The true classes in BF2

[Donkey]

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The Bad Pilot:
- They love to sprint to a jet/helicopter, but have absolutely no skill in controlling the vehicle.
- The vehicle they take instantly becomes a magnet to trees, buildings, and occasionally the ground.

And runner up to that is...

The Idiot Gunner:
- Hops into the gunner seat when you and a friend or a decent gunner are waiting for an attack chopper.
-Refuses to get out when asked.
-Fires the mini gun at everything that moves, including teammates, and seems to not know what a TV guided missile is.

Ran into a few of these tonight and they drove me nuts. I'm not a heli whore, but when I am going to get in one, I want the other guy to know what he is doing.

The worst is the above but when you try to help them they turn on you and call you all sorts of names...

I mean really.... I belive we call this the ASS HAT PLAYER
The one who thinks they know everything yet know nothing and when anyone trys to help and explain they just call you an ASS**** or any other explitave you can think of...

[Daz]

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Missed the " Unskilled projectile " group. Grenade launchers and Anti Tank rockets only.

I used to be a heal boy. But now im a terminator. Yet ive never gotten a kick vote against me. Depends on if there is lag or not so I will get 30 kills and 4 deaths on a good round and around 25 kills and 15 deaths, if I am playing, not trying to get any medals or any other style of play.

[Riggz]

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If you haven't gotten a kick vote against you, you're not quite a terminator yet.

[UnrealAlex]

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Im a terminator...I've gotten some kick votes against me. Dont look at my KD though, I spend a large time goofing off in planes etc.

[Rambo]

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how about the Jackie chans hehe they run around doing stunts in jeeps and buggies and jump out of raming choppers and leaving u behind they dont actually shoot anybody actually i think there playing a seperate game lol but they end up on top you usually try to heal or resupply them but they keep runing away lol

[ShadowWarrior18D]

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rofl funny stuff

[Jesse]

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The Use-To-Be-BH-Whore
-Use to only be in the BH during mashtuur
-Whines thats the BH has been nerfed
-Absolutely sucks at the game because all he ever use to do was repair the BH mid-flight
-doesnt know what to do now

Sounds to me like someone used to get owned a lot by a certain flying vehicle and didn't like it.

Now, the ones that are just there for points, those are a funny breed, especially when you C4 the helipad while they're in the air and they return after getting shot down and ignore the C4 while waiting on the BH to spawn back. :laugh:

[ShadowWarrior18D]

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Here is another one.

THE CRAPY ADMIN :
- they kick you when you kill them more then three times
- they kick you when you kill there friend more then three times
- they kick you when your score is higher then them and they want gold medal
- they just kick you for no reason, just because they feel like to kick you

rofl hilarious :laugh:

[Capt.Hook]

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CAR JACKER:

There are... maybe three of you at the spawn point and just ONE humvee/buggy and nothing else for miles. The car thief makes a beeline for the wagon, because obviously an unattended humvee must have a great in-car stereo they all do on MTV! He needs those precious few seconds head start to jack the door and hot wire it.

He knows he must be as quick as Oliver Twist because there are two guys coming running their nuts off... must be their car! Must be on there on their way back from the pub having just got 'slaughtered' shouting 'I need a pick up' repeatedly.

But he don't sell drugs he does high octane and stolen in car entertainment. The arabs buy it at a great price! Especially in Karkand that little office up the stairs in the town centre
His sweaty little fingers hover over the 'E' key as he jumps for the open door and... He is off, the two poor bastards (one of which is namely me) choking on the dust as we start the L-O-N-G walk.

Having eased the cramp in our little fingers for holing shift down so long to cover the distance we find the very same car left abandoned but a hairs breath away from a flag , an army issue kit bag stuffed full of radios laying on the floor next to it.


Srg.York... Love the 'John Wayne' class, so true *Chuckles*

[imported_The 13th Raptor]

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CAR JACKER:

There are... maybe three of you at the spawn point and just ONE humvee/buggy and nothing else for miles. The car thief makes a beeline for the wagon, because obviously an unattended humvee must have a great in-car stereo they all do on MTV! He needs those precious few seconds head start to jack the door and hot wire it.

He knows he must be as quick as Oliver Twist because there are two guys coming running their nuts off... must be their car! Must be on there on their way back from the pub having just got 'slaughtered' shouting 'I need a pick up' repeatedly.

But he don't sell drugs he does high octane and stolen in car entertainment. The arabs buy it at a great price! Especially in Karkand that little office up the stairs in the town centre
His sweaty little fingers hover over the 'E' key as he jumps for the open door and... He is off, the two poor bastards (one of which is namely me) choking on the dust as we start the L-O-N-G walk.

Having eased the cramp in our little fingers for holing shift down so long to cover the distance we find the very same car left abandoned but a hairs breath away from a flag , an army issue kit bag stuffed full of radios laying on the floor next to it.


Srg.York... Love the 'John Wayne' class, so true *Chuckles*

LOL, nice one :laugh:

[tool62]

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ROFL that was hilarious....

I kinda are a tank whore, trying to raise my ratio up to 3:1...tried to be a healboy lately but I am not exactly the most patienced guy in the field to wait and clear the area bla bla...I wish I was a Jet whore but it must be awfully boring hoovering bombing resupplying and again and again *yawns*...I hate heli whores cause if you find a good one (ones that fly so freakin low and shoot their damned missles in your mouth when ur in a tank) they usualy own your a$$...:cry:

The IDLERS:

The ones u find hiding behind buildings or trees doing nothing, when u die and pass again from there they are still there, when u die again and u pass again they are still there...Then server or admin kick them being an idler cause they REALLY were eating or having a nap or watching a match and they weren't wiling to give the slot to another who was sooooooo anxious to play at that server ...

[imported_The 13th Raptor]

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The IDLERS:

The ones u find hiding behind buildings or trees doing nothing, when u die and pass again from there they are still there, when u die again and u pass again they are still there...Then server or admin kick them being an idler cause they REALLY were eating or having a nap or watching a match and they weren't wiling to give the slot to another who was sooooooo anxious to play at that server ...

I need to find a better spot to take a nap on karkand 24/7

[Rambo]

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haha lmao guys good job!sticky this

[Capt.Hook]

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Gameshow Contestant

There you are in the back of the transport helicopter. You were beaten to that lovely lazyboy armchair in the cockpit so your stuck in back. No big deal, its not a gameshow, there ain't no prizes to win...but does 'he' know that?

NO! the gameshow contestant thinks this is the 'krypton factor' or 'Come on down' just waiting for the signal, the chance of a l-i-f-e time to win win win! So...

After the shaky take off due to a grubby sweaty finger hovering over the 'E' key ready to best others in the chance to 'beat the buzzer,' you settle down. After leaning back from the monitor as cranes, tress buildings, vehicles brush the bottom and sides of the helio you get down to some serious gunning

*duga duga duag* lead flies from your weapon the sounds of war fills you with adrenaline then... 'BUZZ' the missile lock alarm rings like a school bell signalling the end of break time. BUT your not so worried, bit of jinking and chaff and it will pass through like a does of the squits.

Not for 'him' that buzz is the BIG PRIZE win, his finger taps that 'E' like he has Parkinson's and down he plummets wind ruffling though his beautiful hair to claim his grand winnings! a beautiful MEC flag to grace his bedroom wall.

While you clap your hands a warm smile on your face as you look from the spinning window of a pilotless chopper happy that the best man won and ... *BANG*