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  • I am a brilliant commander

    No false modesty, my friends.
    When I am in command I send messages to my team asking them to squad up.
    I scan the map regularly and call out enemies.
    I give orders to my squads and commend them when they achieve them.
    I drop supply crates when I someone calls out for ammo, or if we have just taken a base.
    I place UAVs atop targets when a squad is nearing it.
    I hardly ever drop artillery on friendlies. If I do so, I apologise.
    I zoom in on bases that my team are attacking and mark enemy targets.
    In games larger than 16 per side, I keep myself out of harms way.
    I never hop in a jet or chopper and fly around ignoring my duties.
    If the battle is lost, I don't quit.
    If someone tries to mutiny me out, he never recieves any votes in favour.
    I don't spam enemy carriers with artillery.
    I carry Engineer equipment so that I can repair damaged commander tools if it is not possible to place a supply crate atop them.

    My team doesn't always win, but it isn't for lack of a commander.

  • #2
    Re: I am a brilliant commander

    And you're telling us this because...[Insert answer here]

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    • #3
      Re: I am a brilliant commander

      Originally posted by Bullit_toof
      And you're telling us this because...[Insert answer here]


      ....I want you all to love me. To love me like cherry pie.

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      • #4
        Re: I am a brilliant commander

        WOW! I am sooo impressed! Your sooo elite....
        OMG man why did you feel the need to post this useless thing about what you do while you command?? Everyone knows how to command!

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        • #5
          Re: I am a brilliant commander

          Im guessing he's looking for praise. Well done, you are one of the better comanders. I suspect you want a Medal

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          • #6
            Re: I am a brilliant commander

            Good on you pal, I haven't been playing this for long but I've already noticed how badly things go when a) the commander is busy smoking crack in a helicopter b) the commander is idling in an apc to get his transport badge c) the commander is a lobotomised drone who just does nothing AND NOBODY VOTES HIM OUT D:

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            • #7
              Re: I am a brilliant commander

              Originally posted by PrIMe|MiNSTa
              WOW! I am sooo impressed! Your sooo elite....
              OMG man why did you feel the need to post this useless thing about what you do while you command?? Everyone knows how to command!


              ...and there you display your ignorance, my friend.

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              • #8
                Re: I am a brilliant commander

                Nice, except I would nuke the carrier. I'm evil like that.... to my enemies.

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                • #9
                  Re: I am a brilliant commander

                  :blabla:
                  "Crunch's First Officer"
                  twitter: @signaprime

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                  • #10
                    Re: I am a brilliant commander

                    do you have expert commander badge and distinguished service medal?

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                    • #11
                      Re: I am a brilliant commander

                      Originally posted by signa
                      :blabla:

                      What he said ^^^:shakehead

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                      • #12
                        Re: I am a brilliant commander

                        As commander you should go medic so you see where your men are taking casualties.

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                        • #13
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                          wow ... where do I sign up for lessons ?

                          @ jonnysanchez : I have the medal and badge mentioned, but that doesn't mean crap

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                          • #14
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                            You certainly are not the best speller! Check your post... use the spell checker if you are not sure.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I am a brilliant commander

                              Glad to see you are trying. You almost should get a pat on the back or a cookie - but since you had to boast yourself and post about your own well doings - I say - BAH.

                              If someone else had commended you for your actions, and you posted after why you were commended - then kudos to you.

                              As for posting on your eliteism that is not elite by any means...sorry - that is sad in my book.

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