I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

[whoosh]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

I can kill over 50 ppl in a plane before, and I can still kill a good amount of ppl now, under one condition, the jets on the other side decided to have truce with u and each of you get ur seperate ownage.

Screw the truce and shoot them too. LOL

There isn't a good pilot out there that will pass up a chance to fire a couple of missles at a tail full of afterburners.

God I love this patch

[{wxc}panda]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

Manouvers work for me, not just the old turning as it worked before, do complicated manouvers, half loop, then invert it and roll 90 degrees followed up by a barrel roll or something, I just go with the flow.

have u thought about the possiblilties that u had just out maneuvered some noob flying with their mouses? I'm sure the move u said wont dodge my missiles.

[PBAsydney]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

The only thing i don't like about the patch is that it's no fun to dogfight anymore

have u thought about the possiblilties that u had just out maneuvered some noob flying with their mouses? I'm sure the move u said wont dodge my missiles.

Yes, I'm sure, because I saw the missile trace go freak out everywhere behind me until it decided to attack a friendly helo

[Chris_Redfield]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

LOL. Guys. Like this will most definitely increase the size of your wangs,
"real pilots"- ROFL. Listen to yourselves.

[HckyDlsstrs]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

then somebody like you comes into the thread and comments about their 'E-penis' size. You wanna take me on in the air buddy? rip|HckyDlsstrs88 come find me : ).... I'll show you a real pilot.

[Magical Poop]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

LOL. Guys. Like this will most definitely increase the size of your wangs,
"real pilots"- ROFL. Listen to yourselves.

lol, did we sound like lifeless nerds?


but anyhow it's lame how before noobs tk u for jets and now no one wants them...just goes to show how silly people are

[PBAsydney]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

My e-penis is big enough, I don't have to brag more.

1337 POSTS! w00t!

Ok, it just got a little bigger, don't tell anyone!

[Magical Poop]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

My e-penis is big enough, I don't have to brag more.

1337 POSTS! w00t!

Ok, it just got a little bigger, don't tell anyone!

so ru gonna still post or keep ur 1337 number of posts?

[PBAsydney]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

so ru gonna still post or keep ur 1337 number of posts?

I'm keeping it!

Crap, I shouldn't have posted this :cry:

:p

[{wxc}panda]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

Screw the truce and shoot them too. LOL

There isn't a good pilot out there that will pass up a chance to fire a couple of missles at a tail full of afterburners.

God I love this patch

fact for pre 1.2: noob pilots vs pro pilots= asking for being ****ed
pro pilots vs pro pilots=wasting of time, no1 can kill another
fact for post 1.2:noob pilots vs pro pilots= first spotter wins
pro pilots vs pro pilots=first spotter wins as well

[Chris_Redfield]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

My post had absolutely NOTHING, NOTHING to do with your skills. But this HAD a lot to to with your "mature" attitude. Imagine a guy who just got BF2, install it and try a jet. A chopper, a Black Hawk, A tank, infantry, buggy, uninstall. In that particular order.
If you think youre good in the air, good, I applaude you. There arent that many. But this patch "selecting" off the few that have a chance to fly more than 20 seconds isnt that fair. And you all making fun of those newbies is sickening. I just imagine how big of a man you feel after this.

Magical Poop. I wouldnt call anyone "lifeless nerd" by posting on an interet forum, on a subject of a game I have spent too many hours playing. LOL. That would be ultimate stupidity.

I remember my first takeoff. It was a crash. I remember my first 10 takeoffs, all resulted in crash (And screw it, I came from a Microsoft FLight Simulator familiy. I know how to fly.). I remember being killed by the AA for thr first time. I remember how I grew from a newbie to a respectable pilot. I know I woul dhave hated it if I had a chance to fly for 20 seconds. It would drive me insane. As opposed to majority of opinions, it takes a certain skill level to fly a jet. I agree that a simple turn shouldnt be enough to ditch a missile, but there should be a maneuver to ditch them nonetheless. Not all of the people TKing you for a jet are dumb@$$ n00bs. Most of them are experienced players knowing what they want. Most new players come to a server to have fun and flying a jet is part of it. However. 20 seconds of fame isnt fun. I know as an infantry I got my share of 20 seconds of fame episodes and I still have. Its not fun.

Even more sickening is how you, the ultrauber1337 "real" pilots think that this patch was about "selecting" who can and who cant do anything. Well, gentlemen. Dont whine if you get n00b ejected because that is EXACTLY what you deserve.

ROFL@1337"r341"pilots

EDIT:
To be more clear.

then somebody like you comes into the thread and comments about their 'E-penis' size. You wanna take me on in the air buddy? rip|HckyDlsstrs88 come find me : ).... I'll show you a real pilot.

I sniped your attitude, not your skill level.

[Mister-T]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

Remember that lock range is now 300m instead of 375. Use both friendly targetting (armor spotted,ect) and minimap when flying high help a lot to survive

[Chris_Redfield]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

fact for pre 1.2: noob pilots vs pro pilots= asking for being ****ed
pro pilots vs pro pilots=wasting of time, no1 can kill another
fact for post 1.2:noob pilots vs pro pilots= first spotter wins
pro pilots vs pro pilots=first spotter wins as well

Not quite true. Problem was that most people flew the plane depending on their reflexes and subconsciousness, instead of constantly thinking and preplanning their attack.

[whoosh]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

LOL. Guys. Like this will most definitely increase the size of your wangs,
"real pilots"- ROFL. Listen to yourselves.

In case you can't tell there has been a lot of people who were good pilots and played pre patch. I think a lot of thier were really frustrated at the crap that went on over getting and flying aircraft.


It was so unbelieveably BS the number of noobs tking, parking vehicles in front of aircraft, doing the suicide/punish BS because they didn't get a plane.

And the irony was if you checked the idiots stats he had 1 kill and 10 deaths, but still thought the best way to help his team was to kill the guy with 20 kills and 1 death.

Its this simple if you couldn't kill someone (on average) every single time you left your rearming point. Then YOU SUCKED. and if there was a better pilot who could be helping his team then you shouldn't be killing him to get in the airplane. You should be out capping a flag and helping the team.

Thats the rub. Most of these assholes could care less about the team they just wanted to fly, regardless of whether or not they were good at it.

If a pilot happens to be good and likes to fly then thats a good thing for the team.

If you are an ******* and are tking the guy to get a plane my guess is you are not only a jerk off but probably suck as a pilot too.

This isn't about my wang size. This is about the freakin jerkoffs I put up with the past year playing which I am now laughing my ass off about listening to them whine about how they can't fly anymore.

HELL they couldn't fly in the first place. They just thought they could. Now we have a wang measuring stick. If you can't stay in the air and get kills now. You weren't a pilot before so STFU and go cap a flag.

[Magical Poop]

Re: I'm a pilot and I love the new patch.

i just don't like people wasting valuable masterials (such as airplanes) and making their team lose, instead of letting someone who can acutally fly.