Only in Battlefield 2...

[firezip]

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Only in Battlefield 2- can you blow up C4 from 8 feet away and still live?

[Horatio_Bloom]

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Only in Battlefield 2... can you drop bombs and launch missiles from an F35's weapon bay without opening the bay doors

Only in Battlefield 2(and Paris)... can vehicles catch fire just by parking in the same area for some time

[Bob Toblerone]

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Only in battlefield can you shoot a stinger missle and expect to hit a friendly.

[=DNC=SYSEX73]

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Only in BF2 do you have to pay for updates, errr I mean "booster" or "expansion packs".

Only in BF2 do you buy your way into extra firepower and have 800 by 800 size sigs full of awards and points and crap that nobody cares about but yourself.

Only in BF2 has a company figured out how to convince us the stats matter enough to feed them a lifetime supply of money.

[imported_Svartberg]

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Only in Battlefield 2 ... a 40mm High-Explosive grenade has the radius of 1 meter.

[imported_Animalmother]

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Only in BF2... can you shoot a vehicles windshield and make it blow up.

[WarGimp]

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Only in BF2... can you shoot a vehicles windshield and make it blow up.

Bah! Haven't you seen any Holywood movies?

Everyone knows that cars are just bombs with wheels waiting for someone to ding them *whereever* to cause a massive explosion!

[Mayhem]

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Only in bf2 you can get shot up in the air over 50 feet

[xmgax]

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Only in Bf2....You see a floating skull and crossbones without the aid of drugs.

[MidnightOps]

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only in battlefield 2... can a terrorist team have planes helicopters and other armor

Only in Battlefield 2 are there racist people who have only though of the Middle East as a terrorist group. :)

[=DNC=SYSEX73]

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Only in Battlefield 2 are there racist people who have only though of the Middle East as a terrorist group. :)

Only in BF2, can people take things out of context and add in thier own twist for some reason. :|:

[socomsniper]

only in bf2, can you take a $40,000,000 jet, go down a runway at 600 mph, and pick up your buddy, who's sittin thare holding down "E", go fly and drop your entire ordanance on an arcraft carrier, as it somehow not sinks in the water that is probably too shallow for it to be at in the first plase, and then get pionts for crashing the $40,000,000 jet into your enimies who randomly apper out of nowhere next to the sniper sitting there base raping while he shoots people with his m95 that should blow holes in tank armor, but instead it makes a puff of smoke on a person who goes and puts C4 on his own choppers, just so he can fly, as a medic with shock paddels revives someone who stood next to an exploding arty shell, flies accross the map, falls 1000 ft onto a concrete helipad, as a engineer plants mines that seem to instead of having a skull and crossbones, the have a flashing banner that says "HEY FREINDLY TANKS, DRIVE OVER ME!!!!!", sometimes, though, they go towards the support guys who is shooting people from 5 yards away, and missing because a certian company who shall remain nameless {cough(ea sucks)cough} screwed up the physics of a gun who can hit a target from over 200 yards away, as 40mm shells land 2m away not hurting anybody because some jackass assault dude is using his m203 as artillery, while the sky fills with jeeps raining from the sky because some retard hacker wnted to have a little fun.

wow, did you notice that that was all one sentence!?!?!?!:nod:

[DR Kop]

wow, did you notice that that was all one sentence!?!?!?!:nod:

Yes, yes I did.

Also noticed it was one hell of a thread bump. Quite amusing though and very true.

[Eltonky]

Only in BF2 can teabagging be done with a simple button.

Only in BF2 can 2 (or more) people have a knife fight by rolling around on the ground.

Only in BF2 there is no blood, only random dust that comes out of peoples heads after you knife them in the head about 6 times, and then they finally die.

Only in BF2 can people have springs under their shoes (as standard =P).

Only in BF2 can you shoot rockets in the sky and they will never come down.

Only in BF2 someone can be standing directly behind your rocket launcher and survive the backblast (if any).

Only in BF2 can someone jump around, sprint, roll and spin ALL AT THE SAME TIME and still have the balance to give you a headshot.

[waaah_wah]

Only in Battlefield 2 are there racist people who have only though of the Middle East as a terrorist group. :)

Insurgens on Warlond have T90 tanks and AK 101.. Like Russians would give them their modern tanks and their brand new assault rifle