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  • parish

    #1

    Whores Unite !!!!

    Hi, my name is Paris and I'm a tank whore.

    Why must there be so many haters out there? It never seems to end. What makes a person in a vehicle a whore? Is it because they drive well? Is it because you’re stupid and run out in front of them and die? Maybe it’s because you suck at it and I don’t.

    To all who whine about tanks, listen up. If you’re good at something, then what's wrong with using your skill to be the best at it? You're probably the same people who cry when you're being bombed over and over again. You need to wake up and smell the self-doubt. It's not my fault that I can successfully take flags by myself in my tank. I don’t feel bad when you’re in the middle of the street and my slow assed tank runs you over because you run in a straight line. I won't lose sleep over backing up just as you think you're going to lay C4 on me. It's not my fault I know how to use 3rd person and watch my surroundings. Honestly, do you think you stupid little n00b t00b does anything but make it take 3 more seconds to kill you? It doesn’t.

    You cry because you can't seem to figure out how I killed you. You cry because you run at me full speed with a car full of C4 and get owned. You don't even get close. You whimper and moan when I shoot your helicopter down. You call me a hack for shooting down jets that are stupid enough to run right at me at barrel height.

    I use the weapons and environments I am given in the game. I am good at using a tank and if you think I will stop using it as long as it’s in the game, you’re wrong and you need to grab a box of Kleenex and work it out in the closet alone in the dark.

    It would not matter if I was driving a tank or a cardboard box. What ****es you off is I am good at it and you’re not. I won’t apologize for that. Shut your hole and learn to use the weapons in the game the developers gave you to combat people like me. Learn to be sneaky, use C4 and the AT to keep me away from you.

    I get owned all the time by peeps who are good with the AT kit. I don’t cry about it. I learn from it. I am even willing to help you become more proficient in a tank with some simple pointers if you ask for them. The one defense against vehicles and airpower has to do with the most basic concept of the game; teamwork. If you would learn to use the squads, ask for arty and actually support your teammates, you would possibly have some fun and stop crying uncontrollably.

    For those of you who bitch about clans. Well, guess what? I am in a clan because the guys I play with support each other in the game and work as a unit to accomplish one goal only. Win the round. Once you learn to be more of a team player, you might win some too.

    ** Flame away **
  • PimpYo

    #2
    Re: Whores Unite !!!!

    the last time whores united i sold the video for hundreds on ebay.



    but in honesty... let me guess.

    you play mostly USMC on Karkand.

    People arent so much ****ed at YOU but more ****ed at the huge armor advantage that USMC is given on the map. It takes the MEC tank about 5minutes to get to the battle, as where the USMC tank can get to the battle in 30 seconds. Also the USMC tank respawns faster than you can respawn and run to it.

    Also the USMC gets a Tank and an APC, and if they work together they are unstoppable.

    Also there is zero motiviation to go to the USMC base, seeing as how it is an uncap, so manybe 1 in 100 times someone is giving u a hard time at your base.

    USMC just has a huge armor advantage, Karkand or not, so people are mad more at the game/level than you in specific.

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    • Jesse

      #3
      Re: Whores Unite !!!!

      Originally posted by PimpYo
      the last time whores united i sold the video for hundreds on ebay.
      Come on, just make tons of copies and mass market. Screw eBay, go big! :p

      With the flood of new people to the Battlefield series since the release of BF2, basically things can be summed up with this: If you use a vehicle, someone will hate you for it. You'll be flamed, bashed, insulted, and any other form of what the idiot thinks will belittle you, simply because they don't like the fact the series has vehicles. Of course, most of these people don't understand if you have an M16 or a shotgun, you SHOULDN'T, by NO MEANS, have a chance against a main battle tank. It doesn't even make sense, depsite the measures EA and DICE have gone to remove a lot of realism from this game, that's one thing that simply will not change, yet people still can't grasp it.

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      • Big_red_Cube

        #4
        Re: Whores Unite !!!!

        Originally posted by parish
        Hi, my name is Paris and I'm a tank whore.
        Hi Paris.....I knew you were a regular whore, but was unaware of your love for tanks

        what is Nicole Richie like in real life?

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        • parish

          #5
          Re: Whores Unite !!!!

          Hi Paris.....I knew you were a regular whore, but was unaware of your love for tanks

          what is Nicole Richie like in real life?
          lol....

          The funny thing is, I don't favor any one map. I play them all almost equally. I only play on our clan server and it rotates 3 rounds per map. The other interesting thing, I actually prefer running from flag to flag in a buggy at full speed. If anything I am a flag whore. I prefer a vehicle only because I can't stand to run around in slow mo. I like driving and I give rides and stop for others to help them get around. It doesn’t matter what it is, but if it has wheels and goes from point A to B, you can bet it's me at the wheel.

          I do quite a bit of ground to ground as well. I can hold my own in a firefight

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          • DeathFromAbove

            #6
            Re: Whores Unite !!!!

            When I play china I ride with tank whores.

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            • Rambo_Matt[US]

              #7
              Re: Whores Unite !!!!

              I dont mind tank whores I know how to kill tanks easiy its gernade launcher whores that I hate bcause there is no way to defend myself from them.

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              • NASTIE_BUTLER

                #8
                Re: Whores Unite !!!!

                I LOVE you man.

                I really mean that.

                Great attitude and very eloquent.

                The difference beteween you and 90% of the players out there is that you are not a moron.

                Keep it up.

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                • parish

                  #9
                  Re: Whores Unite !!!!

                  Originally posted by NASTIE_BUTLER
                  I LOVE you man.

                  I really mean that.

                  Great attitude and very eloquent.

                  The difference beteween you and 90% of the players out there is that you are not a moron.

                  Keep it up.
                  Coming from you, that's probably the best compliment I could get. Thnx.

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                  • Warbird_7

                    #10
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                    Originally posted by parish
                    Hi, my name is Paris and I'm a tank whore. What makes a person in a vehicle a whore? Is it because they drive well? If you’re good at something, then what's wrong with using your skill to be the best at it?


                    Well, parish puts it rather harshly; but he does have a point. Everyone is good at something, and although it may be hard to admit it, everyone is not good at something. Personally, I drive a decent tank but there are others far better than me (and I'm guessing that parish among the best of them). I'm not really good driving fast vehicles (i.e. HUMVEEs and HUMVEE-esque vehicles), but I had a friend who could (and regularly did) outmanuver bombing airplanes, shelling artillery, and mines thrown in front of him while driving a jeep (I was usually a passenger and I was usually scared out of my pants the entire time).

                    The point is, if you aren't good at something then you really shouldn't do that something unless you devote a lot of time to practicing that particular something. Let those who can fly planes FLY THEM. Let those who can drive tanks DRIVE THEM. In essence, let those who can best utilize the resources use the resources. Now, I do not consider these kinds of people "whores". They are simply doing their job.

                    Besides, I have found that these kinds of people are actually more agreeable than one might think. I'm sure if you ask politely and agree to compromise, these people would let you have a turn in their vehicle.

                    You cry because you run at me full speed with a car full of C4 and get owned. You whimper and moan when I shoot your helicopter down. You call me a hack for shooting down jets that are stupid enough to run right at me at barrel height.


                    Ah, I think jeep jihads haven't worked since '42. And remember how deadly those tank's gunners were at taking down aircraft? And remember that game was supposed to be 60 years ago? And remember that technology gets better, not worse, as time progresses? Yeah. Point made.


                    ...The one defense against vehicles and airpower has to do with the most basic concept of the game; teamwork. If you would learn to use the squads, ask for arty and actually support your teammates...
                    I am in a clan because the guys I play with support each other in the game and work as a unit to accomplish one goal only. Win the round. Once you learn to be more of a team player, you might win some too.


                    That's right. parish knows the importance of teamwork.

                    ...It's not my fault that I can successfully take flags by myself in my tank...


                    ...wait a second...

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                    • parish

                      #11
                      Re: Whores Unite !!!!

                      I am an opportunist with vehicles. If there isn't one at a base, I won't wait for it because I should be taking and or defending a flag somewhere. I will ask for a pickup and if one is not on the way, hotfoot it to the nearest enemy flag to try and grab it. If I am a t a base and the tank is there. I smile..... a lot.

                      Honestly though, I don't whore in the sense that I will TK for the vehicle. I won't drive up and take one from someone who was waiting for it to re-spawn. When I am the squad leader, I will even get out if someone from the squad needs to spawn on me. Most of the guys I play with on a regular basis will all spawn with varied kits. One medic, one support etc. etc. I am an engineer almost all the time and I will go out of my way to repair a teammate’s vehicle even if I risk getting hit doing it. I just have a different mentality. The appeal of the game to me is the group/team aspect and that's what I try to promote within our clan.

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                      • DeathFromAbove

                        #12
                        Re: Whores Unite !!!!

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                        or STFU! with your gayish name...parish lol

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                        • Slapidus

                          #13
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                          Im a man whore,where do i fit in? i think ill stay with the ladies :laugh:

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                          • parish

                            #14
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                            http://goarmy.com/


                            or STFU! with your gayish name...parish lol
                            <|BuxB|>Paris_Hilton = parish

                            Kind of a cheap shot at me and my name is not very clever, but you didnt get it.

                            I'm sorry I don't get your meaning. Can you ellaborate on what you're point is? BTW retired Marine here so stick the ARMY link up your arse.

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                            • Slapidus

                              #15
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                              Originally posted by parish
                              <|BuxB|>Paris_Hilton = parish

                              Kind of a cheap shot at me and my name is not very clever, but you didnt get it.

                              I'm sorry I don't get your meaning. Can you ellaborate on what you're point is? BTW retired Marine here so stick the ARMY link up your arse.
                              dude you think paris hilton is hot? that girls need to go on a all you can eat diet and gain 20 lbs or more,see to damn thin,id break her in a sec :laugh:

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