You know you're playing too much BF2 when ...

[PunisherUK]

You know you're playing too much BF2 when ...

you think of "Jerry busted hymen..." during sex.

Hahahahahaha best one yet.

[komatta.saru]

When you finish your nightly gaming and find your sexy wife already asleep in bed...

[Waste Land]

-You contemplate tossing explosives in your car incase your brother takes off without your permission...

I love it.....

[Woolgar]

-Your first reaction to solve any problem is to go prone

[imported_Entropy]

if your given a leadership position in work and you go lay prone under your desk to avoid being seen.

if when you see your family going to get in the car you sprint as fast as you can to get there before everyone else

when your reference to the other keys on the keyboards is to set up your hand over the WASD keys and put your thumb on the space bar and your pinky over SHIFT.

if your keyboard sticks off the edge of your desk so can keep the WASD keys in the middle of the desk in front of the monitor.

[Forest]

-You start spotting 'enemy' vehicles on the highway
-You go to a Middle Eastern restaurant and upon recieving your food you state "Hinda, hosey vala un wantided" (i think thats how you say it)
-You arrive at the hospital and they tell you you have to stay the night and you respond "JUST DROP A MEDI-PACK"
-You get mad that you can't spawn at work instead of driving there.

[zone36]

-Your first reaction to solve any problem is to go prone

LOL!!

[[ETC]Bubba]

WOW, those are all really funny. Thanks everyone.

[22CW Cainius]

you crouch and peek around corners all the time at home...

you hug the wall at the mall...

when you get startled your hands convulse...

[Woolgar]

when your reference to the other keys on the keyboards is to set up your hand over the WASD keys and put your thumb on the space bar and your pinky over SHIFT.

if your keyboard sticks off the edge of your desk so can keep the WASD keys in the middle of the desk in front of the monitor.

I got ownded.

[sra_slimshady]

If to you home keys are not asdf jkl; , they are W A D and your mouse :P

[[sCs]Captain_Obvious]

You have a fear of sleeping too close to walls, because since you are prone, your legs might stick through the wall and the enemy will see you.

[dmonkey]

You try to balance a knife on your fingertip with your upper torso at a 90 degree angle to your legs.

[N2K]

When your walking out side and see a homeless guy laying next to a wall and you reach for your knive

[imported_Wrafe]

Thats just Psychotic!