Only in Battlefield 2...

[SaladFork]

Had this on another one of my forums for a different game, and we had a lot of fun. Let's try it out here.

The rules are simple.

• Come up with the second half of the sentence that starts with "Only in Battlefield 2..."
• NO double posting
• 1 entry per post
• Do NOT use this to complain or whine (grenade launching, bunny hopping, whatever)
• Do NOT post anything that breaks TBF2 rules. That includes racial comments, sexual references, or images that fit either of those categories.
• Laugh, enjoy yourself, and have fun!

I'll start us off.

Only in Battlefield 2... ...can "Shock Paddle" be used as a verb,

~Salad

[PBAsydney]

Re: Only in Battlefield 2...

Only in Battlefield 2......a man can give birth alone to 5 children that are full-grown in one instance

[Noobownage11]

Re: Only in Battlefield 2...

Only in Battlefield 2... can being hit by a jeep make you bounce away and not die.

[imported_The_Revrend]

Re: Only in Battlefield 2...

Honestly, I work all day, and I hang out here in between calls. . .

but on topic. . .

Only in Battlefield 2 can shock paddles take a man who's been riddled with bullets and restore him to full health

Rev

[sackynut]

Re: Only in Battlefield 2...

Only in Battlefield 2, can a knife to the butt kill a man

[TITAN126]

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Only in Battlefield 2 can a crescent wrench fix anything. :)

[PBAsydney]

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Only in Battlefield 2 (and 1942 actually)...can vehicles blow up by getting their tires a little wet.

[Ghost-Three-Four]

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Only in Battlefield 2 can a .50 cal round to the body NOT turn you into jell-o..

[|D|-Char-ley_Killa]

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only in battlefield 2... can a terrorist team have planes helicopters and other armor

[Snypynfool]

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only in Battlefield do I want to through my PC out the window due to errors and other EA related crap. :)

[dirtylarryuk]

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Only in battlefield 2 are roadkills rewarded.

[|D|-Max]

Re: Only in Battlefield 2...

only in battlefield 2.........that the aa missiles can go thru a helicopter and plane:cussing: :wall:

[PBAsydney]

Re: Only in Battlefield 2...

Only in BF2 can a helicopter withstand a 120/125mm HEAT / APDSFS round

[Azman]

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only in bf2....... can your team mate pick you up travelling at great speed up the run way and you just stand there holding E.

[Hawkeye127]

Re: Only in Battlefield 2...

Only in BF2 can you jump out of a plane hundreds of meters in the air and land in a small lake with no parachute and swim to safety with just the wind knocked out of you.