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  • NoseKi||s
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    • Jul 2006
    • 481

    #211
    Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

    Here's my suggestions:

    I've had some gunners in the chopper with me that don't seem to know about the existence of the whole TV-guided missile system.
    So:
    The "I don't usually watch TV" -ribbon

    Time spent as a apache gunner: considerable
    TV-guided missiles launched: 0


    There seems to be commanders that apply for the job only so they can benefit from that themselves. So:

    The "Selfish Imbecill" -ribbon

    Time spent as Commander: too much
    Time spent actually commanding: 0 min

    And finally for the brave soldiers that from day to day take on the difficult ordeal of rushing head on to destroy a tank with normal rifles/handguns

    The "What good did you think it would do" -ribbon

    Time spent as the AT -class: 0 min
    K/D: less than 1
    Times killed by an armoured vehicle: too many

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    • Harmor

      #212
      Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

      Originally posted by NoseKi||s
      Here's my suggestions:

      I've had some gunners in the chopper with me that don't seem to know about the existence of the whole TV-guided missile system.
      So:
      The "I don't usually watch TV" -ribbon

      Time spent as a apache gunner: considerable
      TV-guided missiles launched: 0
      What about a gunner who doesn't gun?

      Originally posted by NoseKi||s
      There seems to be commanders that apply for the job only so they can benefit from that themselves. So:

      The "Selfish Imbecill" -ribbon
      What about commanders who never give you a supply drop?

      Originally posted by NoseKi||s
      And finally for the brave soldiers that from day to day take on the difficult ordeal of rushing head on to destroy a tank with normal rifles/handguns

      The "What good did you think it would do" -ribbon
      LOL...classic!!!

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      • DLWebmaestro96

        #213
        Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

        Originally posted by NoseKi||s
        There seems to be commanders that apply for the job only so they can benefit from that themselves. So:

        The "Selfish Imbecill" -ribbon

        Time spent as Commander: too much
        Time spent actually commanding: 0 min
        I love it! :laugh:

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        • FlamingPenguin

          #214
          Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

          The i punished you cuz you took MY plane and i was standing in front ribbon

          p.s. ATTILA can you do the pic plz(a guy stay infront of a plane on a ribbon)

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          • BF2KeV

            #215
            Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....



            The lol ribbon

            - Skill: Pr0
            - How to: Steal a plane and say 'LoL'

            Easy peasy!

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            • FlamingPenguin

              #216
              Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

              bof not very cool

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              • jdogg88-Fed

                #217
                Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                Originally posted by Yeti_Hunter
                The i punished you cuz you took MY plane and i was standing in front ribbon

                p.s. ATTILA can you do the pic plz(a guy stay infront of a plane on a ribbon)
                lmao love that

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                • Harmor

                  #218
                  Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                  How about:

                  The Koolaid Metal:
                  • 25 TK punishes from C4/mines/claymores in the same round
                  • 10,000 Global TK Punishes from C4/mines/claymores

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                  • jdogg88-Fed

                    #219
                    Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                    Originally posted by Harmor
                    How about the Koolaid Metal:
                    • 10,000 Global TK Punishes
                    • 25 TK punishes in a round from claymore/mines/C4
                    650) {this.width=650;this.alt='Click to Enlarge';document.getElementById('http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2509/bf2koolaidbadge2gr.jpg');document.getElementById(' http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2509/bf2koolaidbadge2gr.jpg').innerHTML=document.getEle mentById('http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2509/bf2koolaidbadge2gr.jpg').innerHTML+'
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                    lol nice man so many ppl would have that by the time they got to corpral.

                    Whats the other one seems to not work?

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                    • N17Benson

                      #220
                      Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                      Toot and scoot Ribbon.

                      Requirements:Jumping in any jeep tooting the horn to alert a teammate then driving off like a moron before anyone gets in.

                      The "Don't worry lads I'll cap it" Ribbon

                      Requirements:Jumping in a BH on your own taking off ignoring the screams of "need a ride" and flying off without a single teammate on board.

                      The Maginot Line Ribbon

                      Requirements:All marching off to the frontlines and ignoring the single infantry that has snuck past and is systematically capping every flag behind you while you act like your 16/32 man frontline is unbeatable.(apologies to the Frenchies)

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                      • timsgameonline

                        #221
                        Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                        Ideas: the bar of soap ribbon for constantly swaering your f$$£^$£ing a*** off during game.

                        the being a complete a***hole ribbon - self explanatory. Ive seen loads of experts already!!!

                        The run around like a mada** on a carrier trying to get in a bl***y plane or heli ribbon!!

                        The how high can you throw your self off a building ribbon. Awarded to highest fall in 1 round.

                        The lazy bu**er ribbon for the player who least contributed to the team in 1 round.

                        that should jkeep you going for a while.....one more

                        the kamikaze award....

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                        • Dethshoot1

                          #222
                          Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                          THIS THREAD IS TOO GOOD TO DIE!!! I WILL REVIVE IT!

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                          • Harmor

                            #223
                            Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                            No need to bump it, just come up with a new metal/badge/ribbon. Like this:

                            Expert Shock Paddle Combat Badge
                            • 20 Kills in the same round
                            • 1000h Total time played while Medic

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                            • Daz

                              #224
                              Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                              " Congratulations you have been awarded the Abandonment Ribbon "

                              Leave 10 friendlies stranded in one round.

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                              • Harmor

                                #225
                                Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

                                Originally posted by Daz
                                " Congratulations you have been awarded the Abandonment Ribbon "

                                Leave 10 friendlies stranded in one round.
                                How about:

                                Abandonment Ribbon
                                Awarded to recognize the individual who leaves more teammates stranded during sustained combat
                                • IAR: 10 friendly stranded in one round
                                • 1000 global stranded friendlies

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