* Never Join a Squad! - Squads are composed groups of people who are so untalented and crummy at BF2 that they need help to simply survive. You are not like that! You're a one man army! You're a soldier capable of killing people so brutally that they will respawn in a game of Battlefield 1942. You know the map and your enemies better than any commander or squad leader possibly can, so go lone wolf and rack up points like a crazed jackal! If somebody makes the horrible mistake of asking you to join their squad, hit the "negative" message about 50 times, as fast as you can. This will let everybody on the server know you're so amazingly skilled that you actually turn down offers to join squads who need your valuable help to prevent them from dying like blind hogs. If you decide to create your own squad, name it something descriptive like "TEAM AWESUM" or "SNIPERZZZZ" and don't invite anybody unless they pass a 30-page written exam covering the exhaustive history of "Cho Bits."
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lmao thats fooking funny -
rofl! laughed my arse off :laugh:Comment
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Funny article. I enjoyed itIf somebody votes to kick you from your commanding position, keep in mind the only reason they're doing so is because they've been driven insane with jealousy thanks to your ace leadership and ability to throw hand grenades at passing planes
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Bah, that site is blocked from my work! Is it to long to copy and paste it in here? If so, I will just check it out when I get home....although I will probably forget.Comment
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Haha! That's hilarious! Thanks a ton!
~SaladPunish them for being such sadsack spoilsports by tracking them down and surrounding them with land mines. Not in the game, in real life.Comment
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Originally posted by element123
blocked here too :/Comment
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Originally posted by element123
Sorry, dude, it's a couple pages long not really copy&paste material.
Hopefully, you can view it at home... funny stuff.Comment
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Hilarious!Comment
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someone had alot of built up bf2 rage while typing that out.Comment
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*reminds element123 to check the site at home*Comment
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LOL, that is the funniest stuff I've read about BF2 yet.Comment
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LMFAO!!!Intentionally Run Into Your Own Team's Artillery Strikes! - Catch them like snowflakes on your tongue, then punish for a team kill when the snowflakes blow you to hell. If you're really talented, you can step on a teammate's land mine the exact instant the artillery kills you. Perhaps a future patch for BF2 will allow you to punish multiple people for team kills! Also maybe somebody will make a game where you just login and repeatedly press a button to punish other people and you try to obtain the least negative score.Comment
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entertaining, to say the least lolComment
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Great tips! I'm glad to see that I've been doing everything correctly!!!!!!!Comment
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