mailbag: advice

[quxex1hi]

I wrestle with a 200 pound beast every night.

Dirty magazines help me.

[-Dice]

Is it just me, or did exactly none of the 'replies' make sense?

Yeah, like anyone would watch your real life friends play CS instead of going to parties, watching movies, or even engaging in sexual relations with the opposite sex.

I hadn't thought that the last one had been accomplished by a CS player yet, much like cold fusion and TF2.

[Tach]

i think humour took a backseat to sarcasm in this 1.

[OddEye]

thinking of rizzuh walking around with an erection has just permanently removed all of mine.

[CabalSoljea]

why's everyone telling those n00bs to use the mp5???



IT ENCOURAGES SPRAYING DAMMIT!



™

[bonanzaguy]

PCF|Herman D wrote..

"Score has nothing to do with how good you are......its the guns you use. For example, I use the scout on de_dust while there are six people on the other side of the "bridge" with AWPs and quickly head shot all of them. They promptly call me a hacker and bann me, just because I am that good with a gun no one ever uses.....its about skill not score."



Logic dictates that the score is proportional to skill....

Ok... usually. but what about those idiots who sit around the whole map with an AWP and go 10-2 because they never do anything?



And oh yeah, gj rizzuh.

[eschmidt20]

I think that I should try the prawn chips.

[Tazz]

uhh... Wait, sorry, I was talking about Thompson's English Muffins.



isn't it thomas' english muffins?

[Keisuke Takahashi]

What happens when you type "kill" in the console?

[eschmidt20]

Edited by [user="33970"] @ [time="1047866848"]

Keisuke Takahashi wrote..

What happens when you type "kill" in the console?

in the console you type 'kill <playername>' and it kills that player

[Darkshadow3332]

Yes it is.

I've got to start refreshing before I post comments...

[Vaishino]

[Velvet Alley]

Best advice I recieved as a n00b was to change my key config. Default is a waste of precious space. Should be like this:



E- Forward

D- Back

S- Left Straif

F- Right Straif

A-Equipment Menu

W-Previous Weapon

Q-Voice Speak

R-Reload

G-Weapon Drop

T-Use Key



Screw wasting keys on Tagging. My tag key is like L or something. That's the best advice I recieved. Works well for those who don't want to bother with scripts.

[rizzuh]

Tazz wrote..

uhh... Wait, sorry, I was talking about Thompson's English Muffins.



isn't it thomas' english muffins?

Yes but I'm not a five year old Scottish boy named pip so I didn't know that.

[orphy]

I just use the default keys except walk is caps, shift is duck, v is voice and k is the VGUI menu thing. That's about all I've changed.