BF2 Haikus-post what ya got.

[-]DoD[-Dr.Tran]

Since we have the great thread on fictional ribbons. (I LOVE the bunny hopper ribbon) :laugh: ...let us make haikus of anything BF2. I love haikus, and most people can come up with very talented ones. I'll start.

Stuck at base defense
I have mined the area
BOOM insta team-kill

[SaladFork]

I wrote a haiku
But it is not very good
So I won't share it.

I wrote one myself
It is much better than yours
I should write some more

L-O-L-O-L
R-O-F-L-M-A-O
S-T-F-U nub

Haikus are gay
They are just shitty poems
Invented by japs

Type in the search word
Apply pressure to button
Then read the results.

Not really on topic, but still funny nonetheless. How can you not like haikus? =)

~Salad

[-]DoD[-Dr.Tran]

HAHAHAHA...clever. You sir pwned me.

[Fall0ut]

*insert 5 syllables*
*insert 7*
*insert 5*

[Hoov]

Want a friendly tip?
When you see a red target,
Move the f--k away!

[Reasa]

Look at the Black Hawk!
Do you see it over there?
There goes our outpost.

Oh Yea...I'm good.

[Hollister360]

EA is lazy, slacking basterds!
Single player is a real dissapointment, Slackers!
EA is lazy, so lazy!

[Ogrt48]

oh my god camper
get the f--- out of the spawn
this aint counterstrike

rofl i suck at this

[imported_CTUnit1]

Planting a claymore
Yelling Watch out dont step here
Boom! Theres a Team Kill!

[-TSF-Gen. Romano]

Let's play Battlefield
I am joining a server
Now it is ****ed up

[need4speed]

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
BF2 ROCKS!

Do I get a prize? This is pullitzer material right here...

[-]DoD[-Dr.Tran]

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
BF2 ROCKS!

Do I get a prize? This is pullitzer material right here...

Remind me to buy your book when it comes out. :p

[Republican]

Look at the Black Hawk!
Do you see it over there?
There goes our outpost.

Oh Yea...I'm good.

ROFLMFAO!!

[H2Yo]

Bullants can bite hard
But then hungry girls feel fries
Dots in eyes taste yum

[hollowpoint367]

Death
On a stick.