John Cena Might Be Duke Nukem in Upcoming Film

[Shawn Zipay]

First off, why is there going to be a film adaptation of Duke Nukem? Secondly, why is John Cena in talks to play the title character?

These are all questions that I don't care to have answered really. Have we learned nothing from when the Rock played Mr. John Q. Doom from the 2005 Doom film? I guess not because Platinum Dunes, the company run by Michael Bay (ooooh, I get it now), Andrew Form, and Brad Fuller are ready to produce the Duke Nukem movie.

There's no director yet. What about a writer? Nope, nobody for that either, but a search for one will supposedly start soon. I hear George Broussard might be free.

(Image of John Cena flying via Workout Motivation on YouTube)