BF2 Haikus-post what ya got.

[Hot Tub Man #1]

Cannot get knife badge
No matter how hard I try
Stupid freaking badge

I had lots of inspiration for this one...

*edit: More!*

"Black Hawk is unfair"
"Please nerf the bunny hopping"
Call the Waaa-mbulance.

(I actually think the blackhawk and bunny hopping should be nerfed, but there are so many posts that complain about these things that I thought this'd hit home a little bit.)

[-]DoD[-Dr.Tran]

Cannot get knife badge
No matter how hard I try
Stupid freaking badge

I had lots of inspiration for this one...

I hear ya loud and clear...trying to get the engineer badge eh? :P

[CowboyNuggets]

lol, omg you guys are demented

[Terance]

Cannot get knife badge
No matter how hard I try
Stupid freaking badge

I had lots of inspiration for this one...

very classy

[Hot Tub Man #1]

I love this thread.

[ledbythereaper]

cannot right haiku
thread ****ing funny
loooool

[KingFriday]

Damn died. Empty tank!
Think I will go engineer
Tank gone, stuck here now!

Age and wisdom should
allow me to dominate
Nope, head shot again.

[Thelron]

My tank is burning!
Let me hop out and fix it.
Hey! Don't steal my ride!

[Sin_City_E]

Alone on a hill
A sniper waiting to kill
Killed by arty

Rat a tat tat *click*
Bad time to be out, run! run!
Bang! shot in the back

With C4 I creep
Stick it to the enemy tank's tracks
Boom! No more armor!

[-TSF-Gen. Romano]

everything is gay
artillery strikes are gay
everything is gay

[Hot Tub Man #1]

I was laying in my bed last night, and I thought these up:

I see the grenade
I see the grenade go boom
I need a medic

Patch 1.02 (<-Pronounced one-point-oh-two, I got the right number of syllables)
I cannot play without lag
Patch it again, please

[}GC{blastokid]

Haiku's are poems that are supposed to describe a certain moment, meaning something you see in the picture, you describe that using the 5-7-5 syllable rule. Like none of you guys have real haikus!

[KingFriday]

Ya and write them in Kanji!

[Renoir]

Give me a ride noob
I want in your balckhawk noob
You are so dead noob

[hbandsc]

At last my own tank
Uh oh here comes a cobra!
I hear missles, hello death

That's the best I can do for now. Whew...that was tough.