Whores Unite !!!!

[DeathFromAbove]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

Do you have SF? Parish dude if you do me a RPG and you and a tank in warlord.

[parish]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

I don't have SF yet. The wfie won't let me...lol. I should have it soon I hope.

[DeathFromAbove]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

lol Ok see you in warlord...I rape tanks :) in the game that is.

[Bob_the_Insane]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

I rape tanks :)

That is simply too distrubing for words...

[ReU_Potamus]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

Hi, my name is Paris and I'm a tank whore.

Why must there be so many haters out there? It never seems to end. What makes a person in a vehicle a whore? Is it because they drive well? Is it because you’re stupid and run out in front of them and die? Maybe it’s because you suck at it and I don’t.

To all who whine about tanks, listen up. If you’re good at something, then what's wrong with using your skill to be the best at it? You're probably the same people who cry when you're being bombed over and over again. You need to wake up and smell the self-doubt. It's not my fault that I can successfully take flags by myself in my tank. I don’t feel bad when you’re in the middle of the street and my slow assed tank runs you over because you run in a straight line. I won't lose sleep over backing up just as you think you're going to lay C4 on me. It's not my fault I know how to use 3rd person and watch my surroundings. Honestly, do you think you stupid little n00b t00b does anything but make it take 3 more seconds to kill you? It doesn’t.

You cry because you can't seem to figure out how I killed you. You cry because you run at me full speed with a car full of C4 and get owned. You don't even get close. You whimper and moan when I shoot your helicopter down. You call me a hack for shooting down jets that are stupid enough to run right at me at barrel height.

I use the weapons and environments I am given in the game. I am good at using a tank and if you think I will stop using it as long as it’s in the game, you’re wrong and you need to grab a box of Kleenex and work it out in the closet alone in the dark.

It would not matter if I was driving a tank or a cardboard box. What ****es you off is I am good at it and you’re not. I won’t apologize for that. Shut your hole and learn to use the weapons in the game the developers gave you to combat people like me. Learn to be sneaky, use C4 and the AT to keep me away from you.

I get owned all the time by peeps who are good with the AT kit. I don’t cry about it. I learn from it. I am even willing to help you become more proficient in a tank with some simple pointers if you ask for them. The one defense against vehicles and airpower has to do with the most basic concept of the game; teamwork. If you would learn to use the squads, ask for arty and actually support your teammates, you would possibly have some fun and stop crying uncontrollably.

For those of you who bitch about clans. Well, guess what? I am in a clan because the guys I play with support each other in the game and work as a unit to accomplish one goal only. Win the round. Once you learn to be more of a team player, you might win some too.

** Flame away **

fantastic

i support this post

[Sir. Shpox]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

Hi, my name is Paris and I'm a tank whore.

Yay Battlefield 2 whores anonyomous.

[rich_ambassador]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

What bothers me is that people in the game seem unable to comprehend that the reason they are getting massacred by tanks is because just that, THEY'RE TANKS! Infantry (excluding AT) should be hiding from tanks, not throwing their pitiful grenades (exposing their position) or running out in plain sight. Some people seem to have a problem with being patient so rather than wait the minute (or less) for the tank/apc to go to a different area, they just run out and get killed.

[livilaNic]

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What bothers me is that people in the game seem unable to comprehend that the reason they are getting massacred by tanks is because just that, THEY'RE TANKS! Infantry (excluding AT) should be hiding from tanks, not throwing their pitiful grenades (exposing their position) or running out in plain sight. Some people seem to have a problem with being patient so rather than wait the minute (or less) for the tank/apc to go to a different area, they just run out and get killed.

Ya. Ok. The splash damage on the shell is just OMG!
Meaning you do not need to be out in the open to get decapitated.

As for ass and annoying* (parish). You guys could have made it healthy competition. Remember "it is only a game". I understand the willingness to make friends. But damn it would have been nice to see the results.



*not an insult to you personally.

[Mitt3n]

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[parish]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

I still look forward to him showing up at our server. It's just not a fight now, we will still probably go at it a bit for fun.

I have a temper and I get touchy when I feel like someone is attacking me, even if they are not. Once I cool down, I usually come to my senses and things get straightened out.

I am sure plenty of peeps will come looking for me on our server now. I guess I will know soon enough if suddenly everyone is AT and gunning for me. :)

[NASTIE_BUTLER]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

When I whore....er....am gunner in an attack chopper, nothing pleases me more than for infantry to take pot shots at me and expose their position.

Keep it up smurfs....maybe one day you will shoot me down with that submachinegun.

[XmetallicaXguitarstX]

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i am a whore of the jet. a wake island jet whore that is. a wake island, usmc team, jet whore. today i was in the jet about 29/30 of all of the time i was playing..haha, and most games i didnt have any deaths.

well... i think i am gonna go jet whore some more.

[Regent]

Re: Whores Unite !!!!

I am sure plenty of peeps will come looking for me on our server now.

HeeHeeHee!!!!!!


Yeah, I'm sure you've titilated the entire BF2 community into coming to your server to see the "One and ONLY" tank whore in the game.