Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

[Harmor]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

The blackhawk whore ribbon.

Cause God forbid you actually try to capture flags on foot and use guns other than a minigun.

...and yes, that was done in five minutes with paint.

How about:

The Blackhawk Whore Metal
Awarded to those who would rather capture flags exclusiving inside a Blackhawk.

• 24 kill assists in a Blackhawk Helicopter in the same round
• 1000h Total time using a Blackhawk Helicopter

[Harmor]

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JIHAD! Air Defense:
Blackhawks downed with C4\Ramming whilst in a Flying Cow : 500
Global Flag Defence points : 1000
Enemies ****ed off they can't Hawk Whore : Too Many To Count
Friendlies glad they did'nt get hawk raped : All of them

How about:

The JIHAD! Air Defense Badge
Awarded to personnel who have proven themselves with explosive ordinance while raming enemy Blackhawks in a Flying Cow during active combat.

• 24 kills in a Flying Cow (with C4), within the same round
• 750 Global kills using a Flying Cow (with C4)

[Harmor]

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Cant believe it doesnt exist of yet: The "KTR" ribbon!!!!!! :laugh:

(K)ill (T)im (R)ussert, when succesfully getting timmy kicked within 3 minutes.

(for those who have no clue, here's a hillarious read : http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showt...ght=timrussert )

How about:

Kill Tim Russert Ribbon
Awarded to those able to boot Tim_Russert from the server for excessive TKs.

• Have Tim_Russert booted from the server 50 times for excessive TKs
• Have Tim_Russert yell at you for 5 Global Hours

[LucaBrasi]

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Heh, this thread is hilarious, I just wasted an hour out of work (sshhhh).

I have a couple ideas, nothing too great, but how bout a pacifist ribbon for going "O-for", like 0-25, or 0-14, or so.

Or a forumwhore ribbon for reaching 1000 posts.

[imported_Master Shake]

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How about a "Lazurus medal" for being revived with shock paddles 10,000 times..

[MackTheKnifeAU]

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CLASSIC!

How about:

The JIHAD! Air Defense Badge
Awarded to personnel who have proven themselves with explosive ordinance while raming enemy Blackhawks in a Flying Cow during active combat.

• 24 kills in a Flying Cow (with C4), within the same round
• 750 Global kills using a Flying Cow (with C4)

[Dreimar Octane]

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"I go for who ever's winning" ribbon

Team changes in one round: 20
Global team changes: 1000
Times kicked for team changing: 50

I'm new to paint but I wanted to try this out. I hope you dont mind but used your idea and changed it a little bit.

but now i have to figure out how to upload an image...

Darn it it keeps telling me unable to move/copy file...:cussing:

[DrunkenPirate]

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Mutiny vote ribbon/medal?
I was in a server and everyround there were no less then 10-20 mutiny votes all by the same guy.

[jasonlee1228]

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the tim russert was a kickass thread haha

[Harmor]

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I'm new to paint but I wanted to try this out. I hope you dont mind but used your idea and changed it a little bit.

but now i have to figure out how to upload an image...

Darn it it keeps telling me unable to move/copy file...:cussing:

Try using this free service:

http://imageshack.us/

[Harmor]

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Mutiny vote ribbon/medal?
I was in a server and everyround there were no less then 10-20 mutiny votes all by the same guy.

How about:

Mutiny Vote Ribbon
Awarded for distinguished used of the munity button during extended periods of combat.

• 10 mutiny votes initiated in the same round
• 1000 Global mutiny votes initiated

[FlamingPenguin]

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I Love This Thread Its Hilarious.....no Its The Most Hilarious Thread I Saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harmor]

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Impotent Ribbon - For the sniper class after the empty a cli[p with no kill..

How about:

The Sniper Impotent Metal
Awarded to those compentent snipers who run out of ammo and can't get resupplied.

• Use up all your ammo with no kills in the same round
• 500 Global hours with no ammo

[Harmor]

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How about a waiting for airplane/chopper medal
guys who stand near a spawn point for shopper/airplain for longuer then 15min in one round get it

How about:

Air Non-Combat Medal
Awarded to any person who has distinguished themselves by superior achievement while waiting to participating in aerial combat.

• 0 kills in a Plane or Helicopter in the same round
• 15 minutes on a helipad or runway in the same round
• 3000h Global hours waiting on a helipad or runway

[[LG]Cataclysm]

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How about:

The JIHAD! Air Defense Badge
Awarded to personnel who have proven themselves with explosive ordinance while raming enemy Blackhawks in a Flying Cow during active combat.

• 24 kills in a Flying Cow (with C4), within the same round
• 750 Global kills using a Flying Cow (with C4)

ROFLMFAO!! I just about died laughing