Funniest teamkill

[Gulf_War_Syndrome]

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Hehehe... he was probably wondering why you kept hovering there in front of those tanks... :)

[Alien_Ops]

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Ok, so im in the F-15, Kubra damn, getting dozens of easy grouped kills as usual. I fly by and there's an Iraqi transport heli cruisin along with one bad guy. I figure, " he's mine baby" So he starts to decend, so i make a U and come back but he has landed, suddenly the empty heli sign on the map dissapears. So i figure he's back in, make another U, and come back, as im rappidly shooting with missles and so forth, i suddenly notice a blackhawk behind the Iraqi heli, i crash into the iraq heli and my missles kill the Blackhawk... the blackhawk and the iraqi heli were BOTH FILLED with my own teamates, "You have been punished" spams and im banned from the server. Best i can think of

[DasPhunk]

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Alright, well i was playing fushe pass and it just started the round. As usual I got in the game first and took a jet to bomb the enemy at the base. As i got close i saw 2 nice helies with guys all around, so I shot all my 6 missles at them.
A enemy plane takes off at the same time so I diped and lifted up to miss it, but i did not make it and crashed into one of the helies and destroyed the other with the missles. It showed the people I killed and at that moment, I was switched to the chinese team and all the kills I got were teamkills, plus all the team vehicle damage that I caused and punishes. My score went from about 8 to -20 or -26. I wasnt even kicked for it lol.

It took me a while to get what happened.

[imported_Sinister]

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Well I was on Dragon Valley, and on the carrier. The enemy commander had just used arty on the ship, and just about everyone got hit. So i respawned there agoin trying to get into the attack chopper. All i saw when i respawned was the nose of a plane in my face. Apperently i spawned right as the pilot was about to pull up.

[Chalk.One]

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I was an engineer in a heli on Mashtuur and we flew low to the ground and I dropped some mines. Next thing I know, the pilot decides to land on my mine and it kills all of us. 5 Teamkills. Kicked. Annoying but pretty funny.

[SPC_Zotchman]

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I wasnt involved in this one but i saw it up close and personal. Was at Gulf Of Oman and i was paying a visit to the carrier since we had all the flags and was tired of waiting to shoot them on shore. Im thinkin ok i will go over there and C4 a couple of Hueys which should be fun. I couldnt have know how right i was. So i make my way over and wait for a chopper to spawn. Hop up throw some C4 on it and wait for it to fill up. So i head over to the tower area and i see them all spawn in. I duck out of the way with my trigger in hand just waiting for the climax. Only problem was the pilot really didnt know what he was doing and scraped the length of the carrier tryin to take off runnin over teammates one by one totalling 3. I was laughing so hard i forgot to detonate the C4 before the guy got banned from the server.

lol that's actually really funny.

[oneshotkid]

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My funny teamkill was when the glitch hapened when you teammates name came up as red. I killed them all. I ended up having like -14 or something negative. I evntually got band from the server. O well. Damn glitch o well i pwaned them all:guns::ar15::shoot::box:.

[Metal_Storm]

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I laugh at every teamkill I do, especially the ones where peeps run in front of jets that are taking off.
I get another giggle because I just turn around and unload the bombs onto my own base... yeah ownage.... kicked. lol :/

[NoseKi||s]

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The usual story... I'm playing Anti-Tank and i'm heading to capture a flag. There's already a friendly BH, smoking quite badly, hovering very near to the ground at the flag and i'm trying to get there as fast as i can. Suddenly i hear the sound of a car coming from the distance to defend the flag. I aim thru the sights of the AT thingy and launch a missile at the car.. it takes some time for the missile to travel all that distance and when it finally catches up with the car, i also see the BH in my sights. Just as the missile hits the car, the car hits the badly damaged BH and because i caused the explosion i get 1 kill for the car driver and 5 TK's for the BH. Of course the ppl in the BH didn't know what hit them.. all they knew was that they were capping a flag and someone TK's them.. so they punish me= -21 and kick

All i could do was laugh.

[MedicManiac]

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When I was in a jet, I went straight up so I drop bombs directly on a tank trying to cap our flag. Right as I released the bombs a friendly BH comes out of nowhere and gets directly under my bombs and wham 6 tks, kicked and banned from the server.

[dan_b]

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i'm playing on Dragon Valley and just starting to get the hang of using the hawks. I spawn in that helibase at the top of the river and grab a hawk waiting for it to load up. our commander is stood just outside the hawk looking at his map and doing commander bizness before heading off for some whorage. one of my n00bie squad members jumps in the hawk and starts spamming "move it" i'm like "nah wait for him" so the noobie starts playing with the minigun while we wait for the commander. i f11 view.. just in time to catch him mercillessly gunning down our team commander who was standing about 2 feet in front of the gunner's seat. all this before the chopper even took off. :laugh:

[Grapeapplesnapple]

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My first time in a tank. Get in, back up... teamkill #1
.5 seconds later, I turn the turret to look around, clotheslining another teammate, TK#2. I clicked, I thought it would honk (1st tank ride) and boom I blow up a loaded hummer. TK's 3,4,and 5... you're WAY outta here.. kicked and banned

[on_the_shelf]

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I was the gunner in a blackhawk squad! there was a constent suicide pilot coming to get us and he got us a few times!! So i spot him when we had settled over a flag, so let loose with the minigun, close to overheating a few times, let it cool then starting to unleash fury again!! BOOM!!! got the biitch!!
UH OH!! as the empty carcase of the failed suicider careered towards us!! BOOM!!!! i was like HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!
Punished
Punished
Punished
By the whole squad in the chopper!!
Thanks guys great team work. if i hadn't shot him, we would have died anyway!

[SPARTACUS]

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I was playing the spec ops class on the dalian plant map. My squad and I captured the flag that is in the warehouse, inside. As we leave, I place all of my C4 packs all around the flag. My goal was to detonate it when that flag turned white so as to get as many of the enemy as possible.

As my squad went on, we were involved in some heavy firefights, and I became quite focused on what I was doing. Needless to say, our flag had fallen without my knowledge, and was now in American hands. I did not notice that. After that occured, an entire squad from my team approached the flag to retake it. The only thing I saw was the flag on the minimap was white!

Hoping to get a couple of kills, I whip out my trusty detonator, and turn to look at the warehouse to see if I can watch the explosion at all. As I push the detonator I look up to the top left of the screen and watch in horror as I killed 5 members of my own team!!! Whoops...

[DeathFromAbove]

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Since I am a partime suicide bomber in karkand, I had a humvee loaded with C4 and there was like 10 of my guys in my way I was telling them to move and was honking at them. A enemy tank rolled up behind me and boom! blew up the humvee, that made the C4 go off and kill almost my whole team. That was the biggest teamkill ever it was funny because it was the whole USMC! and they all punished.