the thing about plane hoes

[The Question]

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Sweden... so how many black people you got running around?

[The Soup Nazi]

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motorboat, i was playing on this MoonGamers server when Colony was slaughtering the enemy with his jet skills. the only way that i can figure he always gets the jet is that he makes a run for it at the start of the round and doesn't die at all the entire duration. many times he does 50+ kills and 0 deaths per round.

Colony is probably the most skillful pilot i've ever flown against. i've flown against PlaneWhore before, but Colony has a way of never losing track of where any enemy jet is at any given time. match that with his bombing skills and you've got a player who will turn the tide of a battle when it comes to enemy armor whores ruling the ground.

i did manage to get to copilot for him last night in the SU-34 and, despite the speed disadvantages of the SU, he was still able to gun down F35's like it was going out of style. unreal.

like someone else said, learn where the jets spawn and stand approximately where the cockpit of the plane will be. hold down your Use key ("e" on my setup) until the plane spawns and you'll most likely get it.

note: MoonGamers 24/7 Gulf of Oman is a great server for those who get frustrated with constant uncappable spawn raping. Colony is one of the few pilots who doesn't go around raping uncappables even when there are no more flags to be had.

[Grafisk]

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Sweden... so how many black people you got running around?

I'll ignore that question, and instead, I will sit here and wonder if you can't say something nice, or useful, to anyone for once, and if that's the case, is it because you haven't got any friends in your life. Be back in a while...

[iflabs]

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motorboat, i was playing on this MoonGamers server when Colony was slaughtering the enemy with his jet skills. the only way that i can figure he always gets the jet is that he makes a run for it at the start of the round and doesn't die at all the entire duration. many times he does 50+ kills and 0 deaths per round.

Colony is probably the most skillful pilot i've ever flown against. i've flown against PlaneWhore before, but Colony has a way of never losing track of where any enemy jet is at any given time. match that with his bombing skills and you've got a player who will turn the tide of a battle when it comes to enemy armor whores ruling the ground.

i did manage to get to copilot for him last night in the SU-34 and, despite the speed disadvantages of the SU, he was still able to gun down F35's like it was going out of style. unreal.

like someone else said, learn where the jets spawn and stand approximately where the cockpit of the plane will be. hold down your Use key ("e" on my setup) until the plane spawns and you'll most likely get it.

note: MoonGamers 24/7 Gulf of Oman is a great server for those who get frustrated with constant uncappable spawn raping. Colony is one of the few pilots who doesn't go around raping uncappables even when there are no more flags to be had.

Yeah right. That dude rapes the hell out of enemy bases when Admins aren't around.

[The Soup Nazi]

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last night there were no admins on and he was not spawn raping.

[sweetdude2005]

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wtf man lol are u on some drugs or summet when u are playing >? lol

[Decripfy]

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i get in pretty quick now since i got 2 gigs and someotimes get the jets :)

[iewgnem]

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I have 512mb of ram and its not exactly hard to grab a jeep and drive to the place if you spawn far away.

Theres usually more than one jet you know

Even if theres no jet, by the time you walk around the guy in the air proberly crashed and you got the jet.

If still no jet, just play the game.

[N2K]

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there has been a few times, ive had an assist cap in a jet :p...but i dont jump in a jet 24/7, if we get into a map with a bomber, yea ima whore it, but to help my team out, they ask me to bomb somewhere, im there

[Older-OMO]

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You get their first when you have a good computer with lots of RAM and a good connection. Even if you spawn together, you have to have a kit that can run the furthest. If you are supprt, infantry or AT, forget it. The whores kit of choice is either sniper or medic because of the ability to run far, or in the case of a smacktard, to TK through through the canopy. Don't forget there is the glitch that allows you to maintain a sprint by jumping when you are almost out of endurance (to be removed in next patch).

[MaNiAc_619]

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whats up with all these people recently bitchin about pilots?? if you cant get in a plane then dont cry, its only a game!

[Boojie]

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whats up with all these people recently bitchin about pilots?? if you cant get in a plane then dont cry, its only a game!

In case you hadn't noticed, they are trying to provide constructive criticism hoping that DICE will take notice and improve the game. The game works well for you because you like to sucker punch the troops on the ground from the comfort of the air.

Have you seen a lot of complaints regarding the sceney on the maps or the types of tires on a jeep?

The fact that you noticed a lot of people complaining means...(hint: come on...you can do it)...something's wrong. It's not a coincidence that many people around the world, who don't know each other, are all complaining about the same thing.

[Boojie]

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LMAO. You played against that bastard on Gulf of Oman too! He did get kicked for TKing plane whoring though.

How does Colony do it? That dude stays on everyone's tail no matter what.

I'd pay money to see someone take him down.:laugh:

Offer some coin to the myg0t guys. They get off on this stuff.

[XmetallicaXguitarstX]

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The game works well for you because you like to sucker punch the troops on the ground from the comfort of the air.

Oh please... STFU. You know damn well jets are legitimate in war, and they are NOT supposed to be fair or balanced. If you dont want to be killed, dont go ANYWHERE near common places (whether it be hiding places, roads, buildings, spawns....etc)

"from the comfort of the air" :laugh:

Jets are SUPPOSED to have a HUGE upwards advantage against ground troops... what are you fucking retarded?

Stop your complaining.. if you want to know what pilots think about when they are flying read my post.. and then remember that in game and avoid those things.

Until then... quit your bitching.

[Boojie]

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Oh please... STFU. You know damn well jets are legitimate in war, and they are NOT supposed to be fair or balanced. If you dont want to be killed, dont go ANYWHERE near common places (whether it be hiding places, roads, buildings, spawns....etc)

"from the comfort of the air" :laugh:

Jets are SUPPOSED to have a HUGE upwards advantage against ground troops... what are you fucking retarded?

Stop your complaining.. if you want to know what pilots think about when they are flying read my post.. and then remember that in game and avoid those things.

Until then... quit your bitching.

My only response to you, to quote from another source is: oh please...STFU.

You added no value to this conversation other than a personal attack so grab your panties and head for the hanger to get in your jet.