A Chopper Pilot’s Guide to being a good gunner

[Strega]

Re: A Chopper Pilot’s Guide to being a good gunner

hey i said you were right to begin with but your sarcastic attitude in that "guide" wasn't funny and it honestly sounded like you're just one of those dicks who TK for choppers and act like a douche to everyone

if i have the wrong opinion of you then sorry but you need to remember Sarcasm is usually a way for the truth to come out in the form of a joke

I changed my mind...I would TK you if you came near my chopper. I would stab my "ROBOCLINE" Voodoo Doll in the FACE with a needle, then I would shoot you in the face with an AT rocket. All part of my master plan.

:)

[Robocline]

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Hah, you're the same type of guy who sits in the co-pilot seat while the pilot is spamming "bail out" because he has a person next to him on voice comms who is 100x better than you.

The guide was excellent, props to you, exactly what I look for in a pilot. I'm a great gunner, can hit helos that are moving 500m. If I see you in a server, I'll try be your gunner, though that probably will never happen since I don't play on NA servers.

Anyway, nicely written guide. Don't pay attention to the flames, it's because they don't understand. They are happy with their 1:3 ratio, so leave them be :)

how do you know what i would do in a chopper? have you ever flown with me? I prefer to gun although i can fly also. i don't get in choppers much anymore since i'm trying to be on the ground healing and reviving people, so i'm useless in a helo. but I said in my first post the guy was right but his attitude about the whole thing was really crappy. disclaimers don't mean anything most of the time. I'm just bent right now and maybe i came off a little harsh but i usually don't flame anyone here so sorry for that.

but as far as you people looking into my stats thats fine. but what difference does it make how many posts i make or what my kill ratio is. you don't know what i usually do while i'm in games. I'm up late at night when the BF2 servers are dead so i get on here and post.

[Teaves]

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Hah, you're the same type of guy who sits in the co-pilot seat while the pilot is spamming "bail out" because he has a person next to him on voice comms who is 100x better than you=

Those idiots that spam "bail out" because they want to fly with thier friends need to be banned, quickly. why dont THEY get out and wait for the next chopper to fly with thier mates. That "bail out" usualy comes 5 seconds before they take off and fly into a mountain, while bailing out so they dont get the TK. They never eve go on one flight even when i typ that i wont spawn there again, the VERY LEAST hey can do is drop you off somewhere, why should i get out on the pad and then have to attack on foot, on my own, miles behind the friendly forces as you have been waiting for the newb to take off.

Its not your chopper, go rent a server if you want your own chopper. Fusion how you can flame everyone that moves in this forum, god forbid if they have more points then you, then come up with this statement boggles my mind. I guess all the heli gunners that dont get out are stat-padding as well.

sarcasm or not i got as far as the "i will AT you in the face if you get in my seat" as this has happened to us all before, immaturity seems to breed in the attack choppers.



(*disclaimer* if your offended this is humurous, if your happy its sincere, if it makes you feel generous my bank account # is:..... etc, etc)

[Strega]

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Its not your chopper, go rent a server if you want your own chopper. Fusion how you can flame everyone that moves in this forum, god forbid if they have more points then you, then come up with this statement boggles my mind. I guess all the heli gunners that dont get out are stat-padding as well.

Ahh so you want me to go from asking the gunner politely to get out for a guy that's in my squad, and on Ventrilo with me.....to playing on my own server, DEMANDING they get out for fear of being banned for not doing so. Great, so I went from a nice guy that was asking politely to being a NAZI Admin. That's a GREAT way to look at it chief!!

If you didn't read my entire guide, you shouldn't be posting at all.

[FLYWAYchat]

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Read the disclaimer at the bottom genius.

I don't TK. My 'arrogance' as you say in the post, is a joke, I'm goofin around. You obviously can't see the humor in my post. So that tall glass...slide it back over to your side of the table, and get some cookies, and enjoy.

Good god, does no one have a sense of humor anymore??? =\

Did u copy that manual from any book?
The arrogance part amuses me. The instructions in the guide are quite right.

Cheers.

[Teaves]

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Robocline, fusion is a flamer (and obviously a griefer as well from this post) check his previous posts, i have even played with him online and he done exactly as i (and he) states above, on Sharqui he was heli pilot, his mate didnt make it in, so he spent 2 minutes spamming "bail out"

I typed "look lets go on one run, when we die i will spawn in town and you can fly with your mate"

the spam stopped, engines powered up, he started to take off, i thought "great hes not one of the kids at least" and then what happens.... full throttle, pitch down , hes flies full speeed into the hill next to us, and bails out, i get a suicide he gets a suicide (lol he didnt get away in time ) and it all starts again. guess what happens when i respawn? TK in the back when i run for the chopper (to fly this time as i was in front) and right then i realised why he flames the high ranked players :laugh:

He plays as c5/fusion, i recommend you dont play in the same server as him, if you dont want grief :) I assume "carbonfive gaming" is a mod, his attitude has meant i will never ever play it or look into it that "avatar" is now assosiated with flaming in my mind :)

[DLWebmaestro96]

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Excellent post Strega! Thanks for taking the time to write down your thoughts and share them with us! It made for a good laugh. :)

[Strega]

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Did u copy that manual from any book?
The arrogance part amuses me. The instructions in the guide are quite right.

Cheers.

Nah man, I've been at work all night, I work the graveyard shift. Took about 2 hours to write while I was working. Just jotted a few notes down, and went with it. Actually had fun with it

Then you got people coming in here acting like fools cuz they dont' understand the humor. Oh well =\

[Teaves]

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When you have been TK so many times in the game, making jokes about doing the most common TK (for a vehicle) loses it humour. The rest might be true comedy gold, but i didnt get past the first paragraph

[NoseKi||s]

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I'm neither a great pilot nor gunner, but all i wan't to say to all the gunners out there.. ffs use the TVmissiles even if you're not superb with them: it's not like they cost you anything. Frustrating to pilot for a guy who just keep shooting tanks with the turret when they're perfectly lined up for a TV-missile shot. :P

BTW thanks for the great guide!

[youseeme]

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Then you got people coming in here acting like fools cuz they dont' understand the humor. Oh well =\

Dont worry mate, plenty of people on here who did understand the humor. Good job :)

[imported_Fusion]

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Robocline, fusion is a flamer (and obviously a griefer as well from this post) check his previous posts, i have even played with him online and he done exactly as i (and he) states above, on Sharqui he was heli pilot, his mate didnt make it in, so he spent 2 minutes spamming "bail out"

I typed "look lets go on one run, when we die i will spawn in town and you can fly with your mate"

the spam stopped, engines powered up, he started to take off, i thought "great hes not one of the kids at least" and then what happens.... full throttle, pitch down , hes flies full speeed into the hill next to us, and bails out, i get a suicide he gets a suicide (lol he didnt get away in time ) and it all starts again. guess what happens when i respawn? TK in the back when i run for the chopper (to fly this time as i was in front) and right then i realised why he flames the high ranked players :laugh:

He plays as c5/fusion, i recommend you dont play in the same server as him, if you dont want grief :) I assume "carbonfive gaming" is a mod, his attitude has meant i will never ever play it or look into it that "avatar" is now assosiated with flaming in my mind :)

I play as a C5|Fusion and Carbonfive isn't a mod, its a team.. http://www.carbonfive.co.uk

How about you get your facts straight before you throw **** around eh? You've embarrased yourself enough already.

And you're bull****ing about playing against me, I would of known if I would of flown with you because I remember all the names, and I don't recognaise yours. Plus, I don't fly into the mountain, i'd rather fly into the water.. So unless you have a screenshot, it's your word against mine nublet.

[Robocline]

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Hey i opened a can of worms here and i apologize for my statements

the Guide is good and i did read it all but as teaves stated i've been TK'd so many times by babies who want the vehicle i was going for it just rubbed me the wrong way

i didn't mean to start a flame thread but this is getting out of hand and the admins are gonna lock it if we all don't just cool off

[Teaves]

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I play as a C5|Fusion and Carbonfive isn't a mod, its a team.. http://www.carbonfive.co.uk

My mistake, so your a team of griefers like myg0t i take it? Is this a "British thing?"

[imported_Fusion]

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My mistake, so your a team of griefers like myg0t i take it? Is this a "British thing?"

You better watch yourself before you get banned as a few of the TotalBF2 staff are in Carbonfive and they are certainly not British. So here's a warning before you start upsetting people.