SA's Guide: "Mastering Battlefield 2" lol

[GRyDLOCK]

Lol. WTF is Cho Bits

[Jeebus007]

Lol. WTF is Cho Bits

its an anime. a pretty bad one in my opinion.

but anyways...hilarious article :laugh:

[alecs36]

Small Arms Fire Will Eventually Destroy Any Tank! - If you spot an enemy (or friendly) tank, and you lack any explosive devices to take it out, just crouch and shoot your pistol at it until the driver gives up and commits suicide. If you aim at its gas tank, it will instantly explode in a huge fireball, just like in that Michael Bay movie about the virgin clones who pilot flying motorcycles.

haha.

[Deez]

I swear to god , people really think this and go by it. Amazing how many stupid people do this. Whats the world coming too. Not just noobs but stupid people.

[Relativity]

Best article ever. My god...I must suck because I see way more people following these strategies than me.

"You're untouchable online, and every punishment for a team kill gets you one step closer to defeating the ghosts of Billy Reynolds, the football player who caught and made fun of you in the locker room for masturbating to an erotic drawing of Garfield."

LMFAO

Edit #2: "Place Hundreds of Exciting Clan Letters In Your Name! - Clans are awesome, they're like online gangs of tough guys and the token 40-year old suspicious man with a wife and kids who plays solely to escape the harsh and bitter reality of his own failed life. All the good players are in clans! You ain't **** until you've joined a clan and put their magical initials both before and after your name, right after attending a two hour IRC clan meeting regarding the best positions for a sniper on the "Strike at Karkand" map. Ideally, you can put their letters in the middle of your name as well, so if you joined clan "Bad Azz Killaz," and your online name is "Flapjacks," your BF2 name would appear as "-=BaK=- Flap{[BaK]}Jacks //BaK\." If only there was some way to insert animated gifs of spinning skulls and tiny explosions into your name... life would be perfect!"

Now I'm crying from laughing so hard.

[DkMick]

:laugh: :laugh:
Classic!

[UnrealAlex]

omfg thats interweb gold! hilarious, I spilled my drink lol

[5nakeEy3s]

This guy must be pissed at his life.....

[Relativity]

This guy must be pissed at his life.....

And you must be one of the many who play like this.

Lighten up dude...this is a funny article...and it speaks the truth!

[UrbanMarine]

Best guide I've have seen so far in the BF2 community! Man that guy knows the ins and outs of BF2 well. My hero!!!!

[UnrealAlex]

"If somebody votes to kick you from your commanding position, keep in mind the only reason they're doing so is because they've been driven insane with jealousy thanks to your ace leadership and ability to throw hand grenades at passing planes"

LOL

[18Zulukiller]

That is the funniest article ive read in ages and i think it covers basicaly ever crappy aspect of bf2

[Combined]

If Somebody Is Using a Ground Vehicle's Gun, Get In and Drive It Away! - Some vehicles, such as jeeps and vans, have mounted cannons on top to scare away enemy birds. If you see a stationary vehicle, one where somebody is manning the top gun and shooting at some indeterminate location, feel free to jump right in and drive it away! I mean, obviously the guy was just sitting around like a useless dreg and waiting for an experienced driver to take him somewhere, anywhere! How else can you possibly explain somebody sitting inside a vehicle and not driving it? If the person manning the machine gun has placed land mines directly in front of the vehicle and even says "please do not get in, I'm using the gun to defend the flag," just ignore him, hop into the driver's seat, then drive right over the land mines, killing you both! Then punish for a team kill because you're a stupid ****ing reject of the human race who deserves to have hot metal skewers jabbed into your eye sockets while a homeless man slices open your stomach and shoves pieces of broken glass and rusty bicycle gears into you. Not that I'm still mad.

This is so true, it's so annoying too. Hilarious stuff by the way.

[[LG]Cataclysm]

Don't Ever Join a Non-Ranked Server! - The main goal in life is to have more points than a bunch of faceless 12-year olds on the Internet. How else would people know you're superior to them in virtually every way if there wasn't a giant scoreboard with some numbers to inform them? Refuse to ever play a single game on a non-ranked server, as those points are not officially recorded and therefore are completely worthless and a waste of your time. You know, as opposed to the crucial status symbol a four-digit number on a webserver somewhere represents. Badges are equally important because rumor has it if you get them all, the Army will call you and ask them to personally lead them in the next major world war. You'll get to be a sniper!

ROFLMFAOCOPTER

[Gunslinger145]

lolxors! Awesome thread!