You know you're addicted to bf2 when...

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  • WarGimp

    #61
    Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

    Originally posted by iambananas
    When you have wet dreams about the DAO-12 (True story)

    When youre sleepwalking, and you see your girl laying on her belly in the bed, and you prone jump onto her and start hitting her in the side, thinking that you're actually stabbing a sniper.
    Ah... this dude's got issues...

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    • bloodbrood

      #62
      Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

      ...when you call out: "omfg you n00b" when a friend in gym class misses an easy basketball layup (true story we are all addicted)
      ...your friend then replies "f***ing lag!!!!"

      Waaah this is all true!

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      • machstem

        #63
        Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

        Originally posted by PermenentMarker
        -You are watching an action Movie with your girlfriend and you are able to say... "Oww man, he's got an G36C or whatever other gun" (also VERY Valid for CS)
        LOL

        I've been doing this since Call of Duty :)

        Good post!

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        • Regent

          #64
          Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

          Every time you throw the ball for your dog you yell, "Throwing frag!!"

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          • Robske007a

            #65
            Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

            LoL, hillearious

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            • fljar

              #66
              Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

              When you're in your early thirties, one kid, another on the way, very comfortable salary, great wife and you think (daily) --- is this normal???

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              • cheesewz

                #67
                Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                When you (almost) completely give up on browsing porn because it takes away time from BF2...

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                • XmetallicaXguitarstX
                  Member
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 3014

                  #68
                  Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                  wow... this is pretty sorry..(whole thread)

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                  • cheesewz

                    #69
                    Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                    Originally posted by metallicaguitrst
                    wow... this is pretty sorry..(whole thread)
                    Then why read it and make a negative comment? Is there any harm in some lighthearted humor about our shared gaming addiction?

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                    • Blades

                      #70
                      Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                      wh3n y0u 7yp3 |1k3 7h15

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                      • Regent

                        #71
                        Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                        Originally posted by metallicaguitrst
                        wow... this is pretty sorry..(whole thread)
                        Sorry folks, this thread has been judged unfunny by the Humor Police. Thread Closed.

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                        • growingporn

                          #72
                          Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                          i serve in the army.. currently a grunt... ever since i picked up bf2 i honed my skills in snipering and a few days ago i was awarded top marksmanship award.. thanks DICE.. without you i couldn't have made my service meaningful..

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                          • DOGGiE52
                            Member
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2680

                            #73
                            Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                            Originally posted by PermenentMarker
                            -You are watching an action Movie with your girlfriend and you are able to say... "Oww man, he's got an G36C or whatever other gun" (also VERY Valid for CS)
                            Applies to me at least .

                            [edit]
                            Almost same thing happened to me once (in Sweden, bicycling without a helmet is not allowed) when me and my pals were cycling together without helmets we accidently passed a group of polices with heavy kevlar vests and MP5's. I thought "****! if that guy seriously bothers about us he'll probably shoot us down :)"...

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                            • govedob

                              #74
                              Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                              When you make bfs2.com or totalbf2.com your home page.

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                              • Drexor69

                                #75
                                Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                                I don't know if anyone posted this one yet or not but I find myself wishing I had C4 to blow up whoever the current idiot is in front of me driving like a complete moron.

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