You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

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  • Cabose

    #31
    Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

    O man that is funny. I used to put my fingers on wasd and the mouse when ever I got near a computer keybored.
    Cabose

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    • TheSmithsonian

      #32
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      This **** is too funny, i can relate to about 90% of everything being said. When i hear the drumroll and "youve been recommended for an award," i almost **** my pants.

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      • I-Kodiak-I

        #33
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        Playing anygame and when an enemy is near i press Q hoping to go "enemy spotted" :laugh: but then i remember that it isnt bf2, also using bf2's little tricks in game like dolphin diving but it isnt quite the same but i can associate myself with most of these statments, sad isnt it :p, i love the empty pen one and you ask your teacher for supplies at this coordinate :laugh:

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        • Descending_Angel

          #34
          Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

          - When you see a crane a a construction site and think "Man, that would be a good sniper spot"

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          • Apinkmist

            #35
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            I had a few drinks and was talking to a fat chick in the pub and all i could think of was hitting q and saying "Bail out", i then imagined steering my chute towards saftey after escaping from her! "Good work squad"

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            • -=ACE=-

              #36
              Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

              BAIL OUT!! OMG XD

              -youre out on the football pitch screaming for a medic in chinese

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              • fab

                #37
                Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                Not BF2 related...
                I can remember a few times in school where ive been writing or drawing and made a mistake, for some reason i always seem to think to myself Edit/Undo then a second later i realise im not on the comp :O

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                • daNgLezz

                  #38
                  Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                  - I called a kid in the middle of class a "noob haxxor"
                  - I got so many people saying "You got owned"
                  - I got my math test back and yelled "OMFG i just got jewed"
                  - I was in class jumping around, the teacher ( careeers teacher ) said what are you doing Eric i said " I'm bunny hopping"
                  - I was on a diving board for gym class and i tried to dolphin dive
                  - We went to a museum in Ottawa i looked at the Avro Arrow and said " You know Keegan ( my pall ) i bet i could really own with this leet piece.
                  - (call of duty) i was in class and i yelled ****MEAAAAA ( follow me when a german says it)
                  - I was in the hallways at lunch and i was like, it would be great to have player names obove their heads.
                  - Some kid in my class did better than me on a test, i said i'd prolly PWN you at BF2 noob.
                  - I hit my friend in the face, and ran away thinking in my head, you know my score is prolly -4 now.
                  - Started talking to my history teacher about Wake Island.
                  - I got on a bus and said in my head " You know, if i was in a Cobra right now and i shot this bus with a TV missile i would a pro"
                  - I got 85% on a science test and heard in my head " you have been recommended for an award"
                  - And last but not least the freaky dreams of Bf2

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                  • RAF92_Warhawk

                    #39
                    Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                    heh, one time in Call of Duty I tried to drop a medic pack on a buddy only to find it was a statchel charge.

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                    • daNgLezz

                      #40
                      Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                      Originally posted by RAF92_Warhawk
                      heh, one time in Call of Duty I tried to drop a medic pack on a buddy only to find it was a statchel charge.
                      rofl:laugh:

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                      • [3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 894

                        #41
                        Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                        When your pressing Q to spot things in on OTHER games. LOL

                        Ive been doing it alot. Cant help it.

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                        • devin6224

                          #42
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                          I would go to like walmart or some store and think to myself this would be a good place to make a bf2 map of! lol

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                          • AFEDslayer

                            #43
                            Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                            Originally posted by [AzD]Captain_Apollo
                            Playing anygame and when an enemy is near i press Q hoping to go "enemy spotted" :laugh: but then i remember that it isnt bf2, also using bf2's little tricks in game like dolphin diving but it isnt quite the same but i can associate myself with most of these statments, sad isnt it :p, i love the empty pen one and you ask your teacher for supplies at this coordinate :laugh:
                            I do things like that alot, not much of that in real life though :)

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                            • gregorio007

                              #44
                              Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                              Originally posted by Warbird_7
                              You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...
                              -The only thing that deters you from running over your spouse is the fact that you would get docked points
                              -You think that Iraqi insurgents are just n00bs who couldn't hack it in BF2
                              -You think people with speech impairments suffer from a crappy VoIP server
                              -You sign your checks with your online name
                              -You make rude hand signs at people standing near aircraft
                              -You have an irrisistable attraction to flag poles
                              -Every sentence you speak contains a BF2 double-entendre
                              -You fail English for using words such as "1337", "haxx0rz", and "n00b"

                              funny:laugh:

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                              • FURRY BIRD

                                #45
                                Re: You know you have been playing BF2 too long when...

                                You are running arrends in you're car and you feel like you are running around in the dune buggy capping flags. I also like Hummer H1,2, and 3's so I also say H3 spotted!

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