BF2 Haikus-post what ya got.

[Observer]

Anti-tank rockets
How many does it take man
Out of ammo, crap

[Peau_Charles]

Move! Artillery!
Commander: Negative, Sir
Kicked for a Teamkill.

[Republican]

Flying F-15
Gunner says he's got a lock
Fires and lock is lost
___________________________
Manning Stinger Site
Got lock, firing missiles
Hit full Black Hawk. Banned...

[-]DoD[-Dr.Tran]

Now they are getting really good. Page 2's especially. Wow. :)

[Kleinzeit]

My Barret fires wide
From miles away, a head shot
Those pistols are goooooood

A blackhawk hovers.
Blissfully ignorant of
Its death in this tube.

Waiting for the lock
Tunguska soaring skywards
Destroying friendlies

Sitting with spanner
Snug in your cosy blackhawk
Whoring. Get a life.

[Kleinzeit]

Bunny hoppers suck
I try to kill all of them
They breed like rabbits

Laying a minefield
Friendly buggy speeds along
Finding new server

[Kleinzeit]

I am dead again
Now revived, but hear arty.
Karkand is like that.

My medic dies too
He is bleeding over me
This must be Mashtur.

[Kleinzeit]

Outnumbered, I skulk
They swarm around the flag point
God I love c-4

[Hot Tub Man #1]

I'm out of Haikus
All out of creative juice
Oh wait, here's one now...

[JAMES315]

Why no pilot class?
We have too few plane campers.
The air strip is fun!

Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Oh yeah, and The Lightning Bolt.
Nothing kills a jet.

Defibbed everyone.
At last, rewards for teamplay!
Who needs control points?

Joined a squad today.
Tactics and comaraderie.
Yet they are silent.

You betrayed our cause.
Once my friend, yet I kill you.
Oh. It's just a bug.

My patience leaves me.
They'll never learn their mistake.
No "L" in KARKAND.

But I was so close!
Even bad pilots need points.
Death to the bailers!

[[LG]Cataclysm]

Battlefield Haikus
Are funny because they're true
Bunny hoppers suck

[Hot Tub Man #1]

My patience leaves me.
They'll never learn their mistake.
No "L" in KARKAND.

Comedy gold.

[[SIC]Squirrel.Lt.Col.]

I can't write haiku
I suck at writing this stuff
Hey BF2 pwns!!!!

[-]DoD[-Dr.Tran]

Why no pilot class?
We have too few plane campers.
The air strip is fun!

Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Oh yeah, and The Lightning Bolt.
Nothing kills a jet.

Defibbed everyone.
At last, rewards for teamplay!
Who needs control points?

Joined a squad today.
Tactics and comaraderie.
Yet they are silent.

You betrayed our cause.
Once my friend, yet I kill you.
Oh. It's just a bug.

My patience leaves me.
They'll never learn their mistake.
No "L" in KARKAND.

But I was so close!
Even bad pilots need points.
Death to the bailers!

I'm very impressed here. Have you had practice?

[imported_YA_MOMZ]

Haikus are gay
They are just shitty poems
Invented by japs

delete thread #2. it is racist