Whats the Best/Worst Teamkill Excuse

[BigBadBob]

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"My cat jumped on the page down key before i could forgive. My bad."

goddamn cats.

[Uncleadolph]

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I teamkilled 4 people in one rocket because of lag. I had a shot on a tank and it jerked and it hit the peeps in a jeep. 4 punishes, grrr... One of the guys then said "You so~dd?ng (is that censored) pr!ick, try watching what you do with that gun or i'll come round yours and stick it up your @ss." I then replied "Sorry, my cat ate my mouse" and it really got on his nerves. The convo went on for ages and I had my mate round and we were both p!ssing ourselves laughing!

-Ben

[NASTIE_BUTLER]

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....you were in MY plane. ...and I happened to have a noob-ejector.

[CommanderD]

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an M95?

[vbl]

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There is one situation where I will always TK.

If I have a jeep parked and am manning the .50 cal to defend against infantry and helicopters, and you hop in and drive off, I am going to C4 you. Believe it.

[A_Dirty_Hippie]

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"you were supposed to duck"

[FusioN[90thSFG]]

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"sorry, a fly was on my mouse"

[gunslinger2787]

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To be perfectly honest I dont even give excuses for teamkills, regarldless of whether or not they're intentional. Why you may ask? Because people hit page down before you even have a chance to explain yourself.

[Sir. Shpox]

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"sorry, your mom didn't swallow last night and someone had to pay."

:laugh2:

[baggygreen]

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I remember one, not from bf2 but bfv. Just after little johnny howard won his last election. Some bloke went rampant with his mounted MG, as a squad was in front of him advancing in a line across to the enemy. i had a shot, as did the others, asking about why he did that... he proceeded to rant and rave about how much he hates howard and how much this and that... well im a howard fan myself, so i proceeded to TK him the rest of the round, a bit like KillTimRussert.

I was younger and less experienced back then...

[Wraith_3]

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"Sorry dude you scared me" <<-- Me

I've done that a couple times...

My favorite, which has also happened to me, is someone driving a tank and they try to honk at a friendly vehicle in front of them...

Also no excuse usually, but the !@*%#!$* idiots who will take up a helo (if you're trying to play gunner) and fly it into a hill or something just so their friend or clanmate can fly together. That's the only thing I've ever C4'd somebody over.

[puglous]

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Here's one I heard:

Player 1 "Why did you teamkill me?"

Player 2 "Sorry, I was aiming for the gas tank."

[Sgt_MaxPower]

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guys, u all r so dumb, if u wanna get forgive just say " ur name was red "

[{9thInf}Scott121]

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I really think the best is "whoops sorry didn't mean to/see you there"

[[DBD]crowfoot]

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"My cat jumped on the page down key before i could forgive. My bad."

:laugh: GOOD ONE