You know you're playing too much BF2 when ...

[Chalk.One]

- you see ladders on buildings and wonder if it'd be worth to climb up there so you can better snipe the nearest flag pole.

[Princess_Sophia]

-when one of you workmates is acting like an a**hole, so you jump in front of their car as a way to get back at THEM!

[unreb]

TRUE : When u r driving to work and think you can see snipers running for cover on the hillsides :P

True again ..... when u start getting random twitches in your hand, and your forearms ache from a marathon session.

and once more .... When you start playing at 4pm, and 12 hrs later realise you are still going and have drank 15 cans of lager. And have to be at work in 5 hrs :P

--unreb

[livilaNic]

"when you sit next to an empty parking slot waiting for a car to spawn."

Lol...

~Salad

You pWn! Funny sh!t man!:rofl:

Instead of going down the stairs, you jump off the roof while pressing "9" on your cel phone

You get hit by a car and are wounded, and as the ambulance wants to take you away you scream "Nooo, I wanted to change classes!!!".

When you punch a co-worker in the face and say "Sorry you were red to me

when you get out of your car and run yourself over

When you're about to win a round as commander, and your wife tells you to get your ass upstairs if you want to have sex, and you're not sure whether it's worth giving up the "x2 Bonus for win

This had me laughin' so hard I cried.

[RedWolf43]

.... when you're at work, contemplating ways of leaving early to go home and play.

(for joystick pilots)
.... when you realize that the stickshift in your car doesn't work like a joystick, ie twisting left/right doesn't turn you that way, and you really wish there was a way to rebind it in the options menu. (happened to me, I think I fly too much)

[ZapStarfighter]

Be walking down the street and see someone else walking in the distance and thinking, "Man, if I had a G36C I could totally cap that guy right now, but I'd have to be in single fire to get him with the MP5"

Realizing that Doppler Radar is considerably similiar to the UAV pattern

Having the client verification process timing down such that you can get up, head to the bathroom, grab a soda from the fridge and make it back upstairs just in time to see "Join Game"

Heh, here's something I thought up:
6 Pack of Beer - 5 dollars
Pizza Delivery - 13 dollars
Monthly High Speed Internet Connection - 43 dollars
Realizing that you've spent 50 hours of your life in an imaginary place called Karkand - priceless

[SL4Y3R]

dont know if its ben posted.

You go to sleep thinking you will wake up at your workplace in your bosses office beside him

[sbikerbud]

When you relive the previous nights battles whilst day dreaming at work. As you snap back to reality you find your fingers on the WASD, Shift and spacebar and your palms are sweaty.

And you can't quite work out why your heart is pounding. :laugh:

Is it possible to get PTSD from a game?

[sbikerbud]

Every rumble (truck going past, people emptying bins) sounds like the arty's about to hit.

When ever someone's mobile beeps you hear "UAV scan is active" in your mind.

When you want to say something you picture a commo rose in your mind.

people ask you what you did at the week end and you reply "oh played my game for a bit....nothing really" as you start to have flashbacks.

When the police chopper flies over you go prone and look for the door gunner.

When aircraft go over you flinch, expecting a very large bomb to land on you.

It feels really strange to have to actually walk up to your car and open the door.

[Grapeapplesnapple]

When you're out at a shooting range and you realize that you're the only one hopping around while you reload.

[maskzilla]

Be walking down the street and see someone else walking in the distance and thinking, "Man, if I had a G36C I could totally cap that guy right now, but I'd have to be in single fire to get him with the MP5"

LOL

me and my roomate were playing ALL day, and we stopped to go to wendys for some food, i saw a guy walking into a laundrymat and thought to myself
he's in my range, i just need to zoom in

[openheimer]

When you look for Scan on Rand McNally.

[=[AOD]=Ken]

You know you’ve played to much BF2 when…………….

- When you get in your car and look for the keyboard, only to find a round thing in front of you & peddles on the floor & it takes you three blocks to relearn to drive in RL.

- While driving you're always looking for enemy troops or vehicles.

- When you’re driving down the road and realize you can turn your head because the night before you were in a Tank or APC all night.

- You hear a Helo and wonder if it’s a friendly and look up for the mini map.

- You hear a truck coming up the street and think it’s an incoming Tank, APC or GAZ.

- Your wife comes home and says “look at yourself” as you’re hunched over and glued to the screen with your headset on,

- Your wife or kids ask you something, and you say “just a second”, Then four hours later…you think, were did every body go? Only to find they are all in bed sleeping.

- You play till midnight and realize you didn’t eat dinner yet. So you grab something from the fridge and play for “one” more map….then look out the window and it looks really bright...how could that be? Then you look at the clock, snap!

- You start buying stocks in Mountain Dew…………..

- When you go out side and think “awesome graphics”

[Fullforce]

you get glasses and draw a hud onto them so you can 'be in the game'

you slam the page down key everytime someone nudges you on msn or sends a wink. (they annoy me SO MUCH!)

you wish you had a massive page down key to rid the world of all evil people.

[Jeebus007]

the damn menu and loading music plays in your head at the most random times.