The true classes in BF2

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  • Angelus00

    #31
    Re: The true classes in BF2

    Originally posted by dark-eye
    the NORMAL COMPETETIVE(sp?) player
    -tries to follow orders
    -descent with the weapon he uses
    -joins a squad and tries to help his squad
    -improvises if his squad is being torn appart

    yup ther are good player
    players who do try
    even if they cant aim they benefit the team
    no im not drunk
    I think I fall in that catagory, I'm not the best or spend enormous time playing, but when I do, I try and do what it takes to win

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    • HABO3

      #32
      Re: The true classes in BF2

      the FLAG MAGNET
      - makes a beeline straight to the next flag without use of tactics, cover, manuvering or intelligence
      - doesn't realise each time they die their team loses a ticket
      - probably doesn't realise that their stats are being saved and making their K : D ratio look pitiful
      - will run into the middle of a pack of enemy exceeding 12 in number in many cases without waiting for teammates or any type of support resulting in certain death and lost tickets
      - has no concept of the usefulness of friendly artillery therefore running straight into the flashing red circle on their mini-map is usually the best approach to a flag
      - incapable of recognizing an open flank towards a flag, therefore uses the route most heavily concentrated with enemy

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      • amdf

        #33
        Re: The true classes in BF2

        haha i like these, especially the flag magnet, that one is great. :laugh:

        its so true though, people running straight into the middle of the enemy...

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        • ssun1

          #34
          Re: The true classes in BF2

          An armor whore needs at least a 3:1 k/d ratio to be truly called a whore. A 2:1 ratio is pretty simple if youre in a tank and they are in a pair of boots.

          A 3:1 ratio on the ground is pretty difficult unless you are insanely good, or snipe the entire map. You should switch the two around.

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          • imported_Gergnoodle

            #35
            Re: The true classes in BF2

            how about the bunny wabbits

            use any number of weapons most noteable the 203 or gp30
            form of movement is the "hop" soon to be taught to miltaries around the world as a means of attack

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            • RetardedDolphin

              #36
              Re: The true classes in BF2

              The Use-To-Be-BH-Whore
              -Use to only be in the BH during mashtuur
              -Whines thats the BH has been nerfed
              -Absolutely sucks at the game because all he ever use to do was repair the BH mid-flight
              -doesnt know what to do now

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              • Riggz

                #37
                Re: The true classes in BF2

                The 1 man squad
                - creates a squad and locks it
                - if he forgets to lock the squad he'll kick anyone who joins then immediately locks it
                - requests supply boxes for himself
                - takes off in blackhawk/attack helicopter/jeep solo while u run towards it screaming.. "requesting a pick up!" "Get me outta here!"

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                • LaserCobra

                  #38
                  Re: The true classes in BF2

                  I'm just starting to grow out of my "healer boy" mentality. I was just trying to help but I've learned to clear the area first and not run in paddles blazing. =)

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                  • Yezo

                    #39
                    Re: The true classes in BF2

                    Originally posted by rombaft
                    Here are some of them :

                    THE ARMOR WHORES :
                    - you will find them 80% of the time in tank or APC
                    - they have K/D ratio of 2 or higher
                    - they try to kick you and call you a noob or other things when you take the tank or APC

                    THE TERMINATORS :
                    - whatever weapon they have in there hands, they seem to kill anything with it
                    - they end the round with K/D ratio of 3/1 or higher
                    - lots of votekicks run against those people during a round

                    THE JET WHORES :
                    - sit 95% of the time in a jet (other 5% waiting for a jet)
                    - every bomb they drop hits
                    - they love to bomb the main base of enemy
                    - seem to be in the air the whole game
                    Wow you are soo right about me. But with all said and done anything your good at you become a whore at.

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                    • Real_2St0n3d

                      #40
                      Re: The true classes in BF2

                      The professional whiner

                      -Doesn't play for fun, instead joins to see if he/she can find anything of dislike
                      -Once the 'evil' is located, spares no expense or insult to bring this evil out into the light.
                      -When told (s)he's being silly, reverts to namecalling and character assassination
                      -facts are unimportant to this breed, perception is everything.

                      The sore loser

                      -strongly believes in himself, up to the point where he thinks T-90 shells bounce off him
                      -starts crying when proof is delivered this is not so
                      -everybody owns him, so everybody is cheating
                      -will revert to the Crappy Admin template if admin

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                      • Gulf_War_Syndrome

                        #41
                        Re: The true classes in BF2

                        The "Double Score" Commander:

                        - Takes the commander position because they saw the last commander score a gold medal in the previous round.
                        - Drives around in a tank/APC/jet/heli killing things.
                        - Asks "Why aren't I scoring points for my kills?" during the game.
                        - When somone requests UAV/Arty/Supplies, has to ask them how to use it.
                        - Complains when the team loses and they finish with a score of just 22.

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                        • Eddy01741

                          #42
                          Re: The true classes in BF2

                          I use to be a healboy, kinda a jet whore, but yeah. The best is the terminator, the guy that kills with actual skill, and not cheapo tactics. That's what i'm aiming for, terminator.

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                          • Paholainen

                            #43
                            Re: The true classes in BF2

                            ha ha nice ||ass||variable. Perfect food chain there.
                            lol you'll find me second from the bottem.

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                            • Black Ops

                              #44
                              Re: The true classes in BF2

                              I like being a terminator XD

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                              • Bombfactory

                                #45
                                Re: The true classes in BF2

                                The Bad Pilot:
                                - They love to sprint to a jet/helicopter, but have absolutely no skill in controlling the vehicle.
                                - The vehicle they take instantly becomes a magnet to trees, buildings, and occasionally the ground.

                                And runner up to that is...

                                The Idiot Gunner:
                                - Hops into the gunner seat when you and a friend or a decent gunner are waiting for an attack chopper.
                                -Refuses to get out when asked.
                                -Fires the mini gun at everything that moves, including teammates, and seems to not know what a TV guided missile is.

                                Ran into a few of these tonight and they drove me nuts. I'm not a heli whore, but when I am going to get in one, I want the other guy to know what he is doing.

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