Grand Theft Auto V Site Updated with News on Security, Fitness, and Entertainment

[Shawn Zipay]

The Grand Theft Auto V website has been updated with new sections for hopeful tourists to check out before their next trip. Calm your fears by checking out the security force in Los Santos.

Maybe you'd prefer to get some exercise in on your trip? Or how's about a quality night out on the town with some exciting music and entertainment? All of it can be yours simply by visiting the updated travelogue for Los Santos and Blaine County.

Each section contains a wealth of new content, including a look at the various fitness activities people can partake in (hiking, group jogging, swimming, etc.). There are also some awesome previews of the game's radio stations and music. Last but not least, there are video previews of some of the exciting home entertainment options that will be available to you, including a look at CNT's Fall lineup and "Kung Fu Rainbow Lazerforce" that promise to save the world from sex.

Here are a couple of additional screenshots, in addition to the one above. The rest can be found at screenshots section of the Grand Theft Auto V website.

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