The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

[3Libras]

Alright, someone suggested that a list be made, so alas, a list was made. These are (real) ideas I've collected throughout the many posts these past few weeks.

I don't want anyone to be offended, this is just for fun!

The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

10. Adding ricochets

9. Not renaming 'Wake Island' to 'Rape Island'

8. Allowing noobtoobers the ability to play pool with bouncing nades

7. Giving players points for spotting enemies

6. Getting points for hitting a tank

5. Making it pay-to-play on subscription basis

4. Making it so each class can choose their weapons

3. Giving the sniper class a 1-shot kill weapon

2. Adding rockets to the Blackhawk's arsenal

1. Allowing snipers to shoot enemy armor's gas tanks

[Muffinthief]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

Alright, someone suggested that a list be made, so alas, a list was made. These are (real) ideas I've collected throughout the many posts these past few weeks.

I don't want anyone to be offended, this is just for fun!

The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

10. Adding ricochets

9. Not renaming 'Wake Island' to 'Rape Island'

8. Allowing noobtoobers the ability to play pool with bouncing nades

7. Giving players points for spotting enemies

6. Getting points for hitting a tank

5. Making it pay-to-play on subscription basis

4. Making it so each class can choose their weapons

3. Giving the sniper class a 1-shot kill weapon

2. Adding rockets to the Blackhawk's arsenal

1. Allowing snipers to shoot enemy armor's gas tanks

I agree, except 5 should be 1

[Digital-Boy]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

#4 is too true.

"I choose G36C, medkit, and SRAW FTW!"

[Mayflower]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

Make n00b-tubes a "Automatic Fire Mode" with ammo increased to 100. Stay away from noob-tubers. :]

As it says : it's just a joke. DONT make this REAL ! :)

[imported_bigpappa]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

Alright, someone suggested that a list be made, so alas, a list was made. These are (real) ideas I've collected throughout the many posts these past few weeks.

I don't want anyone to be offended, this is just for fun!

The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

10. Adding ricochets

9. Not renaming 'Wake Island' to 'Rape Island'

8. Allowing noobtoobers the ability to play pool with bouncing nades

7. Giving players points for spotting enemies

6. Getting points for hitting a tank

5. Making it pay-to-play on subscription basis

4. Making it so each class can choose their weapons

3. Giving the sniper class a 1-shot kill weapon

2. Adding rockets to the Blackhawk's arsenal

1. Allowing snipers to shoot enemy armor's gas tanks

richochets are real, i killed myself with the BH once.

the m95 should be 1S1K

bouncing nades was DICE's wonderful idea

[Metasynaptic]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

richochets are real, i killed myself with the BH once.

the m95 should be 1S1K

bouncing nades was DICE's wonderful idea

erm.

the blackhawk cannon has an area effect, like grenades, it does not bounce.

[3Libras]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

richochets are real, i killed myself with the BH once.

Mmyup, the BH's rounds actually cause 'splash damage'. There was a thread all about this before and the two are very different.

Oh, and yes, I'm aware that DICE has come up with some stupid ideas. I didn't say it was entirely the community, did I?

[Linus]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

Actually Chopper capping has to be #1..

#2 would be the Commander role.. how big a disgrace this
aspect of BF2 is, is beyond words.


#3 would be the ratio of aircraft to players...
ok, so it takes 6 peeps to get this game started.. ok... the game
has started... 5 out of the 6 peeps hop in the aircraft... How dumb.

or better yet... EA's Babysitting rule. This is a server killer.. This can
make the hottest box on the net the most useless box on the net. Dual cpus?
mega ram? Hot mobo? dont matter... EAs got a 'Minimum Babysitters Before Game
Starts' rule..

[Sabo]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

the m95 should be 1S1K

no it shouldnt lol. Its not like you cant just pistol them once anyway :P

[3Libras]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

Actually Chopper capping has to be #1..

#2 would be the Commander role.. how big a disgrace this
aspect of BF2 is, is beyond words.


#3 would be the ratio of aircraft to players...
ok, so it takes 6 peeps to get this game started.. ok... the game
has started... 5 out of the 6 peeps hop in the aircraft... How dumb.

or better yet... EA's Babysitting rule. This is a server killer.. This can
make the hottest box on the net the most useless box on the net. Dual cpus?
mega ram? Hot mobo? dont matter... EAs got a 'Minimum Babysitters Before Game
Starts' rule..

Actually this was aimed towards dumbest suggestions that 'should' be in future patches. Feel free to make a 'current top 10 dumbest ideas' or something.

[FURRY BIRD]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

The BH needs rockets!

[[DBD]crowfoot]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

5 should be 1

[x.Dead_Eye_42.x]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

letting a valuable commander asset, namely uav, be shot down by 1 mag of an assualt carbine

[Six.]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

The BH needs rockets!

Yes... and how about a couple of napalm bombs, nuclear strike painter, arty strike calling ability, an extra 2 miniguns for the pilot to use including harpoon and hellfire missiles along with it's own nuclear reactor so it can cause map-wide destruction when it EVER DOES GET SHOT DOWN EVENTUALLY. Hey, why don't they just let the BH have tank turrets as well?

As with 1S1K sniper rifle? SURE- if you go plug the Xbox controller into the PC, then perhaps you can consider the 1S1K idea. Just remember, the mouse is more of a precision device than the D-pad; thats why BF2:MC allowed snipers to be 1S1K since its hard enough to aim already.

Heh heh, one of the worst ideas I've ever seen started as a thread was: To give medics AT capability because they get killed by vehicles too easy... Duh.

[Forest]

Re: The Top Ten Dumbest Ideas For Battlefield 2

There are richochets, there was a video showing how to get a one-shot kill with a tank using a richochet. It showed the tank shooting off the side of another tank and it 'richocheting' up onto a hill behind it. I don't know if it applies to anything else besides tank shells though.