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  • rombaft

    #1

    The true classes in BF2

    Here are some of them :

    THE ARMOR WHORES :
    - you will find them 80% of the time in tank or APC
    - they have K/D ratio of 2 or higher
    - they try to kick you and call you a noob or other things when you take the tank or APC

    THE NOOBS :
    - you see them doing the most stupid things like blowing themselves up, jumping of building without shute, ....
    - they shoot and shoot but don't hit anything
    - they call everybody a cheater
    - they end the round with K/D ratio of 1/2 or lower

    THE HEAL BOYS :
    - you find those in close combat area, lots of infantry
    - they run 80% of the time around with the defibrilators and constantly trow medic bags
    - they revive everybody without thinking, even when they are under fire

    THE TERMINATORS :
    - whatever weapon they have in there hands, they seem to kill anything with it
    - they end the round with K/D ratio of 3/1 or higher
    - lots of votekicks run against those people during a round

    THE JET WHORES :
    - sit 95% of the time in a jet (other 5% waiting for a jet)
    - every bomb they drop hits
    - they love to bomb the main base of enemy
    - seem to be in the air the whole game

    THE ARTILERY WHORES :
    - drop artilery where there are red dots (teammates or not, who cares)
    - love to put artilery on main base of enemy
    - are very surprised and don't get why people start kicking them from commander


    Ad your own guys
  • lcplsickoll

    #2
    Re: The true classes in BF2

    I was a heal boy for a short time, when I first began using medic. Now I clear and secure the area first if possilbe, otherwise the guy just dies no matter how many times he calls.

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    • CommanderD

      #3
      Re: The true classes in BF2

      N00b tuber-
      Runs around with only using the grenade laucher on rifles,
      Poor shot cant shoot for ****
      Forms lots of 1 man squads

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      • bigbay82

        #4
        Re: The true classes in BF2

        sad how true this post is

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        • spyderfenix2006

          #5
          Re: The true classes in BF2

          i agree on some of them, like the people in the jets, and the medics reviving people even though there is heavy fire around(But you can still have a chance to run out really quick)

          The artillary i dont really agree because what else can you do besides drop arts on enemy base, for sure your not going to drop it on your own base unless you are a person with a IQ of 0 and you think that your own teamates are the enemies. Also you want to drop it on the place with the most enemies.

          even the best commander n this game does the samething other wise how does he get all of this points.

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          • DeathFromAbove

            #6
            Re: The true classes in BF2

            Yeah you forgot noob tubers and these new support noobs who try to snipe and shoot standing up with their PKM.

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            • rombaft

              #7
              Re: The true classes in BF2

              Here is another one.

              THE CRAPY ADMIN :
              - they kick you when you kill them more then three times
              - they kick you when you kill there friend more then three times
              - they kick you when your score is higher then them and they want gold medal
              - they just kick you for no reason, just because they feel like to kick you

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              • Sgt. York

                #8
                Re: The true classes in BF2

                THE "JOHN WAYNE": squad leader who leads by example. Runs into the fray, guns ablazin', and is always unharmed and kills everyone around him. All in his squad respect his ability to lead and follow his orders without question. Usuaully the "John Wayne" has voip or TS.

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                • BeerStein

                  #9
                  Re: The true classes in BF2

                  The Whiner: "Can I pppaaaallllleeeeease join your squad?" - thinking you are BH whoring because of the points - but it is really because your clan is whoopin ass and working as an effective team. Also spotted using ALL CAPS, or lots of spaces so that their text is in the middle of your screen - saying things like "cheater" - with a score of 3 kills 25 deaths "you suck", or let me fly/drive! cmon - let me blah blah - let me....

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                  • Angelus00

                    #10
                    Re: The true classes in BF2

                    Originally posted by rombaft
                    Here is another one.

                    THE CRAPY ADMIN :
                    - they kick you when you kill them more then three times
                    - they kick you when you kill there friend more then three times
                    - they kick you when your score is higher then them and they want gold medal
                    - they just kick you for no reason, just because they feel like to kick you

                    How true is that one, came across many of them

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                    • lcplsickoll

                      #11
                      Re: The true classes in BF2

                      Originally posted by spyderfenix2006
                      The artillary i dont really agree because what else can you do besides drop arts on enemy base, for sure your not going to drop it on your own base unless you are a person with a IQ of 0 and you think that your own teamates are the enemies. Also you want to drop it on the place with the most enemies.

                      even the best commander n this game does the samething other wise how does he get all of this points.
                      One problem, the commander doesn't get points for arty kills.

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                      • imported_Toxic

                        #12
                        Re: The true classes in BF2

                        I'm a terminator/noob toober.

                        I'll keep using the best weapon until they nerf it. Also, using that weapon requires skill at long ranges.

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                        • imported_Mutrino

                          #13
                          Re: The true classes in BF2

                          How about the TEAMKILLER?
                          Some A$$hole killing as many teammates as possible for no reason or because they want your weapon or vehicle.

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                          • Spodeboy

                            #14
                            Re: The true classes in BF2

                            I like those enemy commanders who time after time like to take out snipers with arty since he can't seem to find them. I just keep finding that commander and continuously snipe him out!

                            And there is the voice whores who constantly shout out enemy troops! One guy was constantly doing this to the point where we can't hear anything else. We kicked him.

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                            • HellzxFluffyBunny

                              #15
                              Re: The true classes in BF2

                              Snob Squads.

                              The ones that TK so more of thier squad can get in an APC/Jeep/Chopper. Totally ignore commander orders.
                              They have total disregard for team mates and leave them at just capped flags as tanks are rolling in.

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