Whats the Best/Worst Teamkill Excuse

[Thunder]

Re: Whats the Best/Worst Teamkill Excuse

i knifed a team mate before which i replied

"sorry i give my granmother a go"

i lauched a tow in to a humvee full of team mates (accidently of course)

and said

"sorry i was bored"

"oops my finger twiched"

"dam laggy server"


and the best one if you tk with a rocket
"brb phone"

preted to be afk!!!

[Sir. Headshot]

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Hehe... I pulled that the other night.
Twice.

BANG! Thud.
"Ah s:censored:t! Sorry dude!"
"No problem Gimp, I understand."
2 people spawn on me, no problem
BANG! Thud. (same guy!)
"OH MY FRIGGEN GOD! I did it again!"
"Ummm... I think I'm gonna spawn somewhere else..."

Doh!

On the bright side, he did spawn back on me and we pulled a great assualt off.
Then I offered to let him shoot me.

hehe !!

[Sir. Shpox]

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There is no excuse for teamkilling really.

But if you must:

"My cat stood on my mouse"
"My mouse fell"
"Lag"
"Holy ****, a saw a dog fly into the air outside my window and got excited"
"Red/blue bug"
"I was trying to download porn when the bf2 window came up and I had clicked where you were standing"

[CommanderD]

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'its my heli/plane/tank'

[Sir. Shpox]

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"I own your mum"

[evilzucchini]

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"I thought you were your mom."

[Fielden]

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"I thought I was your mum but I appear to be incorrect"

[NiteCyper]

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"you Know Who The Frick I Am?! I'm Robin Frickin Williams, You Don't Punish Me Or I Smash!!! Robin, Smash!!! Rawr!!!"

[CSA_Bongo_TauKat]

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The red name bug is kind of valid. I have been guilty of it my self, but usually with someone popping around a corner and killing them with one shot. If it takes you 3 or 4 then nay, you'd think that Team Damage warning would be a clue.

[PBAsydney]

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It was the damn plane target bug! < It happens ALL the time

[Sir. Shpox]

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"I am your mum"

[evilzucchini]

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"sorry, your mom didn't swallow last night and someone had to pay."

[-=4th=-1/2Hawk]

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I was gunning in an attack chopper on Kubra Dam and we started drifting closer and closer towards a mountain side and by the time I bailed, realizing the pilot was not going to pull off, of course I died anyway from the heli exploding above me. The pilot wrote:

"Sorry mate, I was smokin a f@g" and at first I was like and then thought man I hope this cat is British.

[imported_Master Shake]

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3 of us stormed a bunker on Gulf of Oman with DAOs ( very effective for clearing a small space ), 1 of blasted thru the window and the other 2 ran in guns blazing needless to say the 2 guys that just spawned inside had all ready killed the baddie that we thought was in there. They were busy reloading as we unloaded...

They were like "OMFG WTF HAHAHA"
We all just replied "Ooops!"

They joined our squad and we dominated the rest of the night....there on our buddy list now and we always have a laugh about our first meeting....

[.Churr.]

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"Wrong place, wrong time"