Funniest teamkill

[Rampant Piper]

I admit I don't have much experience. I've only been on BF2 for two weeks...So I can be a little quick on the trigger. Sometimes I forget if I am USMC, China or MEC. :|:

Anyway, I was guarding a flag with my MP5. It was quite for some time. I was just about to leave my post to find some action when something moved at my periferial vision- then was gone. I was at the side of a building, so I just waited in a prone position anxiously. Then all of the sudden, a teammate came around the corner!

I pulled the trigger and aimed for center mass. I squeezed off on full automatic! OMG! Halfway through the mag, I realized what I was doing, but for some reason I couldn't get myself to let off the trigger. He went down in a heap and all I could so was say, "Sorry, Man!"

He must of been confused- I was using a high ROF/low damage weapon. I had to hit him like 5 times before he died. He must have thought that in NO FREAKING WAY was it a mistake. I laughed even though he punished me.

I would have been so Pyssed.

Thats when I think you should ask the team mate that TKed you "What Happened?"

You should be able to give your TK a chance to explain becasue accidents like that happen. If the TKers says Screww Youu then you can punish him- but you should be able to delay the TK punish until the guy has a chance to say what happened.

Geeze- TKing in the sky is usually a mistake and NOT something you should get punished for. Becasue of the spawn time and the time it takes unsually to get an aircraft, why would anyone purposefully fly into a friendly.

DONT PUNISH for a mid-air!

[ColdDeath]

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hey this just happened to me today. i was getting torn up by some aa in my helo and so i head back to mu base to repair and one of the oh so friendly esc boys fly towards me and shot me down with the plane. not a miss guided missle or any thing just fly at me and shoot me down. so i punish for so they would learn to be more careful with who they shoot at. then i get threatened and i ask not not be shot. LOL and get this i get kicked from the server because they can't tell whos on their team or dont give a crap enough to check. OH thats good go esc ape. weeeee tk players then kick them oh thats funny just way to funny.

[Ganzothegreat]

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One time when I was a noob I was trying to fly a blackhawk and crashed it along with my entire squad abot four times and when MEC captured the spawn with the blackhawk (was on mashtur city) we started out in the farthest back base we had and my squad leader started yelling and swearing at me and one of my squad members shot him with a pistol which is when he went crazy and killed the guy who shot him and almost all of our squad before I ran away but then after I ran away I died and was a sniper and he went got a tank and again killed every1 in his squad and got banned.

[JoeJJohnsonII]

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My favorite Tk that happened to me was when I was going for my airborn ribbon (The easiest ribbon ever). I went up to like 650m above the enemy base and ejected. My plan was to start throwing down some c4 and randomly detonate it. Well, that all ended when I got hit by a Jet. My teammate was pulling up doing a loop and didnt see me. Smacked right into the wing and fell the rest of the way to the ground. Now this is a good new bad new here. The bad news was that the guy got a tk (non-punished of course) and I didnt get my ribbon. The good news is I managed to a c4 kill before I hit the ground :yay:

[Rampant Piper]

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OMG! I must have read this several times trying to figure it out-scrathcing my head. Until I read the next line...

"Good new bad new" Know "K"new!?

[shank]

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OK, I was playing Gulf Of Oman. I always do this off the start of the map. I get in a JSF and fly over to the MEC main and bail out really high and open my parachute pretty high and drift back down taking a look at everything before I blow the arty up. Sometimes I try to steal the tank or the chopper. Anyway, everything seemed normal, I had just gotten visibility of the base when all the sudden I see a FULLY loaded Blackhawk coming straight for my falling jet! I thought there was no way it was going to hit it. The jet was coming down really fast. It started to veer off a little bit because I bailed at an angle...then the blackhawk did a sharp turn to avoid the IGLA, and SMACK right into the jet. Thank god I wasn't in it. No one got any tk's but I thought it would be funny to post it anyway...all I saw was 6 no mores fill up the screen. LOL

[Meatshake]

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I was a spec ops and I forget the map but a friendly tank crossed a bridge, then a little island, then another bridge. it looked like:

=======[]=======

= being the bridge and [] being the island.

When the tank was on the [] I blew both bridges and he was all lke "omg wtf noob!"

he later gave me a 120 to the face.

[GFree]

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I forget the name of the map (it's the one with MEC vs. USMC and involves a T.V. station). My teammates are being killed off one by one by a hidden sniper. Being a medic it was useful for stat purposes, but once I got killed too I needed to find this sniper and hopefully look like the "savior" for the team. I respawn and carefully scan the areas, when I notice the Sniper perched on top of a building not far away. I take a few pot shots at him and see him react, but am severely wounded by his counter-fire and take cover to heal my wounds. Once I'm done, I go back to the building and make my way to the ladder which leads to the roof.

All of a sudden I notice someone coming down the ladder very quickly so I unload my AK-101 into him, before I realise it was a teammate who had previously killed the sniper and was coming down after the job! I could've been forgiven for thinking it was the sniper trying to get away in a hurry, but evidently the punish meant the teammate didn't agree with me.

[Angelus00]

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Just yesterday, I was playing Mashtuur city as a sniper, I set up on top on the buildng across the mosk, MEC just took the flag and as I scanned, I noticed movement in the window of the building to the right, seen the figure, knew it was a spawn point, Fired, one shot one kill one TK...teammate snuck up from back entrance "sorry man" actually didn't punish which was nice to see for once.