this was first time that i submitted an answer to the mailbag and riz put it in. that made me cry. thank you so very very much.
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I really liked this one. It was short, very funny, and refreshing. Ahh.Comment
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rizzuh wrote..
I usually just toss off a few posts in various topics at various times during the day when I have like, 10 mins off. Morning, when I get home from University, when I get home from work, and then whenever I feel like it at night. Heck, there are only ever two topics at the most that I ever feel inclined to post on, and if I was posting nearly as much as you seem to think, I'd have to have like, 7 posts in a row.
Uh you claim to be too busy to play CS yet you post 20 comments a day on this crappy site. Sorry if you can't connect the dots. That is I'm sorry for your employer since you are infected with the stupid for some reason.
I fail to see how 10 mins off at a time = all day posting here. And 10 mins of CS is like, 3 rounds tops, excluding connecting time. And I am comparing myself to someone who only took two courses and outside of school, never leaves his room.
And for the record, I'm the best cashier ever, the grocery store would fall apart w/o me :)Comment
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Edited by [user="2065"] @ [time="1050293209"]what is wrong with people? One of my friends tends to rape me in cs, and he wonders why. Then i tell him i only play cs 1 hour a day ..(parents) and I dont get as much practice as he does. The lame way he wins is by simply stealing kills. He stands back and waits for everyone and pisses the hell out of me. "GO GO GO"...then runs after..
umm....are u trying to make me feel pity for you? OMFG imma kick u sorry @ss ....if i saw you. AT LEAST YOU CAN STILL PLAY ON THE WEEKDAYS DUMBASS. Its not like you have a hard parents. serioudly...i would be so happy if i had ur mom or dad. And yet u say they're restricting you. Pshh....imma hit u in ur balls with my hockey stick dumbass. omg i don't even get to play on weekdays. And the same with all of my friends cuz we have morals and values you numbskull piece of crap!!!!!!!! at least ur SPOILED little kid...from: Jimmay
hey im azn too and i can beat u down ljust like the guy above. asians don't cheat unless they really want to cuz they are already really good. AIITE? ALl my friends are azn and they dont' cheat ok!?!?!?! im not trying to be racist or anythign but im just saying tat azn's actually work hard and understand the practical physics of games and crap like that. But u ppl don't so don't say we cheat unless we actualy DO!!! and unless u are sure stupid...
I got a few asian friends and them asians fuckin pwn at cs for some reason. Either that or all asians cheat!Comment
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Jesus Christ on a crutch... I knew we were asking for it.
Insulting asians mean only one thing... NINJA ASSAULT!Comment
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My friends John and Steve are both Korean and majorly pwn in CS.Comment
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Some of you damn dirty hippies need to get off your Greenpeace tanker and learn to laugh at yourselves.Even though I'm tall and don't have an Acura.
Another example of Rizzuh's mastery of funny.
Thank you guys for contributing to my research. I am testing the theory that using "z0r" as a suffix and using the words "pwn" and "azn" somehow make people homophobic. Who cares if it's two fags holding hands? Are you worried someone might be able to identify one of those asses as yours?
Great mailbag.Comment
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Edited by [user="10664"] @ [time="1050302477"]
Great mailbag.
Laughed all the way! "Are you a liquid or something?"
(maybe it seems so funny cause I just woke up..)
you da rizzuh, rizzuhComment
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I got posted... and made fun of
My friend looks at the keyboard before he presses each button, that is what I meant by he doesn't flow properly.
Oh and i am a liquid, a very viscous liquidComment
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Ballz wrote..
Hope your not salty too
I got posted... and made fun of
My friend looks at the keyboard before he presses each button, that is what I meant by he doesn't flow properly.
Oh and i am a liquid, a very viscous liquidAdded @ [time="1050306671"]Mr. T wrote..
actually due to the straight nature of their pubes, one would 'imagine' that the penis appears to be bigger, as there is more clearance over bush. and less of a fro affect.
wtf, how do people know that azns have small penises anyway? azn man porn?
And as for the blacks not playing cs, this is not really true. I have several carriean mates whoplay cs, and whilst they are console kings they can hold their own in cs with almost any normal player.
Cheats I beleive, are more accepted in germany and france, simpley becausse nearly evrytime we get a rash of foreigners on our servers her in uk, its because theyre like testing their cheats out or something, its ridiculous. Ive seen people walking around and have their mouse snap to four different targets consecutively,
Although I am aware that oneof the leading cheat programmers is azn, prehaps thats where the stigma comes form, only azns are leet enough to design the cheeats from scratch?
Peace, (dont go bombing syria now folks!)Comment
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Ballz wrote..
Oh and i am a liquid, a very viscous liquid
You made me go to dictionary.com!
And this was one of the better mailbags I've seen. GJ riz. =DComment
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how about "why is scout the best weapon that pwns everything?" next mailbag?Comment
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Liquid-Oxygen wrote..
That's the spirit boy, looking forward to reading in the paper tomorrow:
...then slap him with a trout. i am a mirc slave.
"school boy slaps 15 classmates and 3 teachers with a trout, parents sue creators of mIRC"Comment
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Someone should make a site where u can downloads SUPER hacks... and when people download it, it will fux up there cs. it wont be able to connect to servers and once they click on the cs icon it freezes there computer. WEEE my dream!!!!!
END OF NOOBIE HACKERS!Comment
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...or you could play on CD serversComment
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