValid5 wrote..

omg.... the fucking logo for this mailbag is a chicken inside of a chicken costume... smokeing the weed again rze?

Isn't that a chicken hawk or at least some bird of prey in that costume?

[Phinest]

The best pratical joke in CS I've played was against a fellow clan mate. We were playing 2 on 1 on Aztec with us as CT. We would nade ourselves in the beginning of the map then rush out to stop him on bridge. At the most it would take him 1 shot thru the wall to kill us. He was feeling pretty good after about 2 or 3 rounds but by the 5th we started yelling HAX etc.. By the 7th or 8th round he was really worried OGC was installed without his knowledge, got upset and left the server.



Needless to say he was pretty upset when he found out what we were doing. Funny though.



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PS: This really didn't happen to me but it sounds better when told in the first person.

[sniv]

omg that was hilarious phinest. I'm laughing as hard as I could possibly laugh that it's not actually funny



ps: you're not funny

[-:Nighthawk:-]

I dunno, I can imagine that being rather entertaining, especially if statsme was telling the "victim" in this case that he had killed each person with perhaps 13 damage to each, or some riddiculously low number. I doubt there'd be any of this "do I have OGC?" crap you made up, but you could probably convince someone that CS had a bug, or that the server was set up to even out 2 on 1 situations.



Don't think I'm gonna ever try it though. :)

[russianmobster]

phinest, that is a sad, sad story, and I would consider seeking medical help.

[-]1stFRC-r[-Sniper]

i would say the best time i had was last night,there was 1 ct left and we told him dont shoot the jumping Ts so i come jumping out of the tunnel(dust) and hes sniping and waits for me, so i stop jumping aim and hs his ass with my glock like the bitch awper deserved.also there was a newb camping in the tunnel and he was talkin shiote so i snuck up and HS him with my knife(dirty n00bs think theyre so smart till ya knife the bastards!).

[sPaNkThEmOnKeY]

*yawn*

[caster]

Is it "mail bag" or "mailbag" compound word? or two words?.......

[Possum]

One funny thing to do one when you are on CT's, and the T's are all dead but have planted the bomb is to sit next to the bomb and pretend to defuse it. This is funny especially when the rest of your team gathers around you waiting for you to defuse it, and then b0000m =D

[*Unity*Cave Troll]

Well, i was on soem random CS server and i decided to be a bit of a sad guy, so i told sum noob to bind "kill" to his left mosue key, so he did it, and everytime tried to shoot sumone he would die, lol this went on for about 4 rounds before i told him to put it back to normal

[Erinyes]

My favorite CS practical joke was, on april fools day, I changed my brothers Internet Explorer icon with the CS one and made his homepage open up to gay porn. To make it even more perfect he invited a friend over to show him what he "had been doing on the computer all week". Hijinx ensued.



I will now translate for "L337 DUD3Z"



1 wuz 0wn1ng CS for IE and 1 R like GAY><ORS!!!! LOL and he's like FU><ORS!!!!! ROFLMAOFHSFDAMOFO 1 |2 700 1337!!!! zors

PS rze yu rae funy!

[Shoomakan]

tas|-Omega wrote..

Wow. Um...wow. I do not think there are sufficient adjectives in the English language to illustrate how, um, let's just say bad, mail bag this was. Definitely need better topics. Though that probably was the only thing going wrong for it -- the topic. Some of the earliest ones were hilarious. Maybe CS is just showing its age. Good effort, in any case, Riz.

Maybe CS is just showing its age.



No no no my dear boy!! Counter-strike is not showing it's age, Riz is!!

(i, like, don't know how to quote so if this looks stupid it's my fault not poor rizzuh's!!) :d

Ok. Let's get some points down: this mailbag has potential. Ok, sure, some guy is trying to do his own cat, another is a prick who likes to put hostage's lives at risk, etc.... But if people would submit REAL (underline that!!) good practical jokes, it would be a gr8 mailbag. Seriously.