You know you're addicted to bf2 when...

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  • PermenentMarker

    #1

    You know you're addicted to bf2 when...

    (I hope there isnt a thread like this already)

    You know your addicted to battlefield2 when

    -You hurt yourself and cry out "I NEED A MEDIC HERE!"
    -I damaged my car yesterday in the parking lot at work, and I told myself "Requesting Repairs"
    -as your walking in the street, you think of good camping positions...
    -when you get out of your house, you look up in the air in case of ennemy Helo's
    -When you see a crane or rooftop, you tell yourself... emmm thats a good sniping spot
    -You think your car or your friend's car will explode at the next pothole in the street because it burns too much oil
    -You cry out "Damn, where's my AT" as soon as you see a helicopter
    -You start bunnyhopping during a fist fight

    thats all I can think of right now...

    Feel free to add some more
  • CommanderD

    #2
    Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

    -you hear the UAV bleeping in your sleep

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    • PermenentMarker

      #3
      Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

      -You are watching an action Movie with your girlfriend and you are able to say... "Oww man, he's got an G36C or whatever other gun" (also VERY Valid for CS)

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      • Metal_Storm

        #4
        Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

        You try jamming your usb mouse cord into one of the veins on your forearm.

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        • Chowley

          #5
          Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

          you say shukura :|

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          • DuffMan

            #6
            Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

            Originally posted by PermenentMarker
            -You start bunnyhopping during a fist fight
            I could imagine that in pro boxing :p

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            • raceacontari

              #7
              Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

              Originally posted by PermenentMarker
              -You are watching an action Movie with your girlfriend and you are able to say... "Oww man, he's got an G36C or whatever other gun" (also VERY Valid for CS)
              Well i do that anyway, but that is just because I collect guns and have just a tad bit of knowledge about them

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              • PermenentMarker

                #8
                Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                -You scream out to your friends "ENNEMY VEHICLE!!!" after spotting your X-Girlfriend driving.
                -You scream out to your friends "ENNEMY TROOP" after spotting this kid you really hate. (and pray that someone takes him out)

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                • PermenentMarker

                  #9
                  Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                  Originally posted by raceacontari
                  Well i do that anyway, but that is just because I collect guns and have just a tad bit of knowledge about them
                  I wish I was capable of such things...
                  In Montreal Quebec Canada... its not that easy to get guns... besides that, I am only 22 years old concentrating on investments on my business ideas... so maybe if I can be successful @ 30 years old... emmmmmm delicious guns

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                  • Alcorr

                    #10
                    Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                    When you dream of your TV missile hitting targets over and over again....

                    Literally...dreaming...like in sleep...

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                    • The Chez_5

                      #11
                      Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                      Originally posted by PermenentMarker
                      (I hope there isnt a thread like this already)

                      You know your addicted to battlefield2 when

                      -I damaged my car yesterday in the parking lot at work, and I told myself "Requesting Repairs"

                      Feel free to add some more
                      ROFL l00l
                      As a matter of fact that happened to me last week...my wife said (in portuguese of course) : " WTF did you just say" and then seconds later:" Are you F-King blind"....Real Facts man...Real Facts!!!! For the record, it wasn't my fault in the accident...women!!!go figure!!!?!?!?

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                      • Capt_Havok

                        #12
                        Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                        When you see an Army convoy on the road with a tank on a flatbed, and you can't help but giggle a little bit.

                        When you're having a bad day, and you look around at the people annoying you and mutter to yourself "I need artillery over here, sir!"

                        I saw a paramedic drop something out of the back of an ambulance the other day, and was somewhat surprised to not see a big red cross floating over it.

                        Finding yourself waiting for the bus, and you jump, lie prone in the air, then spin around as many times as possible before you hit the ground.

                        You see a minivan full of people, and drool just thinking about all the easy kills.

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                        • schaef2k

                          #13
                          Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                          When you see a flag at half-staff, you have an overwhelming urge to crash your car into the front yard and lay down next to it.

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                          • x + 95 = 4x - 10

                            #14
                            Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                            Originally posted by schaef2k
                            When you see a flag at half-staff, you have an overwhelming urge to crash your car into the front yard and lay down next to it.
                            ROFLMAO

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                            • vidh

                              #15
                              Re: You know your addicted to bf2 when...

                              Originally posted by Alcorr
                              When you dream of your TV missile hitting targets over and over again....

                              Literally...dreaming...like in sleep...
                              Haha, I've actually done that once (at the time when I was flying alot with the heli) :laugh:

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