BF2 Haikus-post what ya got.

[3Jane]

With Knife drawn I creep
Up through the grass and the trees
One more dead sniper

As armor approach
Bravely I sprint with C4
Tank shell to the face

[Attila]

Noiseless on Spring grass,
Sniper stares through metal tube.
My knife pwns his ass!

EDIT: damnit, already done!

ok ok...

Dark Karkand alley,
N00b sees me and jumps, jumps, jumps...
Shotgun drops him dead.

[GatorDawg]

Requesting pick-up, over
buggy fades from sight
my shift-key will get much use

[jdogg88-Fed]

Since we have the great thread on fictional ribbons. (I LOVE the bunny hopper ribbon) :laugh: ...let us make haikus of anything BF2. I love haikus, and most people can come up with very talented ones. I'll start.

Stuck at base defense
I have mined the area
BOOM insta team-kill

lol good idea love funny stuff

[[MBP]Logan]

a sucky evening
I'm dying more than killing
hello purple heart

I place mines with care
my team's apc finds them
boot to server list

I mash my "9" key
my chute refuses to work
the ground mashes me

[Attila]

Mine ahead on road,
I think I can make it through,
Bam! Teamkill! Punish!

[penguino]

I hate those planes.
I cant shoot it down
F*** those damn planes!

(base on a true-story)

[S_t_a_l_i_n]

lol, omg you guys are demented

and wat the hell r cowboynuggets supposed to be???????????

[Dogness]

Wait for lock and fire
Full friendly chopper goes down
Banishment for me

[keel]

Battlefield 2
DICE are EA's *****es now
"We got your money"

I should be in a book or something.

[penguino]

Flying a chopper
I Just blew up those tanks
Oh shi* a tree

[Observer]

Dead on battlefield
Medic with paddles revives
Thanks, I owe ya one

[S_t_a_l_i_n]

Bang Bang Bang
I Killed You
O Sh1t a claymore

[Republican]

n00bs camp at my spawn
I try to sneak around them
I get pwn3d again

[Professor]

I own in this jet
F**k I hit a friendly tank
Banned? Stupid-ass game.