You know you're playing too much BF2 when ...

[Drum]

i love this one

- When you drive over your neighbourgh and his dog you yell "Sorry, mate!" and continue down the road

[SaladFork]

Hehe, here's one:

"when someone offers you something and you reply with 'good deal, thanks', followed by them trying to figure out what deal you just made."

~Salad

[DeathFromAbove]

When you bunnyhop to school when your late.

[teadaze]

-when u are in the mall and someone is looking at u and u instantly start bunny hoping around mall fountain and then go prone behind the mc donalds sign.

-when u live on the 7th floor and u go up the stair thinking there is a chopper on your roof instead of going down......to save your neighbourghood flag?

-when u see your towns regular flights u instantly start looking for an AA gun yelling "enemy flick inbound!"

-when u'r neighbourhood kids starts throwing firecrackers u instantly start looking for a sniper in u'r proximity.

-when u are watching a movie with our girlfriend and in the movie your think u hear the word "MEDIC" and u instantly throw u'r self to the ground and wave your hands in the air screaming "Clear!" "it's recharching" "Clear" "Alright your good to go!".

-when u'r in the kitchen and u cut your self u instantly scream "Medic to this position!"

-when your wife nags u about the groceries that has to be bought u yell instantly "We need a supply drop at this position!"

could prolly come up with lots more but...uh yea.

[Remy X.O.]

When you pretty much recognize every single gun in modern war movies to its exact code name

[Remy X.O.]

When you "think" every tank or attack heli is a T-90, M1A1, or a Cobra and think you're a professional in your knowledge of military armor.

[Madmech]

-when your wife nags u about the groceries that has to be bought u yell instantly "We need a supply drop at this position!"

When she’s nagging I just call for an artillery strike :)

[Cargoslug]

- When you look outside and wonder what rig can run those graphics.

[British-Marine]

when you see someone on the road you dont like and mow them down! oops! then realise they are not muslims and say sorry!
(its a british thing atm)

[Hemlock]

You see a flag being lowered at the end of the day and you impulsively throw your half-eaten bagel out the car window at the flag pole.

[komatta.saru]

When she’s nagging I just call for an artillery strike :)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: YES!

[dBs]

When you get "war flashbacks" while trying to sleep just like real veterins lol. I swear, when I first start to play a game this always is a problem =)

[tripleplay369]

Instead of going down the stairs, you jump off the roof while pressing "9" on your cel phone

You get hit by a car and are wounded, and as the ambulance wants to take you away you scream "Nooo, I wanted to change classes!!!".

When you punch a co-worker in the face and say "Sorry you were red to me

when you get out of your car and run yourself over

When you're about to win a round as commander, and your wife tells you to get your ass upstairs if you want to have sex, and you're not sure whether it's worth giving up the "x2 Bonus for win

These are really funny.

[N2K]

When you memorize every line of the game to post on this forum

[tripleplay369]

I just came up with my own

- When you go to vote at a political election, and get confused because there's no "page up" or "page down" button.