Funniest teamkill

[gx.]

i was on karkand shoot a ranodm gp-30 shot from the farthest right base and hit a team mate who was at the base behind the first MEC base

[MazXFreddy]

Well I was driving my tank over a bridge on Dragon Valley when some noob pilot in a friendly J-10 crashed into me. Naturally, it's my fault and the explosion kills a nearby buggy full of friendlies (again somehow my fault) and next thing I know banned.

[XCrosser]

Not quite the funniest but it was a really bad timed spawn. Was playing on Karkand in a near full server when I got in the M1A1 at the main when someone spawned RIGHT infront of me when I was just starting to move the tank...I was glad he didn't punish me but I think we were both "lmao" when it happened tho

[Nameless]

So I’m flying in my F-35 picking on choppers and killing noobs in Migs when I see a nice juicy transport all loaded up with enemies… I come in high and wait for him to drop flares he dose to evade a stringer that’s when I fire… I unload all my missiles (was near airbase and really wanted this kill).

Anyway basically I get

Nameless F-35B Random guy 1
Nameless F-35B Random guy 2
Nameless F-35B Random guy 3
Nameless F-35B Random guy 4
Nameless F-35B Random guy 5
Nameless F-35B Random guy 6

Sadly just seconds after that I get

Nameless Teamkills Random guy 1
Nameless Teamkills Random guy 2
Nameless Teamkills Random guy 3
Nameless Teamkills Random guy 4
Nameless Teamkills Random guy 5
Nameless Teamkills Random guy 6

Auto-kick

It took me a second to realize what had happened, but then I got it I had been so intent on pwning the enemy helo I had failed to notice the fully loaded Blackhawk nearby. The missiles didn't though and of course homed in and hit with 100% accuracy...

[Gulf_War_Syndrome]

A variant on yours Shroom...

I was defending a flag with my squad. Medic me was on top of a building, three or so squad members on the ground. We'd just held off a wave of attackers, but one squad member had gone down, just at the base of the building. I jumped off the edge of the building, going for a revive, only to see below me a friendly medic had beaten me there. I watched him revive the guy, and then I landed bullseye on the medics head and TK'd... totally dead so I couldn't even revive him.

I've yet to try this tactic on enemies... :)

[{K5K}Wendalf]

Mine would have to be the following.

I typically play with a group of 4 or 5 guys and we pretty much squad up and get on the same team.

I had been playing about an hour on a server as US and then hear my instant messages come in and tell me they are getting in and to join their team if they are on the other one. They all end up on the other team so I switch as soon as I can.

I choose to spawn on the squad leader as an engineer. I spawn in and OMG there are MEC all around me so I shotgun 4 guys pretty much to the face not realizing they aren't shooting back. Forgot I switched to MEC. All punish me due to the hilarity of it all. Kicked/Banned for 15 mins LOL.

HILARIOUS!!!

[Gulf_War_Syndrome]

Yay, I just got my personal best teamkill!

I'd been leading a fantastic squad for multiple rounds, we were really working well. The map changes to Operation Cleansweap (we're USMC). Our squad gets in the black hawk and we go flying around to the MEC airfield and start whoring it up. After about two minutes, a friendly plane crashes into us:

Gulf_War_Syndrome is no more
Gulf_War_Syndrome [Teamkills] SquadGuy1
Gulf_War_Syndrome [Teamkills] SquadGuy2
Gulf_War_Syndrome [Teamkills] SquadGuy3
Gulf_War_Syndrome [Teamkills] SquadGuy4
Gulf_War_Syndrome [Teamkills] SquadGuy5
Gulf_War_Syndrome [Teamkills] GuyInPlane

Yeah, I got kicked...

[Heavy552 AWG]

I deployed three mines onto a bridge against the charging enemy tank about to cross.

Three Missiles kill enemy tank, I get wrench out removed two of the three mines, get run over by APC full of troops intent on raping enemy spawn where tank came from.

I heard that APC approaching as I was wrenching away thinking "Oh no! Here we go!" while wondering if that third mine is far enough to the side of the road.

APC [Teamkills]Heavy
Heavy [Teamkills] APC man #1
Heavy [Teamkills] APC man #2
etc.. for about 5 total Tk's

of course I got kicked because I did not remove that third and last AT Mine in time.

[JAPIO]

Re: Funniest teamkill

We had just taken over a flag near the bridge in Kubra Dam (not the directly under it). I deployed some mines near the flag to defend against enemy vehicles. My two squadmembers saw i deployed those.

We jumped into a jeep to drive to the next flag, but when we were driving, our flag was turned white again. So my squadleader turned the jeep and went on full speed back to the flag. He drove directy in a straight line to the flag not thinking about the mines i just layed their.

Result:
JWK [Teamkills] Guy1
JWK [Teamkills] Guy2
JWK [Teamkills] JWK <-- ?? this is the weird part.

Anyway, i got kicked instantly. :hmm:

[MrChris_CJ]

Re: Funniest teamkill

i would say it was mildy amusing but nevertheless i was greatly satisfied by it...was on Zatar Wetlands and joined the server...and lo and behold stat padders 3 of them out in the middile on knowwhere...we were all trying to get them vote kicked while one of the guys xfired an admin...so i drove my apc all the way across the map to em...same old medic routine they were doing so i got out threw all my c4 behind the medic guy...for some reason the other guy did nothing and wnet back to my apc...i flamed them to fook over the chat until they responded saying i was an idiot at which point i blew them up...the second they respawned they were tked by my teammates who were obviously pissed by em until the admin came and banned em....felt so good to get an entire server tking stat padders...

[JAPIO]

Re: Funniest teamkill

i would say it was mildy amusing but nevertheless i was greatly satisfied by it...was on Zatar Wetlands and joined the server...and lo and behold stat padders 3 of them out in the middile on knowwhere...we were all trying to get them vote kicked while one of the guys xfired an admin...so i drove my apc all the way across the map to em...same old medic routine they were doing so i got out threw all my c4 behind the medic guy...for some reason the other guy did nothing and wnet back to my apc...i flamed them to fook over the chat until they responded saying i was an idiot at which point i blew them up...the second they respawned they were tked by my teammates who were obviously pissed by em until the admin came and banned em....felt so good to get an entire server tking stat padders...

I doubt they have learned from it. But hey,.. i would be amused too :laugh:

[Dethshoot1]

Re: Funniest teamkill

Was in a AA vehicle and shot down some plains and was on a spree, even got an award for it... When I later look at the scoreboard, it says -14....

Which award did you get? Basic Anti-Air?

Although i have to say..
ROFL!:rofl:

[Macrame_God]

Re: Funniest teamkill

I was playing on Gulf of Oman as MEC. I spawned near the airbase and noticed that the AH-1Z had spawned near me. Me and another player dashed for it. I can't pilot the choppers worth a crap, but the other player could. So the plan was for me to gun (which I can do fairly well) and for him to fly.

Alas, it would not be.

He got there before I did, taking the place of pilot, but before I could get to the cockpit as the gunner, some newbie, who had just spawned near the chopper, ran for it, took the gunner position, and just before the chopper took off, he turned the guns towards me and shot me down.

Either he freaked out and mistook me for a Spec. Ops. USMC trying to C4 his ride or he really didn't want me to take his gunner's position.

[DrunkenAviator]

Re: Funniest teamkill

Ok, I'm playing on karkand... I put 3 C4 packs on the bridge leading from the MEC main base... I watch one MEC soldier swim under the bridge... I blow the bridge, and get the kill when he's crushed under several tons of concrete... I jump back into my hummer (which is by the edge of the now gaping hole) and stop to type something over the chat... I then get rear-ended by a tank, pushed off the bridge and LAND on a friendly player swimming past under the hole... and.. of course... PUNISHED... lol..

[the_big_funky_man]

Re: Funniest teamkill

well i was flying the Chopper on shonghua canyon (or what ever you call it) and my gunner was the crapiest thing to hit BF2. after about 20 minutes of my trying to do the flying AND killing he says.. "practice flying on your own time!" i asked if he was talking to me, he said. "yeah you funky, your a crapy pilot" my only response was "okay you fly" so he takes off without a gunner, also without realizing i had placed 5 C4 on the tail. i waited untill he was half way across the map, im standing all alone on an air strip... i decide its time he died, *click* "the_big_funky_man, teamkills *(guys stupid name)*" he started yelling at me and blah blah blah "kick the Tk'er" no one listened to him. finaly i respond and ask him how his flight was. after realizing that his flying was no better then his gunning he left the server and i finaly found a good gunner, actualy one of the best i have ever flown with.

anywho thats my story, hope you enjoyed it.
-the_big_funky_man