Hi, my name is Paris and I'm a tank whore.
Why must there be so many haters out there? It never seems to end. What makes a person in a vehicle a whore? Is it because they drive well? Is it because you’re stupid and run out in front of them and die? Maybe it’s because you suck at it and I don’t.
To all who whine about tanks, listen up. If you’re good at something, then what's wrong with using your skill to be the best at it? You're probably the same people who cry when you're being bombed over and over again. You need to wake up and smell the self-doubt. It's not my fault that I can successfully take flags by myself in my tank. I don’t feel bad when you’re in the middle of the street and my slow assed tank runs you over because you run in a straight line. I won't lose sleep over backing up just as you think you're going to lay C4 on me. It's not my fault I know how to use 3rd person and watch my surroundings. Honestly, do you think you stupid little n00b t00b does anything but make it take 3 more seconds to kill you? It doesn’t.
You cry because you can't seem to figure out how I killed you. You cry because you run at me full speed with a car full of C4 and get owned. You don't even get close. You whimper and moan when I shoot your helicopter down. You call me a hack for shooting down jets that are stupid enough to run right at me at barrel height.
I use the weapons and environments I am given in the game. I am good at using a tank and if you think I will stop using it as long as it’s in the game, you’re wrong and you need to grab a box of Kleenex and work it out in the closet alone in the dark.
It would not matter if I was driving a tank or a cardboard box. What ****es you off is I am good at it and you’re not. I won’t apologize for that. Shut your hole and learn to use the weapons in the game the developers gave you to combat people like me. Learn to be sneaky, use C4 and the AT to keep me away from you.
I get owned all the time by peeps who are good with the AT kit. I don’t cry about it. I learn from it. I am even willing to help you become more proficient in a tank with some simple pointers if you ask for them. The one defense against vehicles and airpower has to do with the most basic concept of the game; teamwork. If you would learn to use the squads, ask for arty and actually support your teammates, you would possibly have some fun and stop crying uncontrollably.
For those of you who bitch about clans. Well, guess what? I am in a clan because the guys I play with support each other in the game and work as a unit to accomplish one goal only. Win the round. Once you learn to be more of a team player, you might win some too.
** Flame away **
Why must there be so many haters out there? It never seems to end. What makes a person in a vehicle a whore? Is it because they drive well? Is it because you’re stupid and run out in front of them and die? Maybe it’s because you suck at it and I don’t.
To all who whine about tanks, listen up. If you’re good at something, then what's wrong with using your skill to be the best at it? You're probably the same people who cry when you're being bombed over and over again. You need to wake up and smell the self-doubt. It's not my fault that I can successfully take flags by myself in my tank. I don’t feel bad when you’re in the middle of the street and my slow assed tank runs you over because you run in a straight line. I won't lose sleep over backing up just as you think you're going to lay C4 on me. It's not my fault I know how to use 3rd person and watch my surroundings. Honestly, do you think you stupid little n00b t00b does anything but make it take 3 more seconds to kill you? It doesn’t.
You cry because you can't seem to figure out how I killed you. You cry because you run at me full speed with a car full of C4 and get owned. You don't even get close. You whimper and moan when I shoot your helicopter down. You call me a hack for shooting down jets that are stupid enough to run right at me at barrel height.
I use the weapons and environments I am given in the game. I am good at using a tank and if you think I will stop using it as long as it’s in the game, you’re wrong and you need to grab a box of Kleenex and work it out in the closet alone in the dark.
It would not matter if I was driving a tank or a cardboard box. What ****es you off is I am good at it and you’re not. I won’t apologize for that. Shut your hole and learn to use the weapons in the game the developers gave you to combat people like me. Learn to be sneaky, use C4 and the AT to keep me away from you.
I get owned all the time by peeps who are good with the AT kit. I don’t cry about it. I learn from it. I am even willing to help you become more proficient in a tank with some simple pointers if you ask for them. The one defense against vehicles and airpower has to do with the most basic concept of the game; teamwork. If you would learn to use the squads, ask for arty and actually support your teammates, you would possibly have some fun and stop crying uncontrollably.
For those of you who bitch about clans. Well, guess what? I am in a clan because the guys I play with support each other in the game and work as a unit to accomplish one goal only. Win the round. Once you learn to be more of a team player, you might win some too.
** Flame away **
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