Whats the Best/Worst Teamkill Excuse

[WarGimp]

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Sadly, I always seem to be.
It's a friggen curse.

[3Libras]

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In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later they discovered is the cause of Parkinson's disease.

[imported_bigpappa]

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haha those are all pwnzer good

[Oxy]

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"Sorry I shot you out of the gunner seat but I wanted to fly with my dad."

[Riggz]

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Sorry, you showed up red.

It's funny to use it at the very start of the round when it's impossible for the enemy to get on the other side of the map.

My cordless mouse started acting funny and my gun shot by itself

You looked at me funny

Look both ways before you cross!

[unlimitedmp]

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Well, it is possible to have an enemy at your main spawn at the beginning IF there is no pre-spawn limit timer & the enemy has a faster computer. I was spawn killed right when the game started/loaded and I was like wtf?

[NiteCyper]

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HAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS FUN!!! <- And I quote.

[3Libras]

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"Sorry I shot you out of the gunner seat but I wanted to fly with my dad."

Lmao.. props..

[gunslinger2787]

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Boon [teamkills] Me

Me: Wtf?
Boon: Sorry, its a glitch in the new patch.
Me: What?
Boon: Yeah man, you know how many bugs these patches have.

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Worst excuse I ever herd, but halarious.

[Sir. Headshot]

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Some tked me to get the china jet so i got in a jeep and pushed him off the island... Hell that was classic

[imported_The 13th Raptor]

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"Sorry dude you scared me" <<-- Me

[WarGimp]

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"Sorry dude you scared me" <<-- Me

Hehe... I pulled that the other night.
Twice.

BANG! Thud.
"Ah s:censored:t! Sorry dude!"
"No problem Gimp, I understand."
2 people spawn on me, no problem
BANG! Thud. (same guy!)
"OH MY FRIGGEN GOD! I did it again!"
"Ummm... I think I'm gonna spawn somewhere else..."

Doh!

On the bright side, he did spawn back on me and we pulled a great assualt off.
Then I offered to let him shoot me.

[XmetallicaXguitarstX]

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"it's my plane"
"dont you see i throwing nades"
"next time run faster"
"i didnt saw you, you appear suddently"
"let see how much bullet needs to kill somebody"
"sorry i'm noob"

and is not all.....

all your base....are belong to us


someone set up us the bomb


....lmao (to those who understand)

[Moke]

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Then I offered to let him shot me.

Yea... afterall.. why should you be hogging all the tasty -points:laugh:

Seriously... "Sorry, I thought you worked at EA!"...:rofl: .. gotta remember that one

[Lyttoo]

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lol thats a good one ^^^^^