Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

[Harmor]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

I know a similar idea has been expressed but
How about the:

"Pavement Art" Medal

For Outstanding achievement in Failing to Open Parachute



sry haven't worked out how to insert a picture yet

How about:

"Pavement Art" Metal
For Outstanding achievement in failing to open your parachute.

• 10 deaths due to parachute openning failure in the same round
• 500 Global deaths due to parachute open failures

[Super Six Three]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

the "tank stealing"ribbon

Steal a tank 5 times while enginner repairs it

[DrunkenPirate]

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LMAO Harmor.

[The **TERROR**]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

How about:

"Pavement Art" Metal
For Outstanding achievement in failing to open your parachute.

• 10 deaths due to parachute openning failure in the same round
• 500 Global deaths due to parachute open failures

I have 5 of those:laugh:

[DrunkenPirate]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

I've got a few of those too. :|:

[puglous]

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Okay, I didn't have time to read this whole thread so I may do some overlapping:

-the "strength comes in numbers award":

For excellence in gaining advantage and victory over the enemy through superior numbers.

Requirements: Fighting for a team which outnumbers the other by 2 or more for more than 70% of your global play time.

-the "volunteer driver award" (sorry, couldn't think of a better name)

Award to those who show dedication in driving away any vehicle with an allied soldier manning the gun in defensive position.

Requirements: Driving away 5 or more stationary friendly vehicles in one round.

-the "vocabulary award"

An award given to those who have used a large vocabulary on the battlefield to better communicate with fellow soldiers.

Requirements: Saying f****t and/or n00b 10 or more times in one round

-the "racial slur award"

For excellence in randomly assuming the race of fellow players and tossing out the fitting racial slurs for each of them.

Requirments: Using a different racial slur on atleast 10 people in one round.

the "echo award"

For outstanding dedication towards spamming the quick chat by saying things repeatedly.

Requirements: Enters the same message 5 times within 3 seconds or less.

[tater mark]

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"distinguished award for inapropriate use of vehicles"
Time spent trying to take down a jet with a tank: orgasmic
Time spent ramming jets into APCs: truly amazing
Amount of jets and/or helicopters wasted by finding out how high the skybox is: OMFG LOLz Y0U R TEH r0x0rz3rz
Driving ability: "Hey hank, wheres the ignition on this baby?"

yeah...i like that one

and the award should be a picture of a tank underwater.

[Harmor]

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Rambo Badge

Time spent in squad: 0

How about:

Rambo Combat Medal

Awarded to any person who has distinguished themselves by playing solo in active combat.

• 25 kills in the same round
• 3,000h as a Lonewolf
• 10,000 Global kills as Lonewolf

[[LG]Cataclysm]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

Rofl!!!

[Master Cheif]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

Maybe the (A**hat medal) for 50 Tks

\/ \/ \/ A lame stab at trying to being part of this thread \/ \/ \/

[Brucewillis2]

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The Unlucky Bastard Award - Given for the impossible chance of dying from an ammo crate 5 times in a single round...

probably the saddest thing about that is if you actually made that a ribbon people would be running around all day trying to catch crates just so they have that shiny award in their trophy case.

[A$$a$$ination]

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^true

[Cicchetti]

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How about:

"Pavement Art" Metal
For Outstanding achievement in failing to open your parachute.

• 10 deaths due to parachute openning failure in the same round
• 500 Global deaths due to parachute open failures

LMFAO i die like that more then i get killed lmao f***in thing just doesnt open

[Brucewillis2]

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Action Man Commander Medal

Awarded for being a commander and fearlessly leading the attack from the front line.

* being killed 30 times from direct combat
* 10 minutes sitting in armour in the same round.
* 10 minutes in the pilots seat of a aircraft while trying to issue commands and launch arty strikes, in the same round.
* not actually listening to any requests during the round from squad members, because your too busy kicking a$$ on the front line.

[imported_Master Shake]

Re: Humor/other medal/Ribbon ideas....

Hmm....I do believe I started this thread....and apparently my "lame stab" got the point across and people seemed to have run with it??