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  • [3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves
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    • Sep 2005
    • 894

    #46
    Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

    Originally posted by disposablehero
    When playing other games you press "Q" and left click to spot enemies.
    Same here. I solved the problem by not playing other games

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    • Regent

      #47
      Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

      You get a promotion at work, and when the Boss gets done describing the new perks, you say:

      No unlock? WTF?

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      • FURRY BIRD

        #48
        Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

        you see a Cobra on the Military channel and think BFII.

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        • Boss_HoggHB

          #49
          Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

          You go to a cardealer and ask for a drop-top vodnik

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          • raceacontari

            #50
            Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

            You know you are addicted when "Dice Cream" starts to sound good.

            just made that up off the top of my head lol

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            • maranello

              #51
              Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

              I'm not addicted to Battlefield 2...
              I am addicted to TotalBf2.com....

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              • NiteCyper

                #52
                Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                Originally posted by disposablehero
                When playing other games you press "Q" and left click to spot enemies.
                That's what I was going to say you f@g, lollerskates! Lemme think, I could probably come up with a good few...

                When you recognise every gun that appears in a single movie... 'Cept for the MP5. That deviates a lot in BF2.

                When someone makes a mistake and you think, get some 5killz you dern n00b, I should noob toob you for that!

                When, at an exam, you are frustrated and start to daydream about taking a Su-30 and bombing the school several times.

                When you spot a mortal enemy and hide, hoping you could spam some nades at 'em.

                When, in danger, your first instinct is to jump up and yell, "BONZAI," firing off your GP-30 at the same time/ draw out the C4 and dolphin-dive, bunny-hop, kamikaze and suicide-bomb all at once.

                When a foreign student seems vaguely familiar and without a blue name appearing above them immediately, your middle-finger jumps for the '3' key.

                When your inspiration for running in gym, is to get in the cockpit first and run over the smacktards along the way.

                When you yell out to your driver that there's an AT mine on the road and feel proud that you spotted it but ashamed when you realise it's but a peculiar shadow.

                I'll probably think up a lot more but that 'Coffee' one was off da roof! :laugh:

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                • iambananas

                  #53
                  Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                  When you have wet dreams about the DAO-12 (True story)

                  When youre sleepwalking, and you see your girl laying on her belly in the bed, and you prone jump onto her and start hitting her in the side, thinking that you're actually stabbing a sniper.

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                  • imported_Master Shake

                    #54
                    Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                    When you spend most of your time at work thinking about how you can squeeze in more time palying BF2 when the wife is not around and complete her (to-do) list?

                    When you get roughly 6 emails a day and send about 3 only reguarding BF2 tactics and what new news there is.

                    When the dog has to litterally break though the door and jump on me to get me to take her out while I have been laying on a hillside for 15 minutes waiting to detonate C-4 because I just know theres a loaded APC coming around the corner soon.

                    When after 15 years of playing and owning every Madden Football you didn't even buy the 2006 edition.

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                    • Ponders

                      #55
                      Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                      When you can actually converse in Chinese or Arabic.

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                      • PhaqfromGP

                        #56
                        Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                        when someone at work is telling a boring story and your thinking "Frag out"

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                        • Brown Jenkin

                          #57
                          Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                          ...you're riding a motorcycle and an SUV pulls out in front of you, and the first thing you think is "That tankwhoring b*stard almost TK'd me!"

                          ...you wish you had a UAV overhead so you'd know where your boss and/or annoying coworkers are

                          ...you just start giggling to yourself every time you see somebody start raising the American flag out in front of the building

                          ...you curse yourself for not unlocking the M95 when trapped behind a really slow driver--"I could take him out right through that @#*& glass..."

                          ...you've ever played SP mode and smacktalked a bot

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                          • AlphaNut

                            #58
                            Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                            You apologize when TKing a bot in singleplayer :)

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                            • Lamri35UK

                              #59
                              Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                              Originally posted by Sabo
                              I lol'd at these 2 the most ^^

                              Same here!

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                              • daNgLez

                                #60
                                Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                                ROFL that coffee one is frickin halarious, but here one.

                                Your on your 5th anniversity of being married and you expect a drumbroll to come on, but it doesnt so you go to bf2s.com and check the requirements.

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